recently on ILX Dreams...

You're right though, jean shorts and sandals - yow.

I had a really interesting one last night.

I was in a pretty ornate, opulent antique store of sorts... and masturbating (sorry, TMI). I have masturbation dreams a lot. Anyway, then this antique store kinda transformed into a huge, open plan kind of studio, and I was MOLDING CLAY really poorly, sloppily, and I couldn't keep anything held together (it wasn't like clay was in real life, it was much MUSHIER). And then FORKS was suddenly there, kinda helping me keep everything together, and interlacing his hands with mine and we made this gigantic clay thing like delia deetz would make from Beetlejuice! It was kinda poignant.

That's so sweet.

I don't know what's up with my flood of ilx dreams lately. I'm getting horrible nights of sleep these days though. Dreams have been memorable at least. Don't know if that's better than not remembering dreams at all. It would be nice to get a good balance.

Last nights dreams were mostly ilx-free, as far as I can remember, except for a cameo by some dude, who was on the radio talking about getting laid off from his job at Royal Farms. When I went into the Royal Farms, there were all these jabbering, laughing maniacs who worked there, but I ordered some fries anyway. I began to notice the place was crawling with bugs. First a stream of ants, then these cockroaches doing backflips off of everything, then finally a giant, killer centipede with these deep-black eyes.

Then I woke up this morning and saw the Yelp thread:

people that YELP are scumbags

like finding a deep fried bug in your fries and marveling at the fact that it is so delightfully crispy between the teeth.

I'm praying for no dreams tonight, to be honest.

Teeth falling out is supposed to mean you lied about something and feel bad about it

teeth falling out means you have anxiety over not taking care of your teeth

either that or a cracked smile and a silent shout

Mookie had shaved off his beard and was helping me to deep-fry rodents, but I forgot to cut them up small first.

honoured/appalled

wolverine boots had an ad campaign/corporate mythology abt how their boots were developed and tested at their company ranch, max and i did an investigation that revealed that it was just like two acres and three horses in framingham mass, you call that a ranch

Hard-hitting imo

Dreamkvetchers

i was in a sporting goods shop. tennis rackets of various brands and vintages were displayed here and there amid the shorts and shirts and shoes. one racket on the wall caught my eye. it was an orange and black, wilson hammer-like monstrosity. the michael jones signature racket. i thought "no way did michael sign off on this piece of garbage! his rackets have class."

every so often i dream about the world ending ... been having these dreams since i was a kid. what's up with that? they're usually sort-of cool and have pretty long plot lines. sometimes it's the sun exploding, other times it's the earth wasting away or human life dying off. sometimes they're about invading armies, occassionally taking the form of aliens or snake people. maybe i watched too many bad movies growing up.

omg lag∞n

Finefinemusic appeared in my dream a couple of nights ago and informed me that she was suffering from constipation. It was weird enough to wake me up and think "WTF?".

whoops, think i missed the point of this thread. uhhh ... each of my dreams featured parts where i was scrolling through Site New Answers. Invading Snake Army, What's on Your iPod. The Earth's Dying and All I Got Is This Lousy LOLCELSIOR.

That's very weird, snoball! 1. I'm doing well, 2. I read this thread yesterday and silently bemoaned always being the dreamer, never being the subject! You've made my day. ;)

Given the time difference, I was probably asleep...
* Twilight Zone music plays *

Incidentally, a couple days ago I was in the Dominican republic, worrying that I might accidentally ingest water that would lead to similar troubles. ;)

some spam mob sent me a paper letter in the physical post, notifying me that as a 'ZING® ON IPHONE' customer i could choose three services from a list of services to combine with my 'ZING® ON IPHONE' experience. i was so annoyed about being sold out for letterbox spam that i woke up.

(the 'woke up' bit really happened, it's 6 am here)

haha

actually this is still the dream sorry

Zzzzing for iphone

Adam only you would have an IA dream about ILX ;P

bahaha yes

the actual phrase 'ZING® ON IPHONE' was in the dream twice, in caps and with the ® symbol

dreamed I was reading a thread on ilxor where iatee disclosed that he was 60 years old

lmao

I was involved in an academic-practitioner debate on the best way to relate to spinach. Quincie and Stevie D were explaining the nuances to me.

I dreamt that I went shark hunting with Trayce. Except instead of the obvious step of me going to Australia, Trayce came to shark free England.

Snowsharks!

I don't think there's such a thing as Rainsharks...

the ocean is just a bunch of rain when you think about it

woahh.

dreamt that whilst posting in an ilx thread in orbit and I discovered that we lived in the same building (maybe staying in the same hotel??) and we were very excited to meet each other

Something very complicated involving in orbit and baking.

A couple of nights ago I dreamt I was at a party at some friend's house, and Ned turned up. In their back garden they had a square mudhole filled with water in which were floating some giant tubers that looked like decapitated torsoes and Ned produced an electric thing like a Machine Of The Future from the 50s which dried a square of it off for him to rest his feet on while he sat at the side.

We must have stayed up drinking all night because in the morning Ned was woken up in his survival food store bunker by his ride telling him he was leaving in 5 minutes to take him librarianing. This shocked Ned and he stumbled back into his honey shelf, covering himself in it, then staggered forward into his cereal store. He then just ambled about like a Burry Man made out of Cheerios complaining about his sore head.

(I have left out the non Ned parts such as lying to a small child about liking his Lego Star Wars collection and punching an old woman in the face after she hurled sectarian abuse at me because I wasn't going to Joe Ledley's disco in a scout hut.)

Curtis was in one of my dreams last night. He had amazing long hair cut in a very interesting style. That is literally all I remember about the dream.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6kMIcbYRLJE/TUseEB0BcZI/AAAAAAAAALU/jik8mbBuxmQ/s1600/ras+trent.jpg

ws

wherefore scissors

dreamed I was reading a thread on ilxor where iatee disclosed that he was 60 years old

― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, February 27, 2013 1:32 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and now I dreamed that in orbit revealed she was 70.

what the fuck?

i am 80 is this a dream or reality u will never know

shit

Dreamt that Finefinemusic's husband was a British policeman. After an unrelated segment where I walked around an idealised version of Central London, Finefinemusic appeared in a commercial for Christmas Crackers.

I do love my Christmas crackers.. and British men!

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This shocked Ned and he stumbled back into his honey shelf, covering himself in it, then staggered forward into his cereal store. He then just ambled about like a Burry Man made out of Cheerios complaining about his sore head.

Will no one acknowledge the magnificence of this messed up dream!

dreamt that both max and non-ilxor katie nonopolous were sent identical envelopes containing sheets of paper with a cryptic design on them along with traces of a mysterious power and they were taken as evidence as part of the ricin poison investigation.

turned out they were actually abandoned prototypes from the boards of canada album-hype campaign that were never intended to be sent our and the sheets of paper were actually paint-by-numbers and the powder was cocaine