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I'm a shameless cad, I admit it.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:30 (twenty years ago) link

While it is true that being a cad and being a bounder are two leading causes of not-being-a-gentleman (more formally known as "agentility"), they are two altogether different flavours of that abhorrent condition. Come, let us abhor agenteel men.

A cad ill-treats the flower of the sex, otherwise known as gentlewomen. A bounder presumes upon his betters, the gentry, and attempts to insinuate his crude, ill-bred self among them, while harboring in his bosom the same crude ideas and dishonorable intentions that invariably infect his low kind. Two different things, you see.

Aimless, Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

drunk man-bosoms!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 2 November 2003 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

three years pass...

~

Heave Ho, Friday, 25 May 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Gesundheit!

Aimless, Friday, 25 May 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Reichstag!

Jarlrmai, Friday, 25 May 2007 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Fire!

Aimless, Friday, 25 May 2007 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

...and thats a wrap.

Jarlrmai, Friday, 25 May 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

See you at the rushes.

Aimless, Friday, 25 May 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Green grow they do

Lynskey, Saturday, 26 May 2007 11:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Moses-infested flora that they are.

Aimless, Saturday, 26 May 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

six years pass...

Ask me anything!

Treeship, Saturday, 8 March 2014 06:39 (ten years ago) link

describe losing your virginity

dylannn, Saturday, 8 March 2014 06:45 (ten years ago) link

worst sex i ever had with a girl i loved so much it frightened me.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 March 2014 06:53 (ten years ago) link

why are you getting drunk?

continually topping myself (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 8 March 2014 06:54 (ten years ago) link

just happened incidentally. had two beers with dinner with my mom and my aunt. then i cracked open the pint of barleywine ale the woman who works at the liquor store near my workplace recommended to me. i was going to drink it while watching tarkovsky's solaris but i turned the movie off because i felt tired. then i started reading the internet and didn't feel tired anymore.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 March 2014 07:02 (ten years ago) link

you know you have a dedicated ask treeship thread right?

dylannn, Saturday, 8 March 2014 07:09 (ten years ago) link

the tone of that one isn't right for a friday night. it's mostly nakh asking me about the irish diaspora.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 March 2014 07:16 (ten years ago) link

also by bumping this thread, i'm encouraging other drunk people to solicit questions. it could be a thing.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 March 2014 07:18 (ten years ago) link

you're an OK ship, treeship, but you should get a little-to-a-lot drunker before posting itt any more.

continually topping myself (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 8 March 2014 07:20 (ten years ago) link

let's get fucked up TONIGHT, treez

dylannn, Saturday, 8 March 2014 07:22 (ten years ago) link


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