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that thread lacks all credibility

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

JOHN JUSTEN DON'T DO IT

beartrap river wolf is right, but still

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

no DOGTITS, no cred oh never mind.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I IS HUNGEE.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also p.s. what is lns

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

....for DOGT oh nevermind

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"grill tit" should give at least a 1/2 point to Tom, well played.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

lns = crepey "invite-only" DC toolbox social network, source of occasional lolz

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

hey i went to look.. they just extracted it from the building. i don't know what those things are made of but i could hardly see much damage on the rear of the bus

― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

LNS is myspace for girls with strong jawlines and boys with loafers.

beitrop

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

buildings are usually made out of bricks or wood or metal, i think?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

was there a guy with a bullhorn or some other kind of public address gear repeating THE CIRCULATOR HAS BEEN EXTRACTED to everyone

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

THE CIRCULATOR WILL CIRCULATE ONCE MORE

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

man i remember one time i missed the circulator, so i got on the next one (5 minutes later) and proceeded to get off like mmmmmmmmmmmmaybe 8 blocks later and decided to walk to gtown from downtown because i had been on it for like a half hour at this point! in the meanwhile of walking, i not only caught up with the circulator i missed, but the two BEFORE that one as well.

circulator, you sir can go to hell.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_01/TravelingCatNTI_468x376.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, Americans, explain this to me: Why has Fox news hired a cocktail lounge pianist to play over its news bulletins?

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

dude that cat

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

And the string section from an elevator it seems?

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

that cat rules!

xpost - not the building, the bus! i'm pretty sure it took a chunk out of the brick wall and the bus was fine

i heard driver was actually over at the holiday inn having lunch or something and.. uh.. you might want to check those brakes. yeah

― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

if the circulator was filled with cats i'd ride it daily

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

love that cat

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

btw, my friend noelle called another friend of hers "cats" yesterday.

like, "oh sarah, yeah, she's a little cats."

i guess it means that she's retreating into early spinster-hood and spends way too much time at home with her cats.

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

also lol at skechers

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

the temp keeps filling out a time sheet with creative accounting, putting hours the temp "worked" two weeks ago and i can't remember if the temp worked those hours or not so i told temp last week, do not do this anymore, fill out your timesheet correctly, don't forget or let it slip your mind, and temp did it AGAIN, so i did not sign it, screw you temp.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

how do you know she is being creative if you cannot remember?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't but why should i sign a time sheet for this week with "hours" worked from three weeks ago?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

what the fuck is that? how do you do that?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

he fills it in by hand, it's an old fashioned "fill out the time sheet with a pen" kind of deal.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

no but why is there a slot for hours worked on dates three weeks ago

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

that is what i am not understanding about this

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

in my world timecards only have room for actual hours worked on the given dates for the pay period, you can't put shit from other dates in there just arbitrarily unless you're REALLY dicking around

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, how do you know they're filling in old hours? SRSLY, DUDE, START MAKING SENSE

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, that is what he is doing. like this week he worked eight hours of real time, but then he "added" onto today's time four hours from two weeks ago that he "forgot to fill out a time sheet for."

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

so i told him to talk to the big cheese about this, i wasn't going to mess around with it anymore.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

wow what a stupid fuckwit

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah for a second i thought i was being superdick, but then i realized he was being the dick. also, he is looking for more hours to work, and it's like dude, your stupid timecard bullshit is not helping your case.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok now i get this.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

that is like in "I have never had a job before ever" territory

like that one guy we hired once who showed up on his first day and his two weeks at his other job wasn't even up yet, so he was just planning on double dipping during the transition. I'm like UHHH and had my PM take him off the payroll immediately

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not that hard to fill out a timecard

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah sorry i wasn't explaining it very well, i apologize! it's very confusing and i want to talk to my boss about it, but she is in a meeting.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

did you just say your boss was TOO BUSY SUCKIN ON A DING DONG?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

she just got back from Carolina

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

LIKE A HEIFER TO THE SLAUGHTER

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously Ed what are you doing watching Fox News

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

It is between Al'Jazeera and EuroNews and I am procrastinating about cleaning my flat.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

mickey is the most masochistic motherfucker alive

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not really sure why he's interjecting himself into a goofy conversation between laurel, sarah and i to be a dick but whatever?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

now that we're all friends with morbius we need a new person to get all pissed off over us all being buddies.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

because he's like, "hate me, ILX, please hate me! more, more!" it's kind of gross.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate that guy, and I even eventually went all softy on LJ.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

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