yeah wow, twitter fites
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 04:39 (eleven years ago) link
anime rapists vs racist transphobes apparently
my only question is where does dril fall
all of those dudes with anime avatars/attempts at making SERIOUS POINTS between all the dumb twitter joeks are pretty tedious imo
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago) link
(i dunno anything about SA though ftr besides the smash mouth eggs thing)
it was kind of like this http://www.tehposts.com/
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 05:28 (eleven years ago) link
trying to read a complicated twitter fight or conversation between multiple people is nearly impossible
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 12:39 (eleven years ago) link
ok grandad
― caek, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 12:42 (eleven years ago) link
wheres my glasses
― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 12:50 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/dril_replies
― 乒乓, Friday, 15 March 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
wint @drillets ACTUAlly shove atheism down christians throats. cram godless voids into their mouths which nullify the Prayers of their digestive tractExpand Reply Retweet Favorite More
12h TimKania @TimKania@dril Nice try *Almighty God presses the 'smite' button on His MacBook, @dril shrivels up to a small grey turd, lighting strikes turd. Dust
SA mods are pretty much universally disturbed people
― frogbs, Friday, 15 March 2013 16:35 (eleven years ago) link
all day today I was thinking COWUBRANGO
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 March 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
"do you want something to drink""homer i dont drink anymore""homer i dont eat or drink anymore""homer we have to leave right now"
http://i.imgur.com/KxhYX.gif
― Everything You Like Sucks, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
tavern forever?
― lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
feels like @cboyardee
― 乒乓, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
BUNTAIN
― my cat is an eliane radigue (get bent), Saturday, 16 March 2013 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://chickensnack.tumblr.com/tagged/simpsons
― my cat is an eliane radigue (get bent), Saturday, 16 March 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
who is prince stolas
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 March 2013 03:34 (eleven years ago) link
how do we feel about @seinfeld2000?
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 21 March 2013 10:09 (eleven years ago) link
i know who prince stolas is & i'm not telling :D
― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 21 March 2013 11:40 (eleven years ago) link
Amanda Bynes @AmandaBynes 32mI want @drake to murder my vagina
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 March 2013 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
always sad when your pre-pubertal crushes grow up to be hot messes
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 22 March 2013 02:33 (eleven years ago) link
;_;
― mookieproof, Friday, 22 March 2013 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
prince stolas is a php script
― diamonddave85, Friday, 22 March 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
well, sure
― mookieproof, Friday, 22 March 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) — Saudi Arabia’s top religious cleric has criticized the social media website Twitter, calling it “a council for jokesters” and a place for unjust, incorrect messages.
― lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
Haha pretty apt
― polyphonic, Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
"For instance," he said "this one guy @boring_as_heck, what a troll."
― lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
The Mountain Goats’ Twitter feed is manned by the California folk-rock band’s frontman, John Darnielle. From Siouxsie and the Banshees to Justin Bieber, Darnielle tweets about all things musical.
Read more: http://techland.time.com/2013/03/25/140-best-twitter-feeds-of-2013/slide/the-mountain-goats/#ixzz2OYxEkoae
― lag∞n, Monday, 25 March 2013 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
140? fuck no
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
hey i just got twitter who should i follow
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
i don't mean i just "got" twitter, i mean, i just got a new phone
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
i'm looking at this time list and it looks pretty terrible all around
This parody mash-up of Anthony Bourdain and Ruth Reichl won a James Beard award in humor for brilliantly mixing Reichl’s poeticism and Bourdain’s profanity. The feed tweets about fellow celebrity chefs and “barely legal scallops debauched by onions.”
can you please all go to hell
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
the very first two people you should follow are @utilitylimb (honoring an alltime great who never tweets anymore) and @dril
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
I won a James Beard award for brilliantly having a beard on my face
― sleepingbag, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
lol i knew enough to get on dril right away
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
you should read through all of @utilitylimbs tweets theres only 664
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
sort of a classics scholarly vibe to it then?
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
i know that # because his last tweet is that he is going to make tweet #666 but then he never did and i noticed that he only had 664 tweets actually.... what happened to the missing tweet????????? i am forever perplexed
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
prolly then u should do @crushingbort @tricialockwood @woodmuffin @lowenaffchen @digimonotis ... i dunno ... really u should just check anybody who u might want to follow's favstar and take it from there
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
@katienotopoulos, @fart, @dogboner, @crushingbort, @leyawn, @conortripler, @brendlewhat, @tricialockwood, @degg, @boring_as_heck, those ones are like the best of weird twitter imo, probably leaving some out
― max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
i half want to follow all of the #informers on this list and half want to crack my phone over the corner of my desk
xp yeah idk what a favstar is at this point in time
thx tho! will check out
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
yeah and @lowenaffchen and @woodmuffin, @digimonotis an absolute MUST FOLLOW
― max, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
goole you are gonna love twitter so much
HIGHLY recommend lots of nutty conservative follows, all the nro types and breitbart types
@PrinceTweets2U
this is not weird twitter afaik, just once it said sex aquarium
― schlump, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
just do favstar.fm/users/crushingbort for example
― 乒乓, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
schlump do u follow @robotbook?? i feel like u would vibe to it
lol i have my own recommendations there already
xp re: conservatives
― goole, Monday, 25 March 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link