posts that hint at the poster's rich, fun-packed, fulfilling life outside of ilx

I mean, if you do "good" in your day job, you shouldn't make a big deal out of it. Not that it stops my brother from thinking he is god's gift to capitalism like this is some great moral achievement....

Did all that for years, it's called "vacation" or "exercise". Maybe some people need better jobs.

― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Dannon's Yogurt DUMPLINGS! and Pam Poo (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, 1 November 2012

mount cleaners otm, jj typical

i don't get what's bad abt flopson's post

I think it's that he got to travel.

idk sometimes ppl go to other places

how dare they DANGLE it in front of us

i go to rite aid every damn day but you dont see me swinging my big dick around about it

reminds me of this convo: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=2978515&boardid=77&threadid=78581

no one should talk abt anything ever except how pitchfork is racist

as a racist pitchfork writer, flag post

glad to see none of my posts have appeared in this thread

your display name should though

glad to see none of my posts have appeared in this thread

― Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2),

Oh, this thread is for dissing others, not appreciating their cool stuff, my bad

when i lived in an unheated warehouse space are the bathroom was really far away so i bought a 2 gallon deer park water thing, emptied it out, and then peed in it all winter.

― slam dunk, Monday, December 3, 2012

._.

buzza u have a weird definition of fun-packed

that's not a lot of pee for an entire winter

it'd be cool to see your neighbor emptying a piss jug every day, all winter long

frozen yellow slick in the car park

"fun-packed" AND "cool" need some remedial help itt

i don't like this game anymore *cries*

I'm subscribing now that things are finally picking up

that might not be the last time, actually, because one time at an ex-girlfriend's birthday party in nyc someone gave me some drug (they said it was speed but i have my doubts) and i had full-on hallucinations on the dancefloor while destiny's child's "bugaboo" was playing.

― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 8 December 2012 11:36 (4 minutes ago)

there was nothing rich or fun-packed or fulfilling about that episode.

it was outside of ilx though, right?

i couldnt find this thread yesterday but was going to post abt my day yesterday of sitting poolside @ my friends parents house listening to her aloud reading the red badge of courage

-_-so fkn sorry everyone, my girlfriend went thru this thread and pointed out all the ways i've been bad & racist. I am subjecting myself to some good old fashioned anal discipline forthwith
― Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Wednesday, December 14, 2016 2:01 PM (yesterday)

chute tyte