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I do love my Christmas crackers.. and British men!

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This shocked Ned and he stumbled back into his honey shelf, covering himself in it, then staggered forward into his cereal store. He then just ambled about like a Burry Man made out of Cheerios complaining about his sore head.

Will no one acknowledge the magnificence of this messed up dream!

dreamt that both max and non-ilxor katie nonopolous were sent identical envelopes containing sheets of paper with a cryptic design on them along with traces of a mysterious power and they were taken as evidence as part of the ricin poison investigation.

turned out they were actually abandoned prototypes from the boards of canada album-hype campaign that were never intended to be sent our and the sheets of paper were actually paint-by-numbers and the powder was cocaine

I'd hire your subconscious as a marketing consultant, gr80

a couple days after listening to Aerosmith's interview on a podcast, I had a dream that he and I had a conversation at a party where I really unloaded a lot of stuff about growing up etc. Then right before I woke up I realized that the whole thing was also taking place on ILX/twitter and people were making "lol @ this asshole" type comments everytime I talked about a formative moment of my childhood

La Lechera wanted to lend me a small blue dachshund-type dog which smelled faintly of garlic.

Last night I had a dream I went out to lunch with Jess, Maura and Ned. I said something incredibly awkward (I don't remember what) and for the rest of the meal everyone kept talking as if I wasn't there.

aw

xp lmao wut

Another appearance by Finefinemusic, this time pushing an empty wheelbarrow.

Sounds about right.

It was a red wooden wheelbarrow, if that's any significance.

OMG I forgot to mention the one I had the other night. Roxy was with me at my parents house and for some reason had to test the speakers on their stereo, except this involved not just an amp, but a bunch of amps, and a radio, and a boombox, and she sat there with a determined serious face playing some massive noise music and turning all the volume knobs up to 11 so it was insane loud and my mum was shouting WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP THAT TURN IT OFF IT IS TOO LOUD and she ignored it and kept on crankin' the voluumes and tweaking all the dials :D

earlier this week i had some seriously distressing nightmares that totally put me into a bad place.
(details are not required ..)
having thought about it, i realised i had some cheese on ryvita as a late evening snack each evening.
so, last night i cut out the cheese - no nightmares.
is it for real the connection ?
i always assumed it was one of those 'myth' type of things.

Were they ilx nightmares?

I've recently been consuming large amounts of iced chamomile tea before bed. 4-5 cups, well-steeped, then poured over ice and taken to the head through a straw. Great vivid dreams, although after too many nights in a row of doing this, I started to get real lethargic the day after. Anyway, much better roi, dreamwise, than sitting around trying to choke down a cup of the hot stuff. I'll be sure to take note if I get any ilx dreams.

ahhh ...
didn't pick up on that aspect of the thread.
thought this was general thread re ilx'r dreams.
i.e. no .. they were not ilx related.

I like the sound of a red wheelbarrow!

I had an ilx dream too, I had to split a hotel room with a bunch of people incl Johnny Fever and something in the shampoo made my hair pretty much turn into straw & begin to break off. My husband's bed was on another side of a fabric partition but JF's was in the same as mine! Then he teased me about my accent - "could you pour me a glass of water?" had to be repeated twice before he would.

i spied upon drew daniel in a scarlet frock coat and an immense curly brown wig frantically scratching with a quill onto parchment by candlelight. he wore a monacle, i think, and a little velvet cap with a single white plume in it.

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still one of the funniest things i've ever read

i can't explain why. i think it's to do with the fact that he was spying on him

dreamt that I saw roxy's metal band play a short, angry song called ACCUSED OF BEING GABBNEB

I woke up laughing irl

I almost died a few weeks ago when I was messaging her and realized her Facebook username is gabbneb

haha i keep forgetting that

crut's dream omg

im still dying

it raises so many funny ideas; under what circumstances would someone be accused of being gabbneb, what would the accusation be like, what are the consequences of being accused of being gabbneb

writing this song now

yesssss

Dream blends into reality

I couldn't make out any of the words but there was definitely a part where the vocalist screamed "gabbneb." It was in barely-decipherable extreme metal vox so it was like

"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

and you could tell there was real anger & vexation being felt, like William Shatner "KHAAAAAAAN"

dying

hahahahaa win!

Had a (non-sexual) dream about an ILXor, but I don't remember which one. I do remember that we had a wonderful time (although I can't recall anything about what we did), so I've decided to start reading and posting here again.

Christine! It's good to see you here.

Hi Christine!

I had a dream the other night with crut in it, but I forgot what it was. I think he was fixing a bike.

i ever dream about you guys but don't take it badly because everyone in my dreams is a stranger.

Im still floored by Roxys dream 5 years ago that she came to visit us in a house on a hill and we had literally just closed on a house on a hill irl. CRAZY.

i ever = "i never' obv

i was walking past a kmart-like shop and saw some big screens flashing 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAURA <3'. i tried to snapchat the screens but saw some creepy dishevelled guy trying to feed b3ns0n (who was alone outside the shop) some mystery food. i took the food and found enbb in an internet cafe; she was grateful, but also alarmed that some guy was trying to hand her dog food. then i went back to the shop to do the snapchat, but the screens had cycled further down the alphabet and were flashing 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILKY <3'

I had a dream about ilx the other night where all ilxors were actually in the same room, like a giant call centre type thing, but only interacted with each other via computers

:(

b3st b310v3d b3ns0n

u mean b35t be10v3d 2p

*2d, even

that shit's pr3-d3c1mal15at10n

I had a dream about ilx the other night where all ilxors were actually in the same room, like a giant call centre type thing, but only interacted with each other via computers

Isnt this basically what we r all doin anyway.

Something got published (book, music, who knows) and there was a list of authors. One of the names read 'acoleuthic (in orbit)'. I tried to explain to whoever was with me that this was incorrect, but no-one listened.

this calls for a collaboration

"but saw some creepy dishevelled guy trying to feed b3ns0n (who was alone outside the shop) some mystery food."

;_;

Would never leave him alone outside some shop. What a strange dream!

b3ns0n

Poodleproof

Dreamt I worked for the Dennis, Randy and Steve Quaid Fellowship as part of a univerity faculty in Texas.

Dreamt that all the UK ILXors were posting that it was snowing heavily 'all over the UK', and I was the only one posting that it was raining heavily where I was, not snowing, and getting into a huge flame war with everyone else over it.

Did you end upsnowbawling

I was getting quite irate because people were posting pictures and saying 'look it's snowing everywhere in the UK' and I was posting things like 'no no no I'm looking out of the window right now and it's raining.'