Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk - C/D

How do you tell someone walking the other direction even has a fantastic ass?

you can't be sure, but sometimes there is a lot of ass potential and i'm too curious to not turn around. :/

^^^True. I am chronic ass-starer. But I am very, very stealth.

oh god gold pants why did you wear gold pants to work?

I don't really understand ass-love that much. I mean, is the whole point that it's enticing because of what it's not (ie: what's on the other side)??
-- Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, April 1, 2005 3:37 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

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oh sarah sit down before me and i shall tell you about ass...
-- ()ops (()()ps), Friday, April 1, 2005 3:38 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

oops OTM

is it more or less acceptable to oogle if you're also singing "Ms. New Booty"?

it is the back vadge

die

SO ANYWAY

Euurgh

uk girls do this all the time. they peek a look at your crotch too.

haha i tell a story about some guy getting his face ripped off and you're all like 'huh', then i say 'vadge' and it's off to the emergency eyewash station we go

yes

It's not the "vadge" part as much as it is the accompanying "back".

someone start a "Rolling Louis Jagger turn off the computer and go to bed" thread

i would have preferred 'north korea of the body'

No way, it's the Virgin Islands of the body.

Only sometimes it's the Haiti of the body.

I am way more a face and hands person than any other body part, just for the record; I look at shoulders and arms. Fairly harmless, as gazing goes.

pfft it was merely a response to sarah's 2-year-old claim, and a cheeky reversal of 'front bottom'. it's far more beautiful, and thus more sscrilegious to profane, than even the shapeliest of vulvae.

go to bed

http://blogidaho.biz/bighole.jpg

"Oh my, that's the shapeliest vulva I've ever seen!" *poppage*

i shall to Lethe go, chew upon my bolster, and conjure cataracts of vulva. stick that in your riese-moraine and smoke it.

get a girlfriend

"Oh my, that's the shapeliest vulva I've ever seen!" *poppage*

^^^^ genuine Hitler quote

das ist der shapeliest Vulva, den ich überhaupt gesehen habe

As long as it's in German I can't understand it, so that's fine.

In fact if LJ could only post in German that would be awesome.

dreams of sugar cum fairies dance in his head

this is probably the first time on a non-aryan power internet discussion forum that a poster has been asked to be more like hitler

haha that would be +1 on killfiling

i would translate (x) poster into (y language), set to it folks

einekleine pöppage

ich habe ein fückwant

Das ist ein turbotcalzone deliciousen

It's always pleasant when you pass someone on the street, turn around for another look and find them staring back at you.

-- Oilyrags, Thursday, December 13, 2007 7:13 PM

for real though!

Englander futbol mit Capello ist ein drei-funf-zwei formatten, danke

would translate ILX System into Latin

Didn't you have some cloudy pussy fantasies to attend to?

I have complimented many women on theirs vulva shapely. Door a arrossimento to its guancica, for knowing that its vulva so as to is appreciated. What live!

Thank you, Roberto Benigni.

valuable new poster!

rodman what do you think of crutis's vulva

ysi?

crust!

crust-punk ass - never seen a good one yet

haha that is true

is it more or less acceptable to oogle if you're also singing "Ms. New Booty"?

-- milo z, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:07 (48 minutes ago) Link

I constantly find myself humming "Hiii there, how are things? etc..."

I am not proud.

p.s. guys I didn't point out "oogle" so that you all could start using it

im going to oogle you, curt1s, you dirty dronerock boy,

so dirty and so droney

ughhhhhh

this is revenge for the excelsior thread title isn't it