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Did you pin it to the desk with a sharp pencil? Because that would be bad.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be better actually

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I just had the thought that one of the really lame things about school shootings is that we never get to find out if any of the victims were going to turn out to be shitbags so we can be like "well thank god he shot that fucker, he was going to grow up to be Antonin Scalia" I really need to take a break from the fucking news so I can stop being angry for an hour or two

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Bartrip I agree he sounds like a shit, but uh isn't he right about revenge fantasies? I'm just not partial to firepower in mine, that's all.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

it is so insulting to have to listen to this worthless shit

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

you can be right about the basic kernel of what you're saying and still be a creepy pornographic asshole who is making up shit to prove some psychotic point. though no, in my experience, he's not right.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys, I think I totally screwed up my chances of lurker going to prom with me.

;_;

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

whoo shit kids I am a cranky ass motherfucker today

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom, join my week. :/

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, achewood today and yesterday!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

so hilarious

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

english language is such movink target

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

the beef flowchart is still my favorite

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

wrong the lyle chart is still the reigning champion because it gave us "drinkin' island is inside each of us my son" which is the truest thing ever said

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I need a badge with that square in as well.

― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh Tom he said the beef chart was his favorite. He can't actually be wrong about that until he changes his mind. Love ya, dude.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

when oh when will there be a cornelius flowchart? I have already decided it will be my favorite.

― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I am surprised how much I enjoyed the todd flowchart, to be honest.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

because Todd, as has been said many times, is a terrible person

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

guys did the wankette die?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

because it gave us "drinkin' island is inside each of us my son" which is the truest thing ever said

OH GOD I SEE IT

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I think CH said it best when he said we were all already dead

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

which is totally the facts if you know anything about quantum gravity

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought he said it better when he kept yelling "snakes and ipods"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

that is more his personal truth that he discovered through Christ and not so much a universal thing though, I thought

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

it's all tied together

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

we're all already dead, that is why we keep seeing ipods and snakes, which are nonexistent in the real world of living people

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

artifacts of purgatory

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still totally mystified by what happened to my 7 layer burrito last night. This is a mystery that should be solved soon, in case it is behind my couch or something.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

oh dude i want a 7 layer burrito now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

you lost a burrito? Man, that's a whole new level of stoned right there.

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tacobell.co.uk

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

You can have mine, but you have to find it.

xpost

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

WORST EASTER EVER.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

so guys this morning i just listened to adam and the ants for like 55 minutes and then captain sensible and then someone said to me, "nice sweater" so i'm in a pretty good mood this morning, which i didn't think i would be after that dream i had where i MURDERED MARK WAHLBERG wtf. if i had eaten a burrito last night, none of this would've happened, is what i'm thinking.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

As long as there isn't a vomit-soaked towel behind the radiator, you should be OK.

BACONLIPS

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't worry Ally; I have dreams like that all the time. Enjoy your good mood!

As long as there isn't a vomit-soaked towel behind the radiator, you should be OK.

If anyone would know, it would be FB...

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wouldn't there be some sign, a wrapper in the trash perhaps, if the burrito was eaten?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

my roommate had a dream the other night in which she had sex with Kurt Russell.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

argh argh argh why did I read all of lurker 2427 or whatever the hell's posts in that gun control thread?

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

because you're a FOOL PANTS

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I know, right? he gives me a vibe, solely over the internet, that if I encountered him in real life, I'd warn all my female friends away from him.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

my roommate had a dream the other night in which she had sex with Kurt Russell.

Yuck. But Michael Douglas would have been worse...

I once had a dream where I had a torrid affair with Ari Fleischer. After that I cut down on my C-SPAN watching drastically.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Sara 8080 Michael Douglas is so gross!

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

uh, I'd say that about a lot of people. Including myself. beartrapx2

wtf ari fleischer???? must have been really...uh...exciting. beartrap

PICK ONLY ONE: Kurt Russell, Bruce Willis, or Michael Douglas.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west, a state that's untouchable like elliot ness, the track hits ya eardrum like a slug to yr chest, pack a vest for your jimmy in the city of sex. we in the sunshine state with the bomb ass hemp beat the state where you never find a dance floor empty, and pimps be on a mission lookin for them greens, lean, mean, money makin machines servin fiends. i been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes--ever since honeys been wearin sassoon. now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me diamonds shinin lookin like i robbed liberace. it's ALL good from diego to the bay, your city is teh bomb if yr city makin pay. throw up a finger if you feel the same way, dre puttin it down for CALI-FORN-I-A.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

or maybe that should be YOU MUST PICK ONE.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought Florida was the Sunshine State?

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

um, I kind of dig Bruce Willis.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

jessie that is a really bizarre conundrum and i think i'll pick...kurt russell.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

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