Paris Hilton's feet

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what is this?

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Hideous.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I hope that's an earlobe.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

It's a SOMETHING-lobe!

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

it doesn't look like a lobe, to me.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

IT'S LABIA, OBV!

JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

It's an earlobe. Paris has unnatural ears.
http://www.newyorkish.com/newyorkish/paris_hilton.jpg

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

This is like a demented parlour game called "It's Paris Hilson!", where we are shown close ups of things and when we are through with guessing, the gamesmaster pans back to a portrait of Paris Hilton, with a new fact about her body.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

It's an armpit! Paris has unusually deep armpits.

http://www.newyorkish.com/newyorkish/paris_hilton.jpg

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Like those close-ups on the back of National Geographic for Kids! Is it a moth's wing, or Paris's teeth?

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

It's a tooth! Paris has particularly moth-like teeth.

http://www.newyorkish.com/newyorkish/paris_hilton.jpg

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

It's a bumhole! Paris has an extra membrane that covers her sphincter.

http://www.newyorkish.com/newyorkish/paris_hilton.jpg

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

now that I have your attention:

Reality will eat itself...
This is too funny to ignore. Deep-throated, skinny-as-a-rake, terrible farmer, hotel heiress, socialite Paris Hilton has reportedly started a pop career, yet it didn't start too well...

Paris Hilton was booed off stage as she tried to launch a pop career in Miami lastnight. Clubbers stood (we'd imagine some hipsters stood jaws agasp, and some greasy old men shuffling sweatily in the corner in trenchcoats) to watch Paris, 23, scream "I hate techno" then reportedly lip-synch through her first single 'Screwed' (we wish we were making this up!).

The amassed, then heckled and turned their backs when she attempted a cover version of Bowie's 'Fame' and apparently something by Blondie too.

'Screwed' is taken from her forthcoming debut album 'Paris Is Burning' which is to be released on her own label, Heiress Records. Apparently she's been working with rapper Lil' Jon on her new material, which she describes as "a combination of Blondie and Madonna with a little bit of hip-hop thrown in."

still bevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm no racist, screams Paris Hilton

Thursday, 07 October , 2004, 10:52

New York: Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has finally broken her silence on claims that the N-word used by her in her video was racist, reports The New York Daily News.

The hi-flying stylish socialite has said through her spokeswoman that there was no hidden racist meaning in her video.

"I am deeply hurt by recent reports. Anyone who knows me knows that this is not me. I love everybody and am not a person who discriminates against anyone - ever," Hilton's spokeswoman said on her behalf.


Is this the video for 'Screwed'? Or the other video?

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

"FUCK ME LIKE A BIGOT WHO WOULD USE THE WORD 'NIGGER'!"

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Using the N-word is just her "little bit of hip-hop thrown in."

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

"I HATE TECHNO!"

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't go for second-best, nigga
Put yourself to the test
You know, you know
You can call me any, any time

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Has there ever been anyone in history who has attracted less respect than Paris Hilton? I am starting to think she can't be that bad.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link

What about Rodney Fangerfield (RIP)?

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

that's respect.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link


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