He probably showed a greater propensity to gurgle inanely and feel for non-existent noses.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
i do not believe that story for one second
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
After that second, it's Gullible City.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, I'd know if this guy was lying, and maths teachers aren't the sort to indulge in elaborate life-experience fantasy.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
because they are so fulfilled with their career choice?
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I'd expect reams of bullshit waffle from an English teacher, or a historian, but maths teachers seem to be fairly happy with their lot, and fairly unmotivated to make stuff up about their lives. The guy said he trusted him, and I trust the guy. Do you trust me? :D
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://gss.sd42.ca/images/pagemaster/math_professor_algebra.gif.jpg
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
BULLSHIT WAFFLE
1 half-assed story 1 cup of POPPAGE
Stir until well blended, serve over crushed ice with salmon calzone
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
How do you tell someone walking the other direction even has a fantastic ass?
you can't be sure, but sometimes there is a lot of ass potential and i'm too curious to not turn around. :/
― Jordan, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^True. I am chronic ass-starer. But I am very, very stealth.
― will, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link
oh god gold pants why did you wear gold pants to work?
― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't really understand ass-love that much. I mean, is the whole point that it's enticing because of what it's not (ie: what's on the other side)?? -- Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, April 1, 2005 3:37 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
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oh sarah sit down before me and i shall tell you about ass... -- ()ops (()()ps), Friday, April 1, 2005 3:38 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
oops OTM
― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link
is it more or less acceptable to oogle if you're also singing "Ms. New Booty"?
― milo z, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
it is the back vadge
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link
die
― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link
SO ANYWAY
― Laurel, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Euurgh
uk girls do this all the time. they peek a look at your crotch too.
― pc user, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link
haha i tell a story about some guy getting his face ripped off and you're all like 'huh', then i say 'vadge' and it's off to the emergency eyewash station we go
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link
yes
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link
It's not the "vadge" part as much as it is the accompanying "back".
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link
someone start a "Rolling Louis Jagger turn off the computer and go to bed" thread
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
i would have preferred 'north korea of the body'
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
No way, it's the Virgin Islands of the body.
Only sometimes it's the Haiti of the body.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I am way more a face and hands person than any other body part, just for the record; I look at shoulders and arms. Fairly harmless, as gazing goes.
― Laurel, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link
pfft it was merely a response to sarah's 2-year-old claim, and a cheeky reversal of 'front bottom'. it's far more beautiful, and thus more sscrilegious to profane, than even the shapeliest of vulvae.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link
go to bed
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link
http://blogidaho.biz/bighole.jpg
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
"Oh my, that's the shapeliest vulva I've ever seen!" *poppage*
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link
i shall to Lethe go, chew upon my bolster, and conjure cataracts of vulva. stick that in your riese-moraine and smoke it.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
get a girlfriend
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^^ genuine Hitler quote
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link
das ist der shapeliest Vulva, den ich überhaupt gesehen habe
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
As long as it's in German I can't understand it, so that's fine.
― Laurel, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link
In fact if LJ could only post in German that would be awesome.
dreams of sugar cum fairies dance in his head
― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link
this is probably the first time on a non-aryan power internet discussion forum that a poster has been asked to be more like hitler
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
haha that would be +1 on killfiling
i would translate (x) poster into (y language), set to it folks
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
einekleine pöppage
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
ich habe ein fückwant
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Das ist ein turbotcalzone deliciousen
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link
It's always pleasant when you pass someone on the street, turn around for another look and find them staring back at you.
-- Oilyrags, Thursday, December 13, 2007 7:13 PM
for real though!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Englander futbol mit Capello ist ein drei-funf-zwei formatten, danke
would translate ILX System into Latin
― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Didn't you have some cloudy pussy fantasies to attend to?
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I have complimented many women on theirs vulva shapely. Door a arrossimento to its guancica, for knowing that its vulva so as to is appreciated. What live!
― rodman, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Thank you, Roberto Benigni.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
valuable new poster!
― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link
rodman what do you think of crutis's vulva
― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
ysi?
― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link