"I Hope You're Happy Now, Jacob"--The LOST Season 5 Thread

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well, strictly, they aren't in 2005!

special guest stars mark bronson, Monday, 9 February 2009 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

True. I suppose the whole time jumping thing is one of the only ways they could have reconciled the on/off island timelines without showing us Sawyer, Juliet and Locke hanging around on the island for three years. They might not ever actually live through 2006 and 2007. Either that or the 06 will return to 2005 island time.

Maximo Park Ji-Sung (Matt DC), Monday, 9 February 2009 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link

iirc they haven't explained why they "have to go back" yet, but it seems to have been prompted by locke's death. and that's c. 2007. (why did ben not want to go back before then?)

but i do think that when they return, it will be to 2005.

special guest stars mark bronson, Monday, 9 February 2009 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link

i can see time just becoming less and less important in that when they do return to the island neither they nor we will really know when they are anymore (or where on Earth the island actually is). the snowglobe thing basically.

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Monday, 9 February 2009 14:16 (fifteen years ago) link

and Locke will become the smokemonster

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Monday, 9 February 2009 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link

i like miles/faraday/and especially charlotte, and in a fight between that crew and ben, i'd kind of side with team widmore.

but that's how this has to go down, right?

nobody really hates hen fap (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 9 February 2009 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Not sure it will go down like that though - although Widmore's funding them and put them there I think their scientific objectives don't necessarily chime with whatever Widmore's shadowy aim is. And they've sort of broken with him in helping people get off the island in the first place.

Maximo Park Ji-Sung (Matt DC), Monday, 9 February 2009 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link

I want some smokemonster this week.

#/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Monday, 9 February 2009 16:13 (fifteen years ago) link

oh well if you're SURE...

― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Monday, February 9, 2009 12:42 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm just saying it's clearly a thing that's being teased and not that it's been forgotten about.

s1ocki, Monday, 9 February 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link

right but what i meant was it's gonna be hard convincing me that Locke having to die will make enough sense, the way things are going. i didn't mean they should've made it clearer how this will happen already.

so yeah, bring back pre-island Naomi

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Monday, 9 February 2009 16:21 (fifteen years ago) link

i feel like there is the possibility of a good explanation.

s1ocki, Monday, 9 February 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link

like, locke could go up to them and be like, "if you don't go back to the island everyone's going to be like this" and then he dies.

s1ocki, Monday, 9 February 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link

"this better work, i can only do it once"

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Monday, 9 February 2009 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link

It would be a great reveal if we got to see the Losties run into Locke back when he was Dharma's resident Jim Croce wannabe.

http://jforbes24.com/Terry-O

President Keyes, Monday, 9 February 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

lol wow

Disco/Very (Roz), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

find it weird that locke's talking about bringing the 06 back and sawyer's all sadface when to them the 06 have only been gone for what.. two days? although i also feel sorry that they're not getting any food or sleep through all the timejumping.

Disco/Very (Roz), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link

He's sadface because he thinks they've been blown up surely?

Maximo Park Ji-Sung (Matt DC), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah but locke told him afterwards that they're fine so... i guess he's sadface about kate leaving.

Disco/Very (Roz), Monday, 9 February 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

I took a simpler interpretation, he was sad because he knew that since she chose leaving the island over staying with him (as she went over and over again during season 3) and that bringing her back is most certainly not what she wanted...

i feel like there is the possibility of a good explanation.

like, locke could go up to them and be like, "if you don't go back to the island everyone's going to be like this" and then he dies.


I am really anticipating this moment, like it's going to be incredibly nonsensical, awkward and melodramatic, since he'll probably look like hell and at the same time completely fail to convince all of them but Jack to come back - this season only happens because of Jack's guilt after Locke dies. Well, IF he died... Ben's non-answers are the best.

Nhex, Monday, 9 February 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link

since she chose leaving the island over staying with him

not exactly as he was originally on the chopper when they left - more like he chose improving her chances of getting off the island rather than his own

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Monday, 9 February 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Anyone else see the billboards that went up before the s5 premiere? They said "We all know Locke's dead, right?"

Not the real Village People, Monday, 9 February 2009 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I haven't read much of yall's discussion since the last episode but I do have to say

-thank god the oceanic 6 are almost all together now - maybe they will be ready to get off by the next episode
-jin, we all knew he was going to live
-faraday, miles, charlotte - they are still cool this season.. especially faraday since we see so much of him

last episode was pretty good because I think it exhilarated things - the time limit that Ben has to get people back to the island is great writing :)

CaptainLorax, Monday, 9 February 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Wasn't there a whole thing in Season 4 where Sawyer didn't want to leave the island, that's why he went with Locke essentially, and tried to convince Kate to stay with him in New Otherton instead of going for the freighter people? Or am I confusing events...

Nhex, Monday, 9 February 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Did we talk about this already in the skipped posts?...Did Widmore fund Daniel's time travel research because he remembered him from the island 50 years ago?

GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Monday, 9 February 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link

i mentioned it upthread - basically it's not that clear whether Widmore would remember him or not. They met only briefly and Dan never told the Others his, Miles or Charlotte's names so don't know whether it was coincidence or because Widmore knew who he was already.

Disco/Very (Roz), Monday, 9 February 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

so my mom just asked me "what's this Lost show you keep mentioning?"

I sent her Hurley's summary from S5E2, which really needs to be C&Pd here:

HURLEY: We lied, Ma!

CARMEN: What do you mean you lied?

HURLEY: (Voice cracking) All of us--the Oceanic Six, we lied about what happened after the crash.

CARMEN: And what did happen?

HURLEY: Okay. See, we did crash, but it was on this crazy island. And we waited for rescue, and there wasn't any rescue. And there was a smoke monster, and then there were other people on the island. We called them the Others, and they started attacking us. And we found some hatches, and there was a button you had to push every 108 minutes or... well, I was never really clear on that. But... the Others didn't have anything to do with the hatches. That was the DHARMA Initiative. The Others killed them, and now they're trying to kill us. And then we teamed up with the Others because some worse people were coming on a freighter. Desmond's girlfriend's father sent them to kill us. So we stole their helicopter and we flew it to their freighter, but it blew up. And we couldn't go back to the island because it disappeared, so then we crashed into the ocean, and we floated there for a while until a boat came and picked us up. And by then, there were six of us. That part was true. (Whispers) But the re...

(Hurley's voice breaks. He takes a second to regain composure.)

HURLEY: But the rest of the people... who were on the plane? They're still on that island.

(Carmen puts her hand on her son's wrist.)

CARMEN: I believe you. I don't understand you, but I believe you.

HURLEY: A lot of people died, ma. And now this bad stuff is happening because... well, um... (sighs) we shouldn't have lied. (sighs)

sleeve, Monday, 9 February 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I heard someone say that Hurley's mom made a face when he mentioned the DHARMA Initiative, like maybe she'd heard of it--or that was where Cheech really went off to years ago.

President Keyes, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I can picture Cheech & Marvin Candle chilling on the beach & like totally transcending time and space.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link

"man i have the craziest craving for salami and caviar!"

gangsa paradise (tehresa), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 01:58 (fifteen years ago) link

lol nice screen name Pillbox

GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 04:50 (fifteen years ago) link

why thank you, gleepglop

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 05:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Ricky Apples in Little Italy.

― President Keyes, Thursday, January 29, 2009 9:56 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

lol (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 10:44 (fifteen years ago) link

ugh, I had a LOST dream last night. Anyway, according to my dream, the key to returning to the island is some kind of time-traveling haunted houseboat. Also, in the future Sayid becomes an overweight kids soccer coach. I also vaguely remember some kind of musical montage set to Oasis's Don't Look Back In Anger.

peter in montreal, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 14:15 (fifteen years ago) link

as in a soccer coach for overweight kids? or he becomes very overweight and then coaches kids' soccer?

gangsa paradise (tehresa), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link

hopefully both

O Supermanchiros (blueski), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Sayid was overweight, the kids looked like regular ~6 year olds

peter in montreal, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link

but did you see any of the kids kill someone with their feet, a dishwasher, or an IV?

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Dude--was that Hurley's voice saying the numbers on the transmission?

President Keyes, Thursday, 12 February 2009 02:05 (fifteen years ago) link

It would be cool if 'Eloise' is not Farraday's mother, it's been obvious all season.

Mahatma Blagojevich (redmond), Thursday, 12 February 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm going say that Charlotte was Radzinsky's daughter.

President Keyes, Thursday, 12 February 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link

lol this show has gotten ridiculous & i still love it

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link

So the "they ALL have to go back" thing is suddenly "lol not really"? Hmmm.

WmC, Thursday, 12 February 2009 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I think that's actually pretty awesome, if that's what happens! But next week's preview seems to imply it won't be.

Loved Ben's typical non-revealing handling of Desmond showing up. "I assume for the same reason you are!"

Was that really it for Charlotte? Hmm.

Nhex, Thursday, 12 February 2009 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, that reminds me, it was cool to see Ben caught by surprise for once. (The fact that Eloise was Faraday's mother seemed to be news to him.)

WmC, Thursday, 12 February 2009 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link

whats up w/russos party losing it after going in smokeys hole

ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 February 2009 04:30 (fifteen years ago) link

"The Sickness" as it turns out is extreme paranoia re: Smokey.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 12 February 2009 04:32 (fifteen years ago) link

she wasnt paranoid - her man tried to shoot her - something happened to them in that hole

ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 February 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, that actually WAS a twist, he really did somehow become evil! Really wasn't expecting that, considering how crazy cakes Rousseau was. But since they DID become evil it does make sense she would be insanely paranoid! Considering the Black Smoke that day too, she must have given birth and had her baby stolen pretty soon afterwards.

Didn't they do the fake out acquiesce to empty gun thing in the first or second season of the show? It seemed really familiar.

Nhex, Thursday, 12 February 2009 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link

(also explains how she knew it was a 'security system')

Nhex, Thursday, 12 February 2009 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm looking forward to watching this thing all the way through in a couple of years. Imagine somebody turning this on for the first time tonight. "What the...fuck."

xpost, it was the boyfriend who called it the security system.

WmC, Thursday, 12 February 2009 04:41 (fifteen years ago) link


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