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i'm using a v loose definition of "enjoy"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

guys my co-editor is a genius

Ken: enigma riddle mystery ...
i mean, i used to put all kinds of bizarre bullshit in "straight" news stories just to baffle people, but i wasn't really loyal to the newspaper business
like, for a while at this paper in san diego, everything i wrote would have a baffling mention of an indian graveyard

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Ken: seriously ... and then a little girl was kidnapped & we hired a psychic to find her & eventually her skull was found AT AN INDIAN GRAVEYARD

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahaha this is what's known as "crying indian graveyard"

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I have discovered the remains of saturday's carnage. I have enough fixings for a bloody mary and a white russian. time to test my theory that coringee lime pickle made the best BM.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

WANT BLOODY MARY

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i'm actually laughing out loud at that

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

does the 27th or 28th work for movie nite? Here's the plan:

* one Owen Wilson movie
* another Owen Wilson movie
* cocktail TBD
* I will make waffles

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

STOP THROWING YOUR AWESOME MOVIE NIGHTS IN MY FACE, I DIED!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

horseshoe, really. this is a DC thread after all.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

* I will make waffles

/smoove

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean i totally love you and you are probably blood diamonds but still

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, you're invited

beartraps

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

that's fair.

beartraps, aw, thanks, I DIED!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

"i always wanted to be invited to one of your fuckin movie nights"

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

O WAFFLES

― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

you are all blood diamonds sorry I yelled.

xpost hahahaha pretzel walrus!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

the big question is whether do do waffles with sweet toppings (WAFFLE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES!) or the bacon & cheddar waffles.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Pre-ILX I used to online-hang with some consciousness-raising joekers who referred to secksy time as "having waffles". Ie "I stayed over on Saturday and we had waffles." So you can see how this is funny.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

both

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

why is this a question the answer is both duh

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I refer to having waffles as "secksy time"

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel that's exactly what we're talking about too

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

guinness ice cream bacon cheddar waffle sandwiches

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

that sounds pretty good but i'm starving right now.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

and also 4 months pregnant.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Shall I design a cocktail for you?

I am discovering that dry sherry and bitters is pretty blood diamonds and the addition of some gin may make a good take on the martini.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit, congrats?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

the latest rinbot worm activity all phones home to a bunch of hosts with the domain name rofflewaffles.us

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed I think we are more than capable of designing a cocktail or three

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

gin? bitters? no way in hell would brian make this

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

brian are you the mastermind behind the rinbot worm network

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

well i am bringing a bunch of sherry, that is sorted

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes, i didn't have the stomach to try it but the bartender at my local swears that equal parts patron and baileys is some sort of ambrosia in a shot glass.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I still think Royal Tenenbaums + Behind Enemy Lines is a good lineup for the GH + OW blood diamonds connection

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/8/4/18/f_rofflehousem_a52130e.jpg

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

patron + baileys sounds like the kind of shit i used to concoct out of desperation when i was 15. NONE of those drinks were blood diamonds.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

patron & baileys = u lost at wheel of cocktail fortune

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin that sounds awful

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

OH DUDES LET'S PLAY WHEEL OF COCKTAIL FORTUNE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah srsly

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

that game would rule

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

guys I am finding out too much about boys from that peeing thread.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

that's what i was thinking schef but he said it's something about the sugar in the baileys that mixes well. i have texture issues with food and beverage plus i haven't been able to smell tequila without getting queasy since i was a teenager so i didn't want anything to do with it. he gave two to a couple dudes at the end of the bar and they were dubious. they reacted with raised eyebrows and a "not bad" and one of them ordered another so i don't know.

xpost- i know, sounds horrible, i know.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM STAYING AWAY FROM PEEING THREADS. AND PEEING ON THREADS.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

who wants to make the wheel? I suggest it only have "GIN" and "WHISKEY".

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

FB and I have been playing wheel of coctail fortune for weeks now thanks to you assholes.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

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