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bear trap to laurel; speaking of rare records, did i tell you crazypants lost the go! record that i got bought? she took them from me in the bar then wouldn't give them back, then i got thrown out, then she got engaged (although that probably happened before i got thrown out) then i pulled a five-star nutty and she thinks she may have left them in justin's van but we'll find out in 10 days/two weeks when he comes rolling through chicago. $40 worth of records disappeared!

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

ok what is a five star nutty???

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah records are awesome

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Working in a bar seems like it's doomed to be disappointing because nothing could be as awesome as the romantic idealization.

The big problem I have with hating my job is that it's now given me enough $$$$ that chucking it to become a bartender would be incredibly stupid, especially given that I have to support a professional singer.

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

five star nutty would be a near total meltdown. i kinda lost my shit after 120 hours of straight partying and only a couple hours sleep each day.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

o.O

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes we fill the pit with plastic balls.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

this is my new favorite term, this "five star nutty!"

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

So what's a three star nutty?

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

FUXCKING FUCK I was concerned about that. I tried to check around the venue before I left but saw no records lying around.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: today I brought in the only picture I really have of mw and me, it is from maybe three or four years ago? Anyhow, all of my coworkers keep remarking that I looked "really really different" now, by which I am 100% sure they mean 1) younger and 2) prettier :(

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean that's how I looked THEN, and now I look old and 78% less hot :(

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, the carefree days of yesteryear. . . it was our sandbox period, for realz

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i told you your hair was a lot longer in that picture, and it was pulled back. you do look different. don't be so self conscious. think how skinny i am in that picture and how fat i am now!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

oh you kidz

― mookieproof, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

So what's a three star nutty?

three star would be only 60% as bad as a near total meltdown.

tried to check around the venue before I left but saw no records lying around.

yeah, they're gone.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Worst quote: "yeah you look really different now. More like, 'professional'" aaaragh

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

you look better now, too

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

awww

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

J031 always gets mad about how she looks now except for her breasts, which she loves and adores (as do we all).

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i love them and i've never even seen them!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

you may be a fatty, but you're MY fatty! <3

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

j/k Dan!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

j/k i loves you mw

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

wait KLG you just called me fatty.

i'm going to the bathroom to shove my fingers down my throat.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

aww i <3 leaving early bye guys

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I SAID I WAS KIDDING PLS YOU ARE V. V. SKINNY STILL

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"SKINNY"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, i just looked at a picture from 4 years ago and compared to one from friday and i must say i've gone downhill pretty quickly. although much more handsome (which should give you an idea of just how truly horrifying the old pic is) now i look about 20 years older.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

lol buncha jon williams on this thread

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, i was just saying i look really bald in the new photo!

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

What was I doing to my hair that made it so shiny back then? This is what I would like to know. Maybe the not-having-demanding-job part was good for da hairs.

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i might be going bald, but at least i'm not a tubby mcbutterguts like old jw

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i hope someone ordered that black and whites 7" because really, it's fantastic. i've been singing it to myself all day.

beartrap, i am at least as chunky as ol' jw.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Srsly, people love my wife's breasts! They transfix people! They are so amazing that costumers in operas are told to cover her cleavage because they pull too much focus away from the principals (for which I'm like "serves the tenor right for being more boring than titties, ha")!

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

my boobs were 3x bigger 4 years ago!!! but so was my ass ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

if you love them so much dan why u not start thread about them huh?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

lol @ my other supervisor giving me sanctioned time to work on my resume at work so i can apply for promotion??? waht, do you realize what you are doing?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

if you love them so much dan why u not start thread about them huh?

TEMPTING

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

YES

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh that was to schef

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU DAN

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i want to see all of these pictures of pplz from 4 years ago

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah not of me you don't

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

stfu i said ALL of these pictures and did not say EXCEPTING ANYBODY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Picture me, with fewer wrinkles, no bags under eyes, shiny hair, skinnier.

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

you don't even have wrinkles or bags under your eyes!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate, your pops photoshopped the hell out of that picture, that may be why your hair is shiny, also your hair is pulled back in the photo and it is not usually pulled back! you don't have any wrinkles either jeeez you girls.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

dang, i don't know if i have any digital pics anymore. towga kept the computer in the division of assets. i think i might have some from like two years ago on my flickr or photobucket accounts but i can't say because THEY'RE BOTH BLOCKED AT WORK NOW.

picasa is my only hope.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I do, though! Compared to a couple of years ago.

oh fuck i have become one of those ppl who has "let herself go" ;__;

beartrap wait we were photoshopped? ok i don't know if i feel better or worse about that.

― quincie, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

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