OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

my working theory is that that is the map of weird twitter from the pov of the favstar crowd

this is my current fav. tweet ever: https://twitter.com/brendlewhat/status/29648462815432705

this is my favorite twitter account right now https://twitter.com/SuperMarioFact

#TEDxToronto #bikefurnace

yeah this is pretty good

can someone explain the origin of whatever is going on with that TEDx toronto thing

cops stealing bikes throwing them in a bike furnace, real fd up stuff

tell me more

Hatercles ‏@Goodtweets69
I brought my 5-year old son to #TEDxToronto he was dressed in his Halloween costume, a bike, now he's missing please help

first time slammer ‏@olhnso
So I just spoke with #TEDxToronto staffer re: missing bike as instructed. After writing down contact info he tried to kiss me. Not cool

god this is so messed up

Sprezz MacKenzie ‏@FuckYeasher
my bike has been stolen from work in Houston TX and a note says it is bound for #TEDxToronto furnaces? This isn't very green technology?

Eldritch Be'en' ‏@amuchmoreexotic
#TEDxToronto Two TED staff just rode past on a tandem crudely made from parts of my bike & others. Laughed at me, shouted sthg abt 'alchemy'

you guys seem really nice

dink?!

is there a full transcript of @BARTSIMSON_REAL

What kind of message board is this?

:O

what's going on? is wayne gretzky also a twitter guy? why does no one say hello to him? hello, wayne gretzky.

sup dude, this is cool kind of message board

just a cool place 2 chill out welcome friend

is there a full transcript of @BARTSIMSON_REAL

old BARTSIMSON_REAL tweets can be found by searching the timeline of @Bart_FreeCialis -- same account

the guy who ran that account is now @boring_as_heck iirc

what secret trails did wayne gretzsky follow to find his way here?

i just recoil at the the word weird tbh

lol

reminds me too much of myself in high school and the self-conscious weirdness of my drama clique

is digimon otis for real

what even is the difference in 2012

Digimon Otis ‏@DigimonOtis
@JakeBarnett_ Liberal and conservative are two sides of the same gutter. But http://breitbart.com consistently nails it.

no, 'digimonotis' was a character in a dril tweet originally

link?

feel like digimon otis and jay batman would get along

do these people "use" favstar ironically or what's the deal

ya i dont really get why favstar is a thing

I think it's just a way to link to your most commonly appreciated jokes/tweets, sort of a weird twitter c.v. And also to show appreciation to others (via "blowing up a favstar")

a gal just called into the best show asking if scharpling is familiar with weird twitter

hate when weird twitter dudes break character, i.e. @fart and @hell_homer. limited run accts like bartsimson_real and tilda swinton r funnier

I tend to think of @fart as just a regular dude nowadays, slightly eccentric

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HorseEbooks

Bart is back, I guess?

http://i.imgur.com/WkKej.png

truth comes out

lol

was that kattwilliamsferrell fallout? it keeps giving.

theres one joke i do not get

have you heard the one about steve jobs, johnny cash, bob hope

is @ChuckGrassley weird twitter, did he start out as a joke twitter then a senator later on

weird senate

would vote

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