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btp - content, worth, humor etc.?

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Mickey hasn't threatened my life yet ;_;

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

dear tracer hand,

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/204/463824231_6c1c377286.jpg

:D yes!!

xo,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

his responses are always so disproportionate I feel like they can't actually be serious. beartraps.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Of course, I've never made fun of his belly-button ring or his legal troubles, I've just told him he's a douchebag cocksucker, so maybe he's Ok with that?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish it was the box that policemen came in when you buy them

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, Jessie, I used to think that, but the psyche of a person who is widely hated and won't go away really disturbs me.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

george bush lol amirite?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Pete: is it funny to say "barabbas" instead of BRB
me: yes

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Mickey hasn't threatened my life yet ;_;

-- John Justen,

One of the few who haven't.

Seriously, I don't get that guy.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

the internet has taught me that most people are really weird and I shouldn't question it.

ANYWAY,

DID YOU KNOW A MINIATURE PONY ONLY COSTS BETWEE $1000-3000. THEN HE IS YOURS FOREVER.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that seems a incredibly, ridiculously low cost

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ts, brb substitute division:

barabbas v. mcbrbeef

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

can't put a price on PONY SNUGGLES.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

barabbas!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

1000-3000 seems kind of high for something you'd get one, maybe two or three meals out of.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

no one eats ponies, not even koreans!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"now help me get that dead horse outta my car"

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

make jerky, for snax

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

polar explorers eat ponys

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

polar explorers get vitamin a poisoning

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

polar explorers eat hot pockets

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

also: cut open their bellies and snuggle for warmth amidst the viscera

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

everybody knows ponies are not good eating.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

polar explorers eat penguin blubber and pemmican

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

the v v snuggly cute viscera

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"SOON WE WILL BE DEAD"

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/01/10/gallery/scott_zoom.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

also: cut open their bellies and snuggle for warmth amidst the viscera

-- river wolf, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:38 PM (13 seconds ago)

no, that's a tauntaun.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

tuantauns aren't real

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

on THIS planet anyway

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

seems more likely than someone trying to fit inside a pony

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nelsonslocal.co.uk/images/2006NelsonMile_2.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

that's not a pony, that's clearly a horse

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I'M WEE MAN
AND THIS IS THE PONY SUIT

*stevo throws up*

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a minivan

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/attachment/827/whats-your-excuse.jpg

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I'M WEE MAN
AND THIS IS THE PONY SUIT

*stevo throws up*

-- TOMBOT, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:43 PM (58 seconds ago)

wait this is a great thread idea

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ok the smiley face, did ned deface that billboard?

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i was gonna say

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND THIS IS THE PEANUT BRITTLE

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

also pretty sure .think is not a recognized top level domain

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCK THE PIGS ;-)

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cinecon.com/bigstory/jknoxvilleint_435.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

(he's overdue to show up and say "it is a vision", i'm worried about him now)

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

You rang? ;)

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ned is a chatbot guys, he can't deface signs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I'M CHRIS PONTIUS, AND THIS IS 'BAITING NED RAGGETT'

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, keep it up!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

why don't you go make a thread about it already

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

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