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in my world timecards only have room for actual hours worked on the given dates for the pay period, you can't put shit from other dates in there just arbitrarily unless you're REALLY dicking around

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, how do you know they're filling in old hours? SRSLY, DUDE, START MAKING SENSE

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, that is what he is doing. like this week he worked eight hours of real time, but then he "added" onto today's time four hours from two weeks ago that he "forgot to fill out a time sheet for."

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

so i told him to talk to the big cheese about this, i wasn't going to mess around with it anymore.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

wow what a stupid fuckwit

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah for a second i thought i was being superdick, but then i realized he was being the dick. also, he is looking for more hours to work, and it's like dude, your stupid timecard bullshit is not helping your case.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok now i get this.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

that is like in "I have never had a job before ever" territory

like that one guy we hired once who showed up on his first day and his two weeks at his other job wasn't even up yet, so he was just planning on double dipping during the transition. I'm like UHHH and had my PM take him off the payroll immediately

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not that hard to fill out a timecard

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah sorry i wasn't explaining it very well, i apologize! it's very confusing and i want to talk to my boss about it, but she is in a meeting.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

did you just say your boss was TOO BUSY SUCKIN ON A DING DONG?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

she just got back from Carolina

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

LIKE A HEIFER TO THE SLAUGHTER

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously Ed what are you doing watching Fox News

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

It is between Al'Jazeera and EuroNews and I am procrastinating about cleaning my flat.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

mickey is the most masochistic motherfucker alive

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not really sure why he's interjecting himself into a goofy conversation between laurel, sarah and i to be a dick but whatever?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

now that we're all friends with morbius we need a new person to get all pissed off over us all being buddies.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

because he's like, "hate me, ILX, please hate me! more, more!" it's kind of gross.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate that guy, and I even eventually went all softy on LJ.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nandahome.com/products.clocky.html HEY YOU GUYS

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I suspect that I would bust that alarm clock into a million pieces in a rage.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

we covered clocky in january

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

no we're covering clocky again, today

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

France 24 did clocky in January.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

CLOCKY IS SMALL

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i respectfully dissent

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i still can't decide if i favor clocky or the alarm clock that is louder than a jackhammer and shakes your bed

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

mw = not a fan of the clocky

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i would kill clocky with guns

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

mookieproof 8080

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGcYzemahB0

clocky videos!

I need this thing more than life. I could probably get used to a vibrating bed.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wow that ad

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvNGnkY_S6I

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah if i were the dude from death cab i would have a tough time getting up in the morning too

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

actually i would probably sleep through clocky, at which point my wife would kill me with guns

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah if i were the dude from death cab i would have a tough time getting up in the morning too

-- pretzel walrus, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:24 PM (45 seconds ago)

you rule dude, you rule

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

dc, i've got to get the hell out of town. i don't know if i can wait until sunday for it to be in the 70s again. I'M WEARING MY GODDAMN WINTER COAT AGAIN.

plus there's a show saturday night that doesn't start until 1:30 or 2 so i'll probably wind up missing all of sunday anyway. i need a vacation.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

mickey said that he wanted me and ethan to die, and i don't even think i've directed more than a light excon joke in his direction in, like, 5 months?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

lol we should try to get him banned on the basis of posting threatening things

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I always feel like I'm missing something when I read his posts.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i bet KLG could outwit clocky. that girl can sleep

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

btp - content, worth, humor etc.?

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Mickey hasn't threatened my life yet ;_;

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

dear tracer hand,

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/204/463824231_6c1c377286.jpg

:D yes!!

xo,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

his responses are always so disproportionate I feel like they can't actually be serious. beartraps.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Of course, I've never made fun of his belly-button ring or his legal troubles, I've just told him he's a douchebag cocksucker, so maybe he's Ok with that?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish it was the box that policemen came in when you buy them

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, Jessie, I used to think that, but the psyche of a person who is widely hated and won't go away really disturbs me.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

george bush lol amirite?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

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