What do you look like in your underwear?

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Posting pictures of your wife, surely?

See, that's so far beyond that pale that it's in the "unthinkable" column. Like, even joking about that could get me in trouble.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I always picture Dan's wife being Vladimir Putin.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, better than Viktor Yushchenko.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

OH NOES

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

looking like, that is.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

In February?

That's part of the fun!

(they had better turn the heat up though)

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

(if you know what I mean)

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't Fear The Shrinkage

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Julia! Nice!

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Julia, that is a very Manet-like portrait. Masterpiece-esque.

Je4nne Ć’ury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Come on baby (don't fear the shrinkage)
Baby take my hand (don't fear the shrinkage)
We'll be able to do it (don't fear the shrinkage)
Baby I'm your man

La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

thanks! it's kind of silly-trying-to-be-sexy, but i suppose posed pics can look like that.

xp haha

JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

it's kind of silly-trying-to-be-sexy

You are mistaken. It's just plain sexy.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

yay, wow, thanks. i have my ego boost for the day.

JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

May I second what Kenan said, hottt!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

You look gorgeous, Julia!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Can we all just pause for a minute and thank TOM EWING for making this all possible?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

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Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Thank you, Tom Ewing!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

what does tom ewing look like in his underwear?

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm sorry

http://www.base58.com/pics/myphotos/misc/me/stevem_0501_pants1.jpg

for everything

Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:16 (nineteen years ago) link

awesome.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Nice lighting.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago) link

not too much?

Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

a classic

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i can almost not wait for this thread to be revived in a year

mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Foxy, roxy! Why the office chairs poster on the door? Are you some kind of office furniture fetishist?

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll never tell.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

That's right. Cultivate an air of mystery. Is that a cat trying to get out the door?

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Yep!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that a cat trying to get out the door?

Is that a euphemism?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

That's actually a Superchunk poster.
xpost, that was Tuomas' pic

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd hit it

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

IT IS SUPERCHUNK and now i love roxy that much more

mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

ken c, plz post examples of what you would not hit, if there are any.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago) link

At first, I thought he meant the cat.

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I do not think Ken would hit this:

http://home.planet.nl/~wieri327/beelden/geddes.jpg

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

i meant tuomas's pic actually.

but anyways

http://giganticmag.com/images/glass2.jpg

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

ah well the link broke.

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, i thought better of that one.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

but yeah i wouldn't hit that

ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I now understand that there is such a thing as internet peer-group pressure horror: last night I was lying in bed thinking of how I would dress and pose for an ILX underwear shot. Then I went online and started pricing some of the props I needed and the whole thing fell apart.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I think lots of us must have had this thought. Two days ago, I stood in front of my bathroom mirror with my shirt off, desperately sucking in my tummy to see if I might possibly look acceptable in an underwear photo.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Props? What props? You could at least tell us what you had in mind.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

It was kind of a period-piece, Kenan. But by the time you budget for set dressers and spend all day casting extras, I think maybe the interiority and depth of the underwear themselves gets a little overshadowed. So now I'm thinking in more of a Dogme kind of direction.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, jaymc, I had the same thought, and I also started wondering if the bra I had on was false advertising.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

nabisco was pricing out this:

http://www.rideau-info.com/canal/images/winter/winterlude-356-5609b.jpg

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

A bit pricey for something that's only going to turn into a pumpkin.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, you guys are pussies. We've got a calendar to put together! You can't just stand by and let everyone else do all the work.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link


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