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1000-3000 seems kind of high for something you'd get one, maybe two or three meals out of.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

no one eats ponies, not even koreans!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"now help me get that dead horse outta my car"

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

make jerky, for snax

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

polar explorers eat ponys

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

polar explorers get vitamin a poisoning

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

polar explorers eat hot pockets

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

also: cut open their bellies and snuggle for warmth amidst the viscera

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

everybody knows ponies are not good eating.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

polar explorers eat penguin blubber and pemmican

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

the v v snuggly cute viscera

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"SOON WE WILL BE DEAD"

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/01/10/gallery/scott_zoom.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

also: cut open their bellies and snuggle for warmth amidst the viscera

-- river wolf, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:38 PM (13 seconds ago)

no, that's a tauntaun.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

tuantauns aren't real

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

on THIS planet anyway

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

seems more likely than someone trying to fit inside a pony

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nelsonslocal.co.uk/images/2006NelsonMile_2.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

that's not a pony, that's clearly a horse

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I'M WEE MAN
AND THIS IS THE PONY SUIT

*stevo throws up*

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a minivan

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/attachment/827/whats-your-excuse.jpg

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I'M WEE MAN
AND THIS IS THE PONY SUIT

*stevo throws up*

-- TOMBOT, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:43 PM (58 seconds ago)

wait this is a great thread idea

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ok the smiley face, did ned deface that billboard?

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i was gonna say

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND THIS IS THE PEANUT BRITTLE

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

also pretty sure .think is not a recognized top level domain

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCK THE PIGS ;-)

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cinecon.com/bigstory/jknoxvilleint_435.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

(he's overdue to show up and say "it is a vision", i'm worried about him now)

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

You rang? ;)

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ned is a chatbot guys, he can't deface signs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I'M CHRIS PONTIUS, AND THIS IS 'BAITING NED RAGGETT'

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, keep it up!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

why don't you go make a thread about it already

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

has anyone else here ever seen the nonsensical completely insane and basically awful movie around the world in 80 days starring steve coogan and jackie chan? because i'd like to talk about that movie right now.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i have seen it.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

but i refuse to talk about it.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, why are the wilson brothers playing the wright brothers? what do they have to do with anything? rob schneider, san fran hobo? also: that whole thing with arnold schwarzennegger and rutherford b. hayes--what??

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i never saw it but it looked nonsensical completely insane and basically awful

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

wait the wilson brothers are playing the wright brothers? WILDCAT PEEW

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

wait now you make it sound great tho

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i refuse to believe that kathy bates, jim broadbent, OR steve coogan had nothing better to do the day they filmed this movie.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

to be fair, steve coogan does more drugs than all the rest of those people

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

john cleese is in it too, for like a minute, i think?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

well then he should've stayed home, with his drugs, that day.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://sidesalad.net/archives/BigMamasHouseGiganticRedPanties.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

steve coogan is pretty funny, guys

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i figured it was a way for everyone in hollywood who was sentenced to community service to somehow get out of it. like it was produced by the state of california and participating in lieu of picking up trash on the highway got them a clean record.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

OH AND RICHARD BRANSON IS IN IT TOO--WHY?

i am thinking of this movie, btw, because tom said last night, "why hasn't owen wilson been in a time travel movie?" and i replied, "he has been, the one where he was a wright brother" and then immediately realized THAT DOESN'T MAEK SENSE BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A TIME TRAVEL MOVIE AT ALL.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

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