"I Hope You're Happy Now, Jacob"--The LOST Season 5 Thread

here you go cutster:
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Benjaminus Linusus....foreign languages are easy!

That other's accent was weird. more bad British accents in last night's episode than ever before...when Desmond visited that woman whose sister Faraday had messed up she was like straight out of some American version of Dickens.

Also that reminds me, wtf was up with Desmond's bizarre scarf plus sunglasses leisure combo?

mmmm-hmm:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/lostpedia/images/0/0c/JonesS5.jpg

i lolllllllled at that! he was tryin to be suave like sayid but it was not working.

yeah he looked like a low level businessman on holidays who bought the sunglasses in duty free

"time to unwind...I'm on the mainland now. on a little island called GREAT BRITAIN, it may not have bears and time travel but they make a damn good cup of tea"

btw i was wondering last week - is la so humid that sayid's blowout would have gotten ruined from lying on hurley's couch/being transported to the hospital? he started the ep w/ perfectly styled locks and ended up with poodly mess.

damned republican guard shampoo

i lolllllllled at that! he was tryin to be suave like sayid but it was not working.

I was starting to think I was weird for thinking that was so funny.

I noticed his hair too! Poor guy spent all that time on the island without his straight iron and still can't get no peace.

I kind of loved Desmond's uber-purple outfit!

i wish i was better at picking up important plot details/twists than noticing who needs to go on what not to wear.

show of hands: who's upset widmore wasn't actually a pirate?

the other thing I was thinking last night. isn't it handy that Oxford University is just basically a cloister walk and a library? apparently the design was based on a Scottish wine making monastery

x-post I wanted Widmore to be 500 year old son of Alvar Hanso or something yeah

alpert is the pirate

with that eyeliner, there's no way he couldn't be! i want johnny depp to make a cameo as his twin bro.

i think i read that it wasn't eyeliner

i wanted them BOTH to be pirates, though. still struggling to son each other in ages old pirate beef.

yeah i know, i just prefer to think of him as eyeliner dude still
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i bet alperts older than the pirates--hence the latin

my guess is that alpert has been there since at least the foot

alpert prob has four toes

torn between 'can't wait for inevitable locke goes completely batshit' and 'get a new shtick already, dude.'

if alpert gave locke the compass, then locke gave alpert the compass, where did the compass actually come from?

erm...look over there....quick!

Remember when Kate walked out of the hatch and saw the Black Horse? What she really saw was Sawyer, only seeing Sawyer would create a Paradox, so either the Island or her own mind replaced it with something else she has loved in her past, the Black Horse.

Whoa. Is no one else commenting on this because it was already obvious, or because it's implausible? To me, it's the best explanation so far of the weird shit that people have been seeing on the island.

locke didnt give alpert any compasses

Let me say again that I LOVE the direction this season is going in so far.

lol i didnt comment on it because it sounds like the dumbest idea ive ever heard zach but hey to each his own

haha i didnt mean to be mean, i would just be mad if that were the case

someone post a pic of hottie other plz.

― cutty, Thursday, January 29, 2009 10:11 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

WS09

locke gave alpert the compass @ the camp

but it was the one alpert gave him, obv a remnant of pirate times.

haha, fair enough Max. But what's YOUR black horse theory!?

the island is WEIRD

The truth is, I'm gravitating toward other forum dude's black horse theory because I don't have one of my own...it's tough sometimes, watchin' Lost.

it's hard out there for an other

if the black horse is actually sawyer i will stop watching this show

if alpert gave locke the compass, then locke gave alpert the compass, where did the compass actually come from?

It comes in a kit w/Captain Kirk's reading glasses.

(</nerd>)

maybe the horse was lost. it looked like a horse that needed love.

adam and eve=kate and the horse

maybe the horse was lost.

and the show is called LOST.... coincidence?!?

You'll regret it if it turns out to be true...

Then you'll be trolling this thread, reading stuff like "Oh shit! Turns out Locke is the 4-toed statue!" and "The polar bear is also Locke! And Smokey is Locke too!" and wishing you could check it out.

x-post black rock, black (lost) horse, black smoke monster....AND the show is called lost.

plus hurley's name starts with h. the EXACT same letter at the beginning of "horse"

xpost to Max's "Sawyer Black Horse Theory" denying draw-the-line-in-the-sand throwdown.

x-post black rock, black (lost) horse, black smoke monster....AND the show is called lost.

plus hurley's name starts with h. the EXACT same letter at the beginning of "horse"

― Local Garda, Thursday, January 29, 2009 10:44 AM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

AND michael and walt are "black"

AND Don't forget the ho-hos. And the game of Horse.

x-post was hoping you'd go there...plus horse=heroin...charlie is involved in this too. tho note strictly, charlie is not black.

AND Charlie was addicted to heroin, which is also called "horse."

lol xpost

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/lostpedia/images/1/1f/Katehorse.jpg

"quit strokin and get me a bucket of oats freckles"

H=8 O=15