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― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

STEVE COOGAN IS COMEDY FUCKING GOLD, ALWAYS.

I will now never see this 80 days thing in order to maintain deniability.

xpost: I saw that museum movie. Acceptable. V funny in spots.

DOGTITS IS THE NEW BEARTRAPS

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw around the world in 80 days on purpose.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

also: kate hudson isn't really the go to choice for boobies, Ed, JUST SAYING?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I once snuck a tub of ice cream into a movie theatre.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

the whole rutherford b. hayes thing was hilarious, i gotta admit.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I like kate hudson's face okay.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

haha thanks river wolf, I wanted to say that but didn't want to keep being such a bitchcakes about actors

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I maybe hate kate hudson so much because I read an interview she gave in W where she was all, I wish it were the 50s so women could just be women and it was a little UH

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I was geuss, I couldn't put a face (or boobies to her), anyway river wolf, how do you know we have the same taste in boobies?

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

ALEX YOUR "HI I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE" POST JUST MADE ME LAUGH SO LOUD IN MY OFFICE THAT THERE IS NO WAY ANYONE IS GOING TO BELIEVE I AM ACTUALLY DOING WORK AT ALL TODAY NOW

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Hmm last.fm thing that Can -> REM is a good choice.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

because yr a man of v v discriminating tastes, Edward

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

(i agree with jessie_

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I am now going to have to GIS kate hudson's boobies

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

they don't exist, is the point he was making

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tatianagill.com/illo/images/taco.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

me and my former wicker park honey went to the LST to see corpse bride and we were the only two in the theatre. very romantic, even if it was the logan square theatre.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

meanwhile, that

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG THE DEPARTMENT CHAIR IS AT THE CABINET BEHIND ME AND HE HAS THIS CRAZY ASS TECHNO RINGTONE I AM DYYYING.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

indeed, ally, along with any other distinguishing features

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/kate-hudson.jpg

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

nice pecs, though.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks for making tacos unappealing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UQCS5pLsCE

so guys apparently there is a wealth of small children singing "my humps" on youtube.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i want a taco for my face hole.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"my humps" has always made me kind of sad because the phrase "lady lumps" = breast cancer, in my mind

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

guys I am so much happier with this project I'm working on now that I realized one of the guys on our collaborating architectural team isn't out of touch, stupid, and annoying, he's actually just Fred Williard from Best In Show.

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

it makes me sad because it is basically the worst song i've ever heard

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

can someone with a last.fm account recommend me something decent so I can listen to it

http://www.last.fm/user/gsdali

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXyAXP-GbsA

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know how to feel about that alanis cover of my humps

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I really love Fergalicious, I have to say.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

things i really, really fucking hate violently with a passion:
1. "my humps"
2. fergie
3. the black eyed peas

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah it conjures up a lot of conflicting emotions. beartrap

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://boingboing.net/images/invnts12.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I HAVE THAT BOOK

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

best graduation present ever

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I enjoy the Alanis cover because I really get the feeling that it was spawned at about 4 in the morning when everyone was really wasted and because she's got a bunch of money she went ahead and did it whereas I would have just gotten more drunk and passed out and forgotten about it.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i enjoy the alanis cover because it is not done by fergie

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm using a v loose definition of "enjoy"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

guys my co-editor is a genius

Ken: enigma riddle mystery ...
i mean, i used to put all kinds of bizarre bullshit in "straight" news stories just to baffle people, but i wasn't really loyal to the newspaper business
like, for a while at this paper in san diego, everything i wrote would have a baffling mention of an indian graveyard

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Ken: seriously ... and then a little girl was kidnapped & we hired a psychic to find her & eventually her skull was found AT AN INDIAN GRAVEYARD

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahaha this is what's known as "crying indian graveyard"

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I have discovered the remains of saturday's carnage. I have enough fixings for a bloody mary and a white russian. time to test my theory that coringee lime pickle made the best BM.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

WANT BLOODY MARY

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i'm actually laughing out loud at that

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

does the 27th or 28th work for movie nite? Here's the plan:

* one Owen Wilson movie
* another Owen Wilson movie
* cocktail TBD
* I will make waffles

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

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