the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

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or that the character himself was being sarcastic and nicole was referring to the people the character was making fun of

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

so many readings, it really is a rich text

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

much like Star Wars itself

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

it's like poetry, it rhymes

goole, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

i thought it was sarcastic and nicole was referring to the people being made fun of in the cartoon and not the cartoon itself

The strip typically makes fun of the dumb or goofy things people say in comic book stores, so yeah.

Sug ban (Nicole), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

That's the way I was taking it -- I have no doubt someone came in and said exactly that in all earnestness.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

Man oh man oh man! I just can't believe Episode 7 in 3 years!!!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not being sarcastic, i am genuinely excited.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

(I am too.)

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

I could get behind something that didn't mention Anakin once.

how's life, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe they'll adapt the "Legacy" comic, which takes place more than 100 years in the future of the SW universe, involves a descendant of Luke's who is not a Jedi, and the only OG character that appears is Luke, in the form of a ghost.

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

what if it mentions Anakin 500 times

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

500 Anakins (of Summer)

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

Feature-length Genndy Tartakovsky = I would go see that, yes please, now please.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

I really hope it's made by people who only have a passing familiarity with the original series.

EXT. INDIANA DUNES STATE PARK

A platoon of Darth Vaders comb the sand with metal detectors as the evil warlord C3PO wanders through their ranks, whipping them with that laser sword thing.

C3PO
Faster, minions! We must find the Force before Jabba The Hug arrives in the Death Star!

Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

That's Spaceballs, isn't it?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

io9.com goes into overdrive

http://updates.io9.com/post/34698824522/what-we-want-from-a-new-star-wars-trilogy

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

Maniac mansion was awesome -- basically sctv in sitcom format.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder how many trilogies/franchises have been made now with a guarantee of producing all three movies (or more than one or whatever), as opposed to waiting to see if the first one makes money before moving forward, besides the SW prequels, these new sequels, and LOTR/The Hobbit

push iatee (some dude), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Twilight (okay, they could all have completely flopped, but so could LOTR)

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

LOL @ goole

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

if i were a devious studio head i would simply commission one looong movie (versus 3 movies) with the budget appropriately slashed, then cut it into 3 movies in the editing room.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

You mean The Hobbit gambit.

Sug ban (Nicole), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

Worst Ludlum book.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

The Bilbo Ultimatum

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

The Saruman Weekend

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

real talk guys even thinking about star wars anymore just makes me tired and a little sad

goole, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

I watch the Clone Wars animated series religiously every week so you just shut up.

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

I was going to lol at Phil but I watch Green Lantern and Young Justice so

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

For a "kid's show" Clone Wars has a super-high body count. The most recent episode, among all the war deaths, also included an unarmed person being shot point-blank in the head and the episode's hero being dropped off a cliff so we could see her dead body at the base.

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

I saw an episode last season that involved a town getting razed and raped, was taken aback

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

Can't wait for that ride oh wait.

Anyway, wasting no time...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUbH1SEsqiE

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

Unfortunately, LucasArts' classic game catalog is even more likely to be seen as a drop-in-the-bucket for a major international conglomerate like Disney than it was for a struggling independent publishing house like LucasArts. Disney will more than likely continue to sit on these properties, treating them with the same kind of benign neglect fans have been used to for decades, sometimes to the chagrin of their creators. "Dear Disney: I would like to buy the IP for a game I created called Monkey Island from you," series progenitor Ron Gilbert cheekily tweeted yesterday. "P.S. I have no money."

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2012/10/what-does-the-disney-buyout-mean-for-lucasarts-gaming-catalog/

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Twilight (okay, they could all have completely flopped, but so could LOTR)

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2nd Hunger Games and Twilight movies didn't get the green light til the first ones made big box office, but apparently production on the 2nd Potter movie began the same week the first one was out so i guess that was a done deal.

push iatee (some dude), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure the harry potter IP was much more popular than those other 2 before their respective first movies

ciderpress, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

As noted by The AV Club in a story today, it will be exceedingly weird to think about a Star Wars feature film not preceded by the 20th Century Fox fanfare.

C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

i'm a little frightened about what Lucas is going to do with all that money. what project did he need to finance that he couldn't have done with his prior fortune?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

For everyone expecting a release of the original and untouched trilogy anytime soon, I've been waiting for the last two seasons of The Muppet Show on DVD forrrrrr...four years now? Disney ain't in no hurry.

Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

misread that and had this horrible, confused vision of george lucas wreaking CGI havoc on 'the great muppet caper.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

wait I thought there was a complete set of the Muppet Show on DVD at some point

Force Boxman (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link

Dude's cool.

45 DOWN: "NYPD Blue" actor ____ Morales (R Baez), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

I've been waiting for the last two seasons of The Muppet Show on DVD forrrrrr...four years now? Disney ain't in no hurry.

note their active butchery of the latter Roger Langridge comics

sug night (sic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link

very happy to hear about where all that money's going, because honestly i don't give a shit what happens to anything Star Wars ever

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link

it's going to jedi montessori training

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 1 November 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

Psyched for all the personal, low-budget, avant-garde films Lucas is gonna make now

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 1 November 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

THX-1136 prequel coming right up

Moodles, Thursday, 1 November 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/500986152_5snvJ-L-2.jpg

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 1 November 2012 05:36 (eleven years ago) link

we learned george lucas was cool when his response to his rich neighbors' refusal to let him ruin their Tranquility by building a production studio on his land was to donate it to a nonprofit to build low-income housing on

that said i know this is naive but i read that breathlessly speculating io9 article and was genuinely taken aback that anyone, anyone, could want more goddamn motherfucking star wars movies

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 1 November 2012 07:14 (eleven years ago) link


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