― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Aaron A., Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link
thats why the dad was a psychiatrist.
― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link
OK DUDE yr gonna get me fired.
― a b.a. in the study of ass, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link
But of course, if a judge told people who committed major crimes that they could go because his son was currently serving his jail time for him, along with everyone else's, and as long as he signed a contract stating that he knew that his son was serving his time for him, he could go... Then we'd think that judge was highly crazy, right?
― Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link
Revise just for this because it is fucking hilarious:
http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/kirk.jpg
Via
― Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
"Hi I'm Caleb. Calen Holt's."
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Eh well you get the idea
"While on the internet, a pop up ad tempts him to click on a porn site." I really want to see Kirk Cameron's struggling with this moral dilemma. SHOULD I SHOULDN'T I GOD TELL ME WHAT TO DO??
― Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
i think a 2minute 45 second clip from that movie is definitely worth $9.99
― s1ocki, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link
"May these lesbian orgies stop appearing on my computer screen - HEAR ME GOD!"
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link
"addiction is like a parasite that destroys lives and marriages"
it is not commonly known but the tapeworms and other intestinal parasites account for 10% of failed marriages in the US according to the CDC
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Porn addiction is like a tapeworm. A sexy tapeworm.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link
"On the one hand I did just get saved, but on the other, access to all those extreme sites for only $12.95 a month . . . ?"
― Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link
REMEMBER THE HEATER BAR
― David R., Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't recall God talking about Bangbug in the Bible. It's all good Kirk!
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link
er, Freudian slip there. Those damn sexy parasites.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link
lololol
― s1ocki, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link
megalol at "Bangbug", ew
― HI DERE, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:40 (sixteen years ago) link
did god cause the the big bangbus?
― and what, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:40 (sixteen years ago) link
well, there was that something about "if you look at woman with lust in your heart, you have already committed adultery with her" but if this were true it would mean internet porn fiends are the most scoring dudes on the planet; disregard
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.bangbug.org/images/bangbug1.gif
― Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Marshall kirk mckusick is inside my computer
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link
In Kirk Cameron’s new movie, “Fireproof,” he has to kiss the actress playing his wife. That was a problem.
Cameron will not kiss any woman who is not his wife.
“I have a commitment not to kiss any other woman,” the former child star of “Growing Pains” told Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford Monday on TODAY in New York.
To get around the conflict, the filmmakers employed a bit of movie magic, Cameron explained. They dressed his wife, actress Chelsea Noble, like the movie’s female lead and shot the scene in silhouette.
“So when I’m kissing my wife, we’re actually husband and wife honoring marriage behind the scenes,” Cameron said as Gifford and Kotb melted from the romanticism of the moment.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26851749/
― omar little, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link
WHO BROKE MIKE SEAVER
― David R., Wednesday, 24 September 2008 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
GOD
― i am the small cat (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
MOTHERFUCKER
― David R., Wednesday, 24 September 2008 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link
BLAMING DARWIN FOR THE HOLOCAUST, OBVIOUSLY
― heave haw (roxymuzak), Saturday, 26 September 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link
― sleek gams (Z S), Saturday, 26 September 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link
i wish someone would holocaust him
― steamed hams (harbl), Saturday, 26 September 2009 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link
No one has mentioned the infamous "the banana is so perfect that it proves the existence of god" video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4
THE ATHEIST'S NIGHTMARE
― sleek gams (Z S), Saturday, 26 September 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link
sigh.
― steamed hams (harbl), Saturday, 26 September 2009 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I think we had a whole other thread for that.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 26 September 2009 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link
BEHOLD... THE ATHEIST'S NIGHTMARE
― deus ex lawnmower (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 September 2009 23:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Benny Hinn: "Adam was a superbeing when God created him. I don’t know whether people even know this, but he was the first superman that ever lived. First of all, the Scriptures declare clearly that he had dominion over the fowls of the air, the fish of the sea, which means he used to fly."
Jan Crouch: "Wow!"
Benny Hinn: "Of course, how can you have dominion over the birds and not be able to do what they do?"
Jan Crouch: "Whoa, I mean, wait a minute. Benny, wait a minute."
Benny Hinn: "I’ll prove it to you. The word dominion in the Hebrew clearly declares that, if you have dominion over a subject, you can do everything that subject does. In other words, that subject, if it does something that you cannot do, you don’t have dominion over it. I’ll prove it further. Adam not only flew, he flew to space. With one thought, he’d be on the moon."
― and what, Friday, June 8, 2007 3:11 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
UCLA students pwning Kirk Cameron:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EjEqrmUBMA&feature=player_embedded
― james cameron gargameled my boner for life (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link
can't make out a thing
― Gimme That Christian Side-hug, that Christian Side-hug (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, can i get a transcript of that shit
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Thursday, 26 November 2009 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link
And what a fucked up place to put a thermostat – in the corner? It's not a door stop, right?
― pplains, Saturday, 28 September 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link
from that yahoo link:
Facebook, in a statement released Monday, was eager to clarify that they never made a value judgment about "Unstoppable," and the whole situation was the result of a minor glitch in their system."To protect the hundreds of millions of people who connect and share on Facebook every day, we have automated systems that work in the background to maintain a trusted environment and protect our users from bad actors who often use links to spread spam and malware," the statement read in part.
also, "Kirk Cameron's Unstoppable Trailer" would be a worthwhile "Speed"-style moviemaking endeavour. "He was a happily married christian who suddenly became... unhitched".
― uriah heepster runoff (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Saturday, 28 September 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link
protect our users from bad actors
apparently not!
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 September 2013 01:43 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wcX8v5w.jpg
― los blue jeans, Sunday, 29 September 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link
That is vaguely terrifying.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 29 September 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
The twerp on the far right? Yes.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 29 September 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link
kikkkjkoouhpu410 340. 7257
― dsb, Sunday, 29 September 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link
That's Kirk Cameron second from the left? He sure is tall!
― pplains, Sunday, 29 September 2013 23:53 (ten years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3566323/Kirk-Cameron-urges-wives-submissive-follow-husband-s-lead-former-actor-continues-nationwide-Love-Worth-Fighting-marriage-tour.html
Former Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron, 45, is currently on a nationwide marriage tour giving advice to couples
He said in a recent interview that the role of the wife in a relationship is to be submissive to her husband
'Wives are to honor and respect and follow their husband's lead, not to tell their husband how he ought to be a better husband,' said Cameron
He also urged men not to fight with their wives because it makes it difficult for their children to ever have healthy relationships
'When couples start arguing and fighting in front of the kids, dad cuts mom and mom cuts dad and the kids bleed,' said Cameron
Cameron, an Evangelical Christian, has been married for 24 years and has six children with wife Chelsea Noble
― nomar, Monday, 2 May 2016 00:16 (eight years ago) link