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FB and I have been playing wheel of coctail fortune for weeks now thanks to you assholes.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

and another one for Tom that only says "HOT SAUCE"

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

horseshoe, me too

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

and i've been peeing my entire life

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

no no this wheel will be a proper wheel with OPTIONS and things that you will HAVE to drink no matter what and i will be in charge of making it

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

WHEEL OF I DIED

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

why don't you guys trust me

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

we should also do cocktail madlibs

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

haha--wait, what?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, john, did you guys ever drink the chocolate milk + goldschlager? i am interested to know how it turned out.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

2 oz (name of 80 proof spirit)
add 1/2 can (vending machine drink)
stir with (kitchen implement)
serve in (container)

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

why the fuck did i read that thread?

i want to take a shower and forget i know what ilx is.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"serve in MAH BUCKET" pretty much guaranteed with that one

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I suggest a triple wheel arrangement.

Wheel one selects the number of ingredients
Wheel 2 selects the ingredients
Wheel 3 selects the quantity of each ingrendient

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

cocktail twister

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

cocktail mousetrap

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man there would be a lot of drinks involving fanta, i bet

also i think ed's idea is fairly solid, i was thinking of a two wheel system but yeah, we need the first one to tell us how many ingredients

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even know which one i'm talking bout now with the fanta thing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

cocktail jump to conclusions mat

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

cocktail twister sounds like a recipe for ppl ending up punching each other, so i'm for that as well.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

right hand gimlet

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

duck duck cocktail

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

left hand switchblade

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

omg cocktail jump to conclusions mat genius!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

who wants to play cocktail twister TONIGHT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

well i do

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i'll come

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

getting to be real necessary:

http://a1624.g.akamai.net/f/1624/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/catimg/50221/avent_quadI_left.jpg

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

ok. i'll have to make a stop off to purchase a twister mat on the way home but other than that i think we've got all the ingredients. i KNOW i have a switchblade.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i should probably have a sippy cup when i'm drinking anyway

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

at my birthday party i will provide sippy cups as favors for everyone.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

RIGHT HAND GIMLET / LEFT HAND SWITCHBLADE

Most 8080 thing all day.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

The DC balance of the sexes if not good enough for cocktail twister.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

says you

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ed you've gotta realize it's only a small step from our usual routine of drinking and falling down in close proximity.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, say me, twister was clearly design by the good folks at MB games to encourage unwholesome activities.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

beartraps

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Someone could make a load of money manufacturing three-wheel of cocktail fortune boards. Sell them at Urban Outfitters for $39.95 apiece

― milo z, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Do it, and you owe me $5 per set.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Looks like I will be at Ally's birthday, does that help?

― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

there's gotta be a better way than three wheels

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

RIGHT HAND GIMLET / LEFT HAND SWITCHBLADE

GET EQUIPPED WITH BLOOD DIAMONDS!!!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

How did I set myself up as an expert in twister related goings on?

beartraps

Dungeons and Dragons Dice? Choose Your own adventure in mixology?

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

no, i mean a clever way to embed three different wheels into one contraption. like, in three different orbits or something.

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

DICE. DICE THAT YOU ROLL. THREE OF THEM.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

not enough "zazz"

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

A cocktail Orrery?

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

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