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― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

patron + baileys sounds like the kind of shit i used to concoct out of desperation when i was 15. NONE of those drinks were blood diamonds.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

patron & baileys = u lost at wheel of cocktail fortune

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin that sounds awful

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

OH DUDES LET'S PLAY WHEEL OF COCKTAIL FORTUNE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah srsly

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

that game would rule

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

guys I am finding out too much about boys from that peeing thread.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

that's what i was thinking schef but he said it's something about the sugar in the baileys that mixes well. i have texture issues with food and beverage plus i haven't been able to smell tequila without getting queasy since i was a teenager so i didn't want anything to do with it. he gave two to a couple dudes at the end of the bar and they were dubious. they reacted with raised eyebrows and a "not bad" and one of them ordered another so i don't know.

xpost- i know, sounds horrible, i know.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM STAYING AWAY FROM PEEING THREADS. AND PEEING ON THREADS.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

who wants to make the wheel? I suggest it only have "GIN" and "WHISKEY".

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

FB and I have been playing wheel of coctail fortune for weeks now thanks to you assholes.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

and another one for Tom that only says "HOT SAUCE"

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

horseshoe, me too

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

and i've been peeing my entire life

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

no no this wheel will be a proper wheel with OPTIONS and things that you will HAVE to drink no matter what and i will be in charge of making it

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

WHEEL OF I DIED

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

why don't you guys trust me

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

we should also do cocktail madlibs

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

haha--wait, what?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, john, did you guys ever drink the chocolate milk + goldschlager? i am interested to know how it turned out.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

2 oz (name of 80 proof spirit)
add 1/2 can (vending machine drink)
stir with (kitchen implement)
serve in (container)

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

why the fuck did i read that thread?

i want to take a shower and forget i know what ilx is.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"serve in MAH BUCKET" pretty much guaranteed with that one

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I suggest a triple wheel arrangement.

Wheel one selects the number of ingredients
Wheel 2 selects the ingredients
Wheel 3 selects the quantity of each ingrendient

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

cocktail twister

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

cocktail mousetrap

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man there would be a lot of drinks involving fanta, i bet

also i think ed's idea is fairly solid, i was thinking of a two wheel system but yeah, we need the first one to tell us how many ingredients

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even know which one i'm talking bout now with the fanta thing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

cocktail jump to conclusions mat

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

cocktail twister sounds like a recipe for ppl ending up punching each other, so i'm for that as well.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

right hand gimlet

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

duck duck cocktail

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

left hand switchblade

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

omg cocktail jump to conclusions mat genius!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

who wants to play cocktail twister TONIGHT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

well i do

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i'll come

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

getting to be real necessary:

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― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

ok. i'll have to make a stop off to purchase a twister mat on the way home but other than that i think we've got all the ingredients. i KNOW i have a switchblade.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i should probably have a sippy cup when i'm drinking anyway

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

at my birthday party i will provide sippy cups as favors for everyone.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

RIGHT HAND GIMLET / LEFT HAND SWITCHBLADE

Most 8080 thing all day.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

The DC balance of the sexes if not good enough for cocktail twister.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

says you

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ed you've gotta realize it's only a small step from our usual routine of drinking and falling down in close proximity.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

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