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Ouch, Kevin. That does sound like a far less palatable turn of personality.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

THEY HAVE BEEN STANDING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY OFFICE FOR THE PAST 18 MINUTES TALKING ABOUT NOTHING!!!! TWENTY GODDAMN MINUTES OF SMALL TALK!

i met the shellshag folks last night, i wasn't sure if the girl was blown out or just crazy.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

OK I wanna buy some stuff what should I get???

xtian and i are going shopping in georgetown (possibly? might switch to chinatown) saturday night and then drinking ludicrous things someplace wanky--do you (or anyone else) want to join? i mean you have perfect timing here.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I'LL GO oh wait i probably can't make it.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS i want a bloody mary

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i liked grindhouse

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

wow clarence thomas and antonin scalia want to take this country back to the fucking wild west

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

don't forget justice kennedy

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

like, not really surprising, just, what the fuck am I doing pretending I want to live in a town with these people anymore

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

the majority opinion by kennedy does not specifically allude to the idea that casey and roe should be overturned, which Thomas says in his opinion joined by scalia

they're fucking pathetic and should just be exiled to the vatican. or blown up by satellite death beams, whatever

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

kennedy is still lame for writing the opinion. we can also thank him for our current president.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Jen is often high and usually crazy, Kevin. But isn't she funny? Is she still tying jingle bells around her ankles? How was the show, their set, etc?

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

asdflk;jadsfl;kjasdfl;kjasdl;kfjasdl;kf it's snowing again ack

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

dear god I genuinely hope alito, scalia and thomas all die in 2009

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

what exactly is the definition of "activist judges" if it doesn't include judges who are ruling about a specific medical procedure that has been accepted for years in the medical community??!!? christ on a bike that is some fine-toothed judgin' there

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ohhhh i've done something bad to my hand guys

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you pin it to the desk with a sharp pencil? Because that would be bad.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be better actually

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I just had the thought that one of the really lame things about school shootings is that we never get to find out if any of the victims were going to turn out to be shitbags so we can be like "well thank god he shot that fucker, he was going to grow up to be Antonin Scalia" I really need to take a break from the fucking news so I can stop being angry for an hour or two

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Bartrip I agree he sounds like a shit, but uh isn't he right about revenge fantasies? I'm just not partial to firepower in mine, that's all.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

it is so insulting to have to listen to this worthless shit

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

you can be right about the basic kernel of what you're saying and still be a creepy pornographic asshole who is making up shit to prove some psychotic point. though no, in my experience, he's not right.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys, I think I totally screwed up my chances of lurker going to prom with me.

;_;

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

whoo shit kids I am a cranky ass motherfucker today

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom, join my week. :/

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, achewood today and yesterday!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

so hilarious

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

english language is such movink target

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

the beef flowchart is still my favorite

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

wrong the lyle chart is still the reigning champion because it gave us "drinkin' island is inside each of us my son" which is the truest thing ever said

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I need a badge with that square in as well.

― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh Tom he said the beef chart was his favorite. He can't actually be wrong about that until he changes his mind. Love ya, dude.

― Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

when oh when will there be a cornelius flowchart? I have already decided it will be my favorite.

― I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I am surprised how much I enjoyed the todd flowchart, to be honest.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

because Todd, as has been said many times, is a terrible person

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

guys did the wankette die?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

because it gave us "drinkin' island is inside each of us my son" which is the truest thing ever said

OH GOD I SEE IT

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I think CH said it best when he said we were all already dead

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

which is totally the facts if you know anything about quantum gravity

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought he said it better when he kept yelling "snakes and ipods"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

that is more his personal truth that he discovered through Christ and not so much a universal thing though, I thought

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

it's all tied together

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

we're all already dead, that is why we keep seeing ipods and snakes, which are nonexistent in the real world of living people

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

artifacts of purgatory

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still totally mystified by what happened to my 7 layer burrito last night. This is a mystery that should be solved soon, in case it is behind my couch or something.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

oh dude i want a 7 layer burrito now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

you lost a burrito? Man, that's a whole new level of stoned right there.

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tacobell.co.uk

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

You can have mine, but you have to find it.

xpost

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

WORST EASTER EVER.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

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