someone start a "Rolling Louis Jagger turn off the computer and go to bed" thread
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
i would have preferred 'north korea of the body'
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
No way, it's the Virgin Islands of the body.
Only sometimes it's the Haiti of the body.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I am way more a face and hands person than any other body part, just for the record; I look at shoulders and arms. Fairly harmless, as gazing goes.
― Laurel, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link
pfft it was merely a response to sarah's 2-year-old claim, and a cheeky reversal of 'front bottom'. it's far more beautiful, and thus more sscrilegious to profane, than even the shapeliest of vulvae.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link
go to bed
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link
http://blogidaho.biz/bighole.jpg
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
"Oh my, that's the shapeliest vulva I've ever seen!" *poppage*
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link
i shall to Lethe go, chew upon my bolster, and conjure cataracts of vulva. stick that in your riese-moraine and smoke it.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
get a girlfriend
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^^ genuine Hitler quote
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link
das ist der shapeliest Vulva, den ich überhaupt gesehen habe
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
As long as it's in German I can't understand it, so that's fine.
― Laurel, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link
In fact if LJ could only post in German that would be awesome.
dreams of sugar cum fairies dance in his head
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link
this is probably the first time on a non-aryan power internet discussion forum that a poster has been asked to be more like hitler
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
haha that would be +1 on killfiling
i would translate (x) poster into (y language), set to it folks
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
einekleine pöppage
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
ich habe ein fückwant
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Das ist ein turbotcalzone deliciousen
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link
It's always pleasant when you pass someone on the street, turn around for another look and find them staring back at you.
-- Oilyrags, Thursday, December 13, 2007 7:13 PM
for real though!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Englander futbol mit Capello ist ein drei-funf-zwei formatten, danke
would translate ILX System into Latin
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Didn't you have some cloudy pussy fantasies to attend to?
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I have complimented many women on theirs vulva shapely. Door a arrossimento to its guancica, for knowing that its vulva so as to is appreciated. What live!
― rodman, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Thank you, Roberto Benigni.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
valuable new poster!
― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link
rodman what do you think of crutis's vulva
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
ysi?
― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
crust!
― rodman, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
crust-punk ass - never seen a good one yet
― milo z, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
haha that is true
― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
is it more or less acceptable to oogle if you're also singing "Ms. New Booty"?
-- milo z, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:07 (48 minutes ago) Link
I constantly find myself humming "Hiii there, how are things? etc..."
I am not proud.
― will, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link
p.s. guys I didn't point out "oogle" so that you all could start using it
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link
im going to oogle you, curt1s, you dirty dronerock boy,
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link
so dirty and so droney
ughhhhhh
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link
this is revenge for the excelsior thread title isn't it
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01/thrustpac_450x335.jpg
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i22.tinypic.com/2elbayu.gif
― kenan, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link
nope, still counter-clockwise
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
-- will, Thursday, December 13, 2007 9:59 PM (
lol i have also done this
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i9.tinypic.com/6u42rdd.jpg
― StanM, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Well I'll tell ya it's better than sitting down every morning next to a girl on the bus and interrupting whatever delightful book she is reading by both oogling AND saying really loudly, "SO YOU'RE READING AGAIN HUHHH?"
In addition to sounding annoying, that's one hell of a non-starter line.
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 06:58 (sixteen years ago) link
"SO YOU'RE READING AGAIN HUHHH?"
"MUST BE A GOOD BOOK."
"YOU WERE READING WHEN I SAW YOU BEFORE."
"IS THAT THE SAME BOOK FROM BEFORE?"
"MUST BE GOOD."
"DONT MIND ME. I WAS JUST OOGLING."
"OOGLE OOGLE OOGLE."
― "Rumsfeld", Tuesday, 18 December 2007 07:44 (sixteen years ago) link
The Ralph Wiggum Guide to Picking Up Chicks.
― nickn, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 08:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I had a 4-hour layover in SLC last week, and that airport still tries to charge you actual money for wifi, so without anything to read I was stuck people-watching to pass the time. Anyway, there was this young couple there. She was a cute redhead, he was whatever cute redheads go for these days, and he could not have been any more obvious about checking out other girls. Redhead would get up and wander off, and he'd look around and stare at other women, and then when the redhead came back into view, the dude would alternate between watching her walk back to him and checking out some other girl. After a while, his laser-guided bobble-ogle head became like my own supplementary cutie detector. I felt kinda bad for the redhead, though.
― Kerm, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 08:09 (sixteen years ago) link