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France 24 did clocky in January.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

CLOCKY IS SMALL

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i respectfully dissent

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i still can't decide if i favor clocky or the alarm clock that is louder than a jackhammer and shakes your bed

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

mw = not a fan of the clocky

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i would kill clocky with guns

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

mookieproof 8080

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGcYzemahB0

clocky videos!

I need this thing more than life. I could probably get used to a vibrating bed.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wow that ad

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvNGnkY_S6I

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah if i were the dude from death cab i would have a tough time getting up in the morning too

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

actually i would probably sleep through clocky, at which point my wife would kill me with guns

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah if i were the dude from death cab i would have a tough time getting up in the morning too

-- pretzel walrus, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:24 PM (45 seconds ago)

you rule dude, you rule

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

dc, i've got to get the hell out of town. i don't know if i can wait until sunday for it to be in the 70s again. I'M WEARING MY GODDAMN WINTER COAT AGAIN.

plus there's a show saturday night that doesn't start until 1:30 or 2 so i'll probably wind up missing all of sunday anyway. i need a vacation.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

mickey said that he wanted me and ethan to die, and i don't even think i've directed more than a light excon joke in his direction in, like, 5 months?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

lol we should try to get him banned on the basis of posting threatening things

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I always feel like I'm missing something when I read his posts.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i bet KLG could outwit clocky. that girl can sleep

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

btp - content, worth, humor etc.?

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Mickey hasn't threatened my life yet ;_;

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

dear tracer hand,

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/204/463824231_6c1c377286.jpg

:D yes!!

xo,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

his responses are always so disproportionate I feel like they can't actually be serious. beartraps.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Of course, I've never made fun of his belly-button ring or his legal troubles, I've just told him he's a douchebag cocksucker, so maybe he's Ok with that?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish it was the box that policemen came in when you buy them

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, Jessie, I used to think that, but the psyche of a person who is widely hated and won't go away really disturbs me.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

george bush lol amirite?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Pete: is it funny to say "barabbas" instead of BRB
me: yes

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Mickey hasn't threatened my life yet ;_;

-- John Justen,

One of the few who haven't.

Seriously, I don't get that guy.

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

the internet has taught me that most people are really weird and I shouldn't question it.

ANYWAY,

DID YOU KNOW A MINIATURE PONY ONLY COSTS BETWEE $1000-3000. THEN HE IS YOURS FOREVER.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that seems a incredibly, ridiculously low cost

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ts, brb substitute division:

barabbas v. mcbrbeef

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

can't put a price on PONY SNUGGLES.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

barabbas!

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

1000-3000 seems kind of high for something you'd get one, maybe two or three meals out of.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

no one eats ponies, not even koreans!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"now help me get that dead horse outta my car"

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

make jerky, for snax

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

polar explorers eat ponys

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

polar explorers get vitamin a poisoning

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

polar explorers eat hot pockets

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

also: cut open their bellies and snuggle for warmth amidst the viscera

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

everybody knows ponies are not good eating.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

polar explorers eat penguin blubber and pemmican

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

the v v snuggly cute viscera

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"SOON WE WILL BE DEAD"

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/01/10/gallery/scott_zoom.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

also: cut open their bellies and snuggle for warmth amidst the viscera

-- river wolf, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:38 PM (13 seconds ago)

no, that's a tauntaun.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

tuantauns aren't real

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

on THIS planet anyway

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

seems more likely than someone trying to fit inside a pony

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nelsonslocal.co.uk/images/2006NelsonMile_2.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

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