lol what have i posted
― brownie, Friday, 1 February 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
done with the internet
― brownie, Friday, 1 February 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
Then there was the complicated joke I heard from a Cuban-American roommate of mine in college about the three officers on a paratroop training exercise, involving the dumb Mexican, the wily Cuban and the effete snob from Spain itself, Sergeant Gometh.
so you're the long-haired laughing boy at my Noche Buena parties.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 February 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.rushimg.com/cimages//media/1rushmontages/rushcapitalism4/1151011-1-eng-GB/RushCapitalism.jpg
― the naturalism is fine butt (Eazy), Saturday, 8 June 2013 04:03 (eleven years ago) link
can someone photoshop this with "viagra" where "capitalism" is?
― data halls and oate (stevie), Saturday, 8 June 2013 05:05 (eleven years ago) link
or just photoshop him out of the frame and put the planter's peanut guy there instead.
― Treeship, Saturday, 8 June 2013 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/08/rush-limbaugh-robin-williams-109963.html#ixzz3AEjO9mMI
http://mediamatters.org/video/2014/08/12/limbaugh-exploits-robin-williams-death-to-attac/200397
― curmudgeon, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
when this fuck dies i'm going to throw an all-night party, you are all invited
― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link
Pretty sure he is dead, and has been for some time, but before he went - pills, I heard - he locked himself in his bunker for a few months and just talked, about things that had happened and things he thought would happen. Now they just edit and play his archives as needed, with the occasional impersonator subbing in when they need something really specific.
Anyway, that's what I heard.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
it's amazing who you can fool with a colon puppet & a microphone
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link
i think they just prop up a potato sack on one of those cans of caramel corn
― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link
As his bouts of tastelessness go, that's pretty mild (no yelling, at least). I'm guessing he's holding back for fear that even his own audience would push back--I'm sure Williams' appeal covered the political spectrum.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link
Compared to the Michael J. Fox thing a few years ago, this is definitely mild.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link
Still, Limbaugh's death will (and should be) a celebration.
yeah but being able to rant about Limbaugh is like, the surnrise, or eggs for breakfast. it's part of life's rich tapestry LET ME HAVE THIS
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
a world without Limbaugh > being able to rant about him
― You know something? He *did* say "well, yeah" a lot. (cryptosicko), Thursday, 14 August 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link
true
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 August 2014 01:22 (nine years ago) link
http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattlepolitics/2010/03/09/limbaugh-ill-move-to-costa-rica/
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link
yeah this has popped up on my Facebook a number of times recently. Still waiting...
― Losing swag by the second (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link
Sex tourism in Costa Rica has been a consequence of the rapid growth of international tourism in the country, and the country is being promoted as a popular destination for sex tourism.
― You and your damn elves, I'm sick of it! (Sanpaku), Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link
I was hoping for something a bit more lolworthy than his just saying more stupid shit on the air. Like cutting off the last joint on his pinkie finger in a bagel-related accident while loaded on prescription narcotics. He says stupid shit every day.
― Aimless, Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link
http://www.dailydot.com/irl/lesbian-and-transgender-hillbillies-are-taking-over-your-town
― brimstead, Thursday, 25 August 2016 01:15 (seven years ago) link
wow, amazing...
― curmudgeon, Thursday, 25 August 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link
https://www.rushlimbaugh.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/fb-092117-Football.jpg
― Eazy, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 01:54 (six years ago) link
sure...i mean it went so well last time
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 September 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link
They've photoshopped his belly in that pic right?
― Cyndi Larper (stevie), Tuesday, 26 September 2017 09:26 (six years ago) link
who's shocked? i'm shocked
https://hotair.com/archives/2018/02/08/rush-gop-budget-just-dont-worry-much-national-debt-anymore/
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 9 February 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link
the whole "small government" thing has never been true, why start now
― adam the (abanana), Friday, 9 February 2018 22:39 (six years ago) link
So we have a teacher barricaded in a classroom with no students. No children. No students anywhere around. And starts firing some shots. Barricaded in the classroom. And then here comes some cops and nab the guy is in custody and we got a breaking new stories: “Teacher in Custody After Georgia Police Respond to Report of Shots Fired.”
What are you thinking? When you heard me say this, folks, what were you thinking? What was running through your mind when you heard this? Come on. Be honest. Oh, of course this will be the argument we use for not arming teachers, but what if the whole thing’s a setup to create that very — what if the teacher is a radical leftist and does this to give the drive-bys a news story that they can then point to. “See, we can’t arm teachers.”
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link
mmm yes what if
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link
Then I would say that his plan worked
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link
tropical bullshitter
https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2018/09/11/rush-limbaugh-hurricane-florence-forecast-and-destruction-potential-doom-and-gloom-all-heighten/221278
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 23:21 (five years ago) link
well whew glad that's settled
― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 23:26 (five years ago) link
Damn I thought this was an RIP revive
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 00:37 (five years ago) link
Soon enough.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 01:13 (five years ago) link
Rush in Pee
― Never mind the bollards (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 01:15 (five years ago) link
I've been hearing about his bullshit since the mid '80s. couldn't be soon enough
― Dan S, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 01:16 (five years ago) link
i'm amused that whenever i hear one of him or his fellow Teabag goons on the radio, they hardly ever take calls, and it's always a worshipper on the line. This kind of radio used to thrive on screaming matches, not sermons and hosannas.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 06:10 (five years ago) link
“Republicans just don’t do this kind of thing. Even though every event, like mass shootings, remember, every mass shooting there is, the Democrats in the media try to make everybody think right off the bat that some tea partier did it, or some talk radio fan did it, or some Fox News viewer did it. Turns out, it’s never, ever the case. Not one of these bombs went off.
“And if a Democrat operative’s purpose here is to make it look like, hey, you know, there are mobs everywhere, the mobs are not just Democrat mobs. I mean, look at this, you’ve got people here trying to harm CNN, and Obama, and Hillary and Bill Clinton, and Debbie blabbermouth Schultz. It just — it might serve a purpose here.”
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link
‘republicans don’t do these kinda things but rest assured, if we did, those bombs would go off, not like these democuck explosives’
― i’ll hufflepuff i’ll blow you away (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:22 (five years ago) link
Every mass shooting there is, the Democrats in the media try to make everybody think some fuckwit with a gun did it. Turns out it's always, always the case.
― Freddy "Boom Boom" QAnon (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link
it's remarkable how clean and unambiguous the projection is.
"every bombing, every shooting, the democrats want you to believe that it was a Republican. by the way, this bombing, it was a Democrat"
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link
don't worry, when the facts emerge about this, rush will definitely go on air and make a correction to what he said so that listeners of his show aren't confused
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 21:30 (five years ago) link
Gino from the Bronx laying into Rush, they should give the show to Gino!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXxSAgyhxAA
― anvil, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 07:46 (five years ago) link
"Why should he go into a chamber run by lunatics who have an irrational hatred for him?"
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link
“Wait until it is discovered that homosexuality is genetic, and wait until prospective parents could be told that their child might be gay at birth. You know who’s going to do the fastest 180 from pro-choice to pro-life? The entire homosexual community is going to become pro-life overnight. I’m just telling you, you start cheapening life this way, and then you cheapen it even further by claiming a baby isn’t even a person, a baby is not a human being, then, folks, you’re next.
“We’re all next, depending on how much power they get, and the basis on which they determine who gets to live and who doesn’t. And what if down the road, a bunch of liberals decide, you know, rather than have to put up with a bunch of opposition, a bunch of conservatives, let’s just wipe them out. You think that will never happen. It can happen.”
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link
makes u think
― maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 January 2019 21:10 (five years ago) link
"First of all, Gordon Sondland was a Jeb Bush supporter..."
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link
classic
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link
lol
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link