NOEL COWARD is Striding Down K-Street DC MCMXL The Centre for Professional Alcoholics

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over the break i watched the most inexplicably exciting game of darts on TV. it was a dutch guy vs an english guy and they were both lol hueg and it was totally nervewracking

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38678000/jpg/_38678341_adams_getty_edit.jpg

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah I mean I LOVE DARTS but was not aware it was poss to play without gimlet in other hand.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

sippy cup

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Booze is practically obligatory, even in professional darts.

http://www.winmau.com/images/bobby_george/bobby_george.gif

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i think you CAN play without a drink in hand for proper balance you really shouldn't.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed who were the guys i was watching/

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

pin the cocktail on the ghost rider

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

it was christmastimes, and they were both fat and the dutch guy wore orange and his followers were like the barmy army except that they weren't cuz that's cricket

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

brian if that game is just people throwing drinks at me, i've played it before

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.stylusmagazine.com/images/popplayground/041122_01.jpg

Possibly Raymond Van Barneveld and Phil 'the Power' Taylor

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

oh it was definitely those two names. but not that bearded dude on the right?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

AAAAAGH!!! look at that dude's arms! and the watch!!! another hot dog and he's gonna explode!!!!

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i think when you get that like it's time to either get a new watch or just start wearing an alarm clock around yr neck

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

what's the wrist equivalent of cankles?

― milo z, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/IMG_0888.jpg

This is a simpler way to do cocktail roulette, and you don't have to build anything.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah THAT is the one i'm going to play tonight

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

will you be using the Texas flag, Ally?

― milo z, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, Matt DC has just given the Pee thread a whole new lease of life.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't have a texas flag ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

THE TERRORISTS HAVE ALREADY WON.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

what's the wrist equivalent of cankles?

Wrarms?

― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

forists.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

argh! just got another signed contract back, now my regular work schedule is projected at 60 hours/week. Plus the freelance jobs.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that kind of sucks, dude

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

brian what floor are you on we have to pouch you bourbon

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

This calls for overproof rye.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i will say that the one good thing about my job is that they don't make me work overtime. though i'm still like twitching in anticipation of leaving this place.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

If I start drinking here that will help a lot, I'll get a few extra hours in my schedule if I can do work/drink -> home rather than work -> bar -> home

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

think i'm gonna sneak a million beers into grindhouse tonight

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys I'm going home with no plans to drink.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

UNACCEPTABLE.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm going to the empty bottle with no money to drink! i hope to god a regular is working the door so i spend my cover $$$ on beer.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

aw, the empty bottle! what pinball machine do they have there now?

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

star wars?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i'm tired how am i going to make it through a 3 hour movie

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

hmm

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

buy a large coke and drink most of it in the first five minutes so you have to pee really bad through the whole thing?

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

dude the pinball machine is GONE!!! it broke down and they couldn't get anyone to fix it. shit, that reminds me of a hobby/vocation/calling i meant to investigate...

the bottle has been very good to me. it has been the deciding factor in choosing my last two apartments. last one was around the corner from it, i could hear the bands from my bathroom if the window was open. this one is a block away but still well within staggering distance.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

alternate answer: don't stay awake

xpost noooooooooo!

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i had no idea you lived to so close, kev.

...i'm drinking coffee. i might go for the hippy eightball. may also sneak in a sixpack of beers. i mean, i'm gonna be there for a while, right?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

old place = 2340 w augusta, 3 doors down from western. the alley from my back door led directly to the bottle. new place is a block north of it on thomas. next place will be far far away from the bottle.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

gotta get a cup

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Living within walking distance of a bar you love is the best terrible idea ever.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

My three years of living two blocks from the Red Dragon in MPLS will attest to this fact.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

yr just gonna spend a fortune in cab fare

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

next apartment won't be in the central time zone. not sure if i'm going west or east or what but i can not stay in chicago anymore.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i stand by my original statement

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://retrothing.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/18/darth.jpg

― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:44 (seventeen years ago) link

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