Just don't jump off a bridge if Noel gets implicated, I don't think he checks the bungee properly
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 29 November 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
all I can think of is that bloody Two Little Boys songgoddammit
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 November 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
Evidence for the prosecution.
wasn't that an old Ghoodies joke?
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
Goodies, obv.
(nearly typed Hoodies there...)
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link
Jimmy Savile investigation: Man in his 80s questioned
― Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link
Absolutely no suggestion it's even vaguely linked, but Stuart Hall arrested for rape?
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
Yes, holy shit @ this story:http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/dec/05/stuart-hall-charged-indecent-assault
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link
Max Clifford now http://www.itv.com/news/2012-12-06/max-clifford-arrested-jimmy-savile-police-operation-yewtree/
― stet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:10 (eleven years ago) link
wtf
― Albert Crampus (NickB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
oh man this enquiry just keeps on giving
― let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
let's see you spin that, max
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link
Louis Theroux knows what's up
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Theroux#When_Louis_Met...
His episode about Jimmy Savile When Louis Met Jimmy was voted one of the top fifty documentaries of all time in a survey by Britain's Channel 4 In When Louis Met Max Clifford, Max Clifford tried to set Louis up. However, it backfired when Max Clifford was caught lyingHe was meant to do a similar programme with Michael Jackson before Martin Bashir completed his documentary for ITV, but it was cancelled.
― How do you say Dedéckenbauer, Dedélícia, Dedélíte? (onimo), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
"Ladykiller Max Clifford was seen out with a mystery uniformed lady last night. I wouldn't mind him helping me with my enquiries. Phwoooar."
― let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
which beloved national figure will be next? Matthew Freud? Tim Bell? Maurice Saatchi?
― Neil S, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
we've all got our own wish lists
― let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
Was pondering: Are they after Max Clifford's 'secret files' ?
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
which beloved national figure will be next? Matthew Freud? Tim Bell? Maurice Saatchi?― Neil S, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:51 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Neil S, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:51 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It'll be Felicity Kendall by next week...
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
David Attenborough is in the crosshairs
― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
I doubt he's spent enough time with either women or children to qualify.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
I always knew that gorilla had the dirt on him.
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
timmy mallet
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
he won't be connected to this
― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
I cannot see what you are holding.
― Mark G, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
a child trapped inside a green duck costume
― BANJOS ARE ALWAYS RACIST (onimo), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
LOL
― jed_, Friday, 7 December 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
So basically anyone over 60 who was on tv or the radio in the 70's & 80's was up to no good with youngsters.
― not_goodwin, Friday, 7 December 2012 10:41 (eleven years ago) link
Sooty and Sweep not implicated yet tbf
― let's hear it for the women (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 December 2012 10:45 (eleven years ago) link
Everybody raise one hand and shout "Sooty! You're Naked!"
― Mark G, Friday, 7 December 2012 10:47 (eleven years ago) link
the other hand, obviously, being stuck up a dog's arse
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Friday, 7 December 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link
I think our childhoods are safe so long as the nonce population doesn't rise to include David Bowie or anyone playing the Doctor.
― rihanna, will you ever win? (suzy), Friday, 7 December 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
Is this even the sort of thing that you can plea bargain? "I fucked those kids but I helped the police with their enquiries, can I return to a life of fleeing the ruins of my former life and living like John McAfee?" because if so I have to reckon that Max Clifford flipping could massively expand the scope of the enquiry.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 December 2012 12:58 (eleven years ago) link
"I'd like 20 other celebrities to be taken into consideration..."
― Mark G, Friday, 7 December 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
so long as the nonce population doesn't rise to include David Bowie or anyone playing the Doctor.
M1k3 Yat35 long fingered in public
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Friday, 7 December 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
ahem
u_u
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 December 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
Time to play Name That Pervert again. Allegedly five more arrests due this week.
― Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Monday, 10 December 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link
names in a hat. one name each, a pound for entry, winners divide the loot.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 December 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
ugh, stuck with pat sharp. again.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 December 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
Patrick Moore just died, the bet here is "how long.."
― Mark G, Monday, 10 December 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
Hmmm, yes, gazing at heavenly bodies etc, re Arthur C. Clarke
― Tom D is secretly an important person (Tom D.), Monday, 10 December 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/dec/24/paul-daniels-questions-savile-accusers
― You're gonna need a fruit kebab. Trust. (stevie), Monday, 24 December 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
daft cunt
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 December 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
"Jim'll Fist It"
― karl lagerlout (suzy), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/dec/28/savile-access-thatcher-secret-files?intcmp=239
― You're gonna need a fruit kebab. Trust. (stevie), Friday, 28 December 2012 10:54 (eleven years ago) link
Two men in their 50s have been arrested on suspicion of sexual offences, the Metropolitan Police have said.Officers from Operation Yewtree - set up in the wake of the Jimmy Savile scandal - arrested one man, aged 53, at an address in Hampshire.The second man, aged 59, was arrested in west London at and taken into custody at a London police station.
Officers from Operation Yewtree - set up in the wake of the Jimmy Savile scandal - arrested one man, aged 53, at an address in Hampshire.
The second man, aged 59, was arrested in west London at and taken into custody at a London police station.
Given up with the 'guess who' game?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
It's starting to look like 'Guess Who Didn't'.
― earth of (snoball), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
Nik-Nik
― jed_, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
Is it wrong of me to hope that it's true.
― fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
Well some people are saying that he won't be appearing on ch5 celebrity big brother after all...
― jed_, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
Davidson arrested.
― jed_, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link