Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

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p much all newer cars do is my understanding, yeah if you're driving a jalopy maybe for your own safety you shouldn't be going 65 and then suddenly deciding you want to go 80, then when you're in front of me decide you wanna go 65 again

k3vin k., Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

If i'm doing 65 on a freeway and I come up to someone who is only a bit slower, I will move out to pass that person and simultaneously speed up as I pass them. I have found that if I pass another car going only 2 mph faster than they are, the driver of the other car unconsciously speeds up as I pull abreast and then we form a solid phalanx and other cars who want to go 75 can't get by. If I then speed up, but only a bit, the other driver is going to continue to pace with me, because they are only driving with a fraction of their attention.

It makes far more sense to me to speed up, pull out to pass, get well beyond the slower car, then pull back right and resume my desired speed. Which is not disgusting savagery in my opinion, but then, every driver thinks his or her way is the most excellent way ever devised.

Aimless, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

if you're going faster than that car to begin with then it's not a problem

k3vin k., Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

our car is four years old and doesn't have cruise control

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 24 March 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

Most uk cars don't have cruise control.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 25 March 2013 06:51 (eleven years ago) link

The one time I had a hire car with cruise control I couldn't figure it out, I pressed the button but nothing happened.

Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Monday, 25 March 2013 11:15 (eleven years ago) link

Lol 80

mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 25 March 2013 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

another driving one and another grocery store one!

  • people who don't return their carts to the cart return (seriously what the fuck is wrong with these monsters?)
  • people who don't use their turn signal when they drive

k3vin k., Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

cruise control is for suckas

if you wanna complain about ppl not maintaining a constant speed, then do so

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

well sure

k3vin k., Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

oh i see i added the shopping cart thing last time. really though, that fills me with such rage

k3vin k., Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

-smokers who leave their disgusting butts on the ground WHEN THEY HAVE TO PASS RIGHT BY AN ASHTRAY TO GET BACK INTO THE BUILDING

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

-smokers who leave their disgusting butts on the ground WHEN THEY HAVE TO PASS RIGHT BY AN ASHTRAY TO GET BACK INTO THE BUILDING ever

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 8:45 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

oh man that reminds me

  • smokers who don't exhale after their last drag before walking indoors

k3vin k., Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

-smokers

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

well yeah

k3vin k., Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:50 (eleven years ago) link

On our transit, people are supposed to exit buses by the rear doors. If they try to exit from the front and get run into by people getting on the bus, it is THEY who are the savages, I submit to you.

This ^^^^

Also, drivers in parking lots who speed and don't yield right of way to passengers. I almost got hit leaving the grocery store on foot the other day and when I gave the driver the stink-eye he rolled down his window and yelled "I didn't have a stop sign!" Yeah, that's because you're in a parking lot and required by law to stop for any crossing pedestrians.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:51 (eleven years ago) link

well yeah

― k3vin k.

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 March 2013 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

On our transit, people are supposed to exit buses by the rear doors. If they try to exit from the front and get run into by people getting on the bus, it is THEY who are the savages, I submit to you.

Generally, yes, but during rush hours, the bus is often too crowded for exiting from the rear to make sense. Maybe that's taken for granted, but maybe not.

Je55e, Thursday, 28 March 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

smokers who don't exhale after their last drag before walking indoors
― k3vin k., Thursday, March 28, 2013 3:48 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I haven't observed it at my new building, but where I used to work, people habitually lit their cigarettes while in the revolving doors, so entering the door was stepping into a small, smoke-filled chamber. One serial offender worked in the post office in the building and I really wanted to complain to her supervisor, but she works at the post office so that's probably punishment enough.

carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 12:55 (eleven years ago) link

They do that in my building as well. Urge to kill rising . . .

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

This one woman, every morning, jumps the line for the bus. There is a clearly formed line and she walks past it and waits next to the very first person in it. She seems not to notice.

Je55e, Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

So I said something to her and she said, "Oh my! Uh-uh!" And laughed.

Je55e, Thursday, 28 March 2013 13:42 (eleven years ago) link

^ this sounds like the public transport equivalent of people who drive in the breakdown lane. savagely disgusting

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

Is this in London? Trouble is you can't do anything about it, since jumping queues was decriminalised a few years back, mostly on the grounds that jumping queues was unenforceable.

Now when it happens I just think: "OK, you obviously want to get to your crappy office/shop/bedsit so desperately, go ahead, and you'll end up like me in the stroke unit in 20 years."

oh my. uh-uh! hahaha

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

xp: omg that's savage! what je55e is describing almost never happens in the states. the woman he's describing is extremely brash and outside of the norms by doing this. I don't think that queue-jumping would even be a crime here because like, who the fuck would even do that. and you're saying it was such a problem in London that at some point it was a law and that basically everyone in london flaunted that law?

how's life, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

cashiers who haven't learned how to process refunds

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

(xp) basically, yes. But London is full of arrogant people who think they own the place (otherwise they most likely wouldn't be in London in the first place) and so they had to have a law. Doesn't happen with bus queues in Glasgow and they are usually way longer.

if that woman tried to edge in front of me i don't know if i would be able to resist elbowing her in the boob, i'm not a violent person but i am stubborn

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

On the NYC subway there's the thing where most people kind of form queue-ish groups on either side of the door to wait for the passengers to get off, but then there's always the one person who tries to get a little edge by just barreling through the middle while everyone is waiting on the side. I mean, it's hard not to be a bit savage on a rush-hour subway, but come on.

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

"Is there a neurologist in the queue? Lady here has amnesia, doesn't know who she is."

People who wait in line for the ATM but don't take their wallet out of their pocket/bag and their card out of their wallet until they are actually standing right in front of it.

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

those ppl are probably paranoid about having it snatched out of their hand, imo.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I definitely don't hang out with my wallet/ATM card in my greasy little paws, all enticing and easily snatchable.

carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

HOWEVER I bet we can all agree that people who are waiting in line to get on the bus and don't get their fare cards out until they reach the fare box are disgusting savages indeed.

carl agatha, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

Or people who don't bother checking that there's any credit left on their Oyster card before getting on the bus and wondering why it won't work.

People who don't use auto top-up are the most disgusting of all.

Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

"Oh my! Uh-uh!"

Oops, I meant "Uh-oh!" not "uh-uh." She said it in a treacly, condescending way, like I was a 4 year old.

FORTUNATELY FOR BOTH OF US, we get on and off at the same bus stops each day so we'll get to enjoy each other in the future. a;dksjf

Je55e, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

This was in Chicago, not London.

Je55e, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

Chicago, the London of America.

kate78, Thursday, 28 March 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

People who open toilet windows when it's snowing outside.

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

I don't care how much your shit stinks, that's just indefensible.

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

you'd rather smell shit than breathe in fresh air?

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

People who aren't eligible to use the carpool lane using the carpool lane.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

you'd rather smell shit than breathe in fresh air?

Ideally neither but the former is preferable to turning the cubicle into an icebox.

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually queue up at a London bus stop.

Thinking about it that would be logistically extremely difficult at a lot of them. The bus stop at Victoria where I take the bus to work serves about 7 different routes, which presumably would necessitate 7 different queues.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

indeed, plus the lottery of where the bus will actually pull up - often behind one or two others arriving at the same time so everyone has to walk down several metres anyway.

nashwan, Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

you definitely get proper queues for certain commuter-heavy bus routes outside train stations in the morning.

Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:50 (eleven years ago) link


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