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that dude...I don't know who he is but he routinely overshares. I don't know what just happened in the gun control thread.

horseshoe, Thursday, 19 April 2007 06:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I am forever and completely done with anything that resembles "serious talk" on ILX.

John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 07:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok, now I'm done.

John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 08:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahahahaha YOU'VE BEEN LURKERED

HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 12:12 (seventeen years ago) link

(dude argues like that all the time and no one else seems to ever notice)

HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 12:13 (seventeen years ago) link

hey pete did you see this THEY were reverent about the music — ’70s and ’80s chart toppers like “Rich Girl,” “Maneater” and “Out of Touch.”

daria-g, Thursday, 19 April 2007 12:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Either he/she is an unfunny troll, or a seriously creepy motherfucker.

both maybe.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:01 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck the ramones

-- modestmickey, Thursday, 19 April 2007 10:52 (2 hours ago)


ok pete if you're not buyin the evidence that's been submitted thus far, here's a good reason to dislike mickey

pretzel walrus, Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

omg Laurel I just looked at those dresses and I wantwantwant one! Or more! Have you gotten anything from them? Are they nicely made? So hard to tell quality workmanship from teh web. . .

quincie, Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, jesus freak office mate is going to drive me insane.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

plus the receptionist seems to now want to prove that she is a good christian woman with the arrival of said jesus freak. i liked her better when she was a wise-cracking 49 year old who would mutter about needing gin when she was stressed.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Ouch, Kevin. That does sound like a far less palatable turn of personality.

Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

THEY HAVE BEEN STANDING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY OFFICE FOR THE PAST 18 MINUTES TALKING ABOUT NOTHING!!!! TWENTY GODDAMN MINUTES OF SMALL TALK!

i met the shellshag folks last night, i wasn't sure if the girl was blown out or just crazy.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

OK I wanna buy some stuff what should I get???

xtian and i are going shopping in georgetown (possibly? might switch to chinatown) saturday night and then drinking ludicrous things someplace wanky--do you (or anyone else) want to join? i mean you have perfect timing here.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I'LL GO oh wait i probably can't make it.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS i want a bloody mary

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i liked grindhouse

river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

wow clarence thomas and antonin scalia want to take this country back to the fucking wild west

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

don't forget justice kennedy

Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

like, not really surprising, just, what the fuck am I doing pretending I want to live in a town with these people anymore

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

the majority opinion by kennedy does not specifically allude to the idea that casey and roe should be overturned, which Thomas says in his opinion joined by scalia

they're fucking pathetic and should just be exiled to the vatican. or blown up by satellite death beams, whatever

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

kennedy is still lame for writing the opinion. we can also thank him for our current president.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Jen is often high and usually crazy, Kevin. But isn't she funny? Is she still tying jingle bells around her ankles? How was the show, their set, etc?

Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

asdflk;jadsfl;kjasdfl;kjasdl;kfjasdl;kf it's snowing again ack

river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

dear god I genuinely hope alito, scalia and thomas all die in 2009

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

what exactly is the definition of "activist judges" if it doesn't include judges who are ruling about a specific medical procedure that has been accepted for years in the medical community??!!? christ on a bike that is some fine-toothed judgin' there

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ohhhh i've done something bad to my hand guys

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you pin it to the desk with a sharp pencil? Because that would be bad.

Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be better actually

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I just had the thought that one of the really lame things about school shootings is that we never get to find out if any of the victims were going to turn out to be shitbags so we can be like "well thank god he shot that fucker, he was going to grow up to be Antonin Scalia" I really need to take a break from the fucking news so I can stop being angry for an hour or two

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Bartrip I agree he sounds like a shit, but uh isn't he right about revenge fantasies? I'm just not partial to firepower in mine, that's all.

Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

it is so insulting to have to listen to this worthless shit

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

you can be right about the basic kernel of what you're saying and still be a creepy pornographic asshole who is making up shit to prove some psychotic point. though no, in my experience, he's not right.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys, I think I totally screwed up my chances of lurker going to prom with me.

;_;

John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

whoo shit kids I am a cranky ass motherfucker today

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom, join my week. :/

Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, achewood today and yesterday!!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

so hilarious

river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

english language is such movink target

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

the beef flowchart is still my favorite

kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

wrong the lyle chart is still the reigning champion because it gave us "drinkin' island is inside each of us my son" which is the truest thing ever said

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I need a badge with that square in as well.

Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Uh Tom he said the beef chart was his favorite. He can't actually be wrong about that until he changes his mind. Love ya, dude.

Laurel, Thursday, 19 April 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

when oh when will there be a cornelius flowchart? I have already decided it will be my favorite.

I DIED, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I am surprised how much I enjoyed the todd flowchart, to be honest.

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

because Todd, as has been said many times, is a terrible person

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

guys did the wankette die?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

because it gave us "drinkin' island is inside each of us my son" which is the truest thing ever said

OH GOD I SEE IT

kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I think CH said it best when he said we were all already dead

TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link


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