Unintentionally intentional
― Ham Lushbaugh (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
Wed Nov 28 2001Player shocked by penis probe
MADRID (Reuters) - Sevilla's Francisco Gallardo says is totally surprised that the Spanish Football Federation has opened an investigation into his bizarre goal celebration during his team's 4-0 win over Valladolid at the weekend.
Gallardo was caught on camera bending down and biting team mate Jose Antonio Reyes' genitals in celebration of the striker's fine individual goal early in the second half of the match.
"I don't think what I did was very noteworthy," Gallardo was quoted as saying by the Spanish press on Wednesday.
"I am sure I didn't offend anyone, and anyway people at the ground were not even aware of the gesture. It was only when it was given coverage on the television and in the press that people realise what had happened.
"Anyway I had completely forgotten about the celebration by the time the game had ended and it would be a shame if I was punished for such a minor matter."
The player could face a fine or suspension for his actions, which may deemed to be an infringement of what is described in the federation's rulebook as "sporting dignity and decorum".
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 10:48 (eleven years ago) link
I'm pretty squeamish, but would prefer this to a soaking with a drumful of Gatorade.
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link
"I Accidentally Bit Your Penis"
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XUEmDl.jpg
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link
Wow. He really got right up there, didn't he?
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 12:19 (eleven years ago) link
The Turks will tell you, its an underused grip.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/N2ovT.jpg
― barthes simpson, Monday, 8 October 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
More like intentionally parental, lolsy though.
― Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
intentionally cuet
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
OMG!
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://media.zenfs.com/en_US/Sports/AP_MLB/201210110101036828719-p2.jpg
― Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Friday, 12 October 2012 03:36 (eleven years ago) link
Athletics
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/10/13/1350089524149/Gylfi-Sigurdsson-celebrat-003.jpg
― I am the one and (onimo), Saturday, 13 October 2012 10:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbbx15eoT91qay78vo1_400.jpg
― formerly EDB (ed.b), Saturday, 27 October 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
^^^amazing/in true spirit of this thread
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 28 October 2012 05:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bz8e8l.jpg
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.brearley.com/shop/images/products_large/CF5.jpg
― Gods Leee You Black Emperor (Leee), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://p.twimg.com/AzV-mCdCYAAlRBv.jpg
― the tune was space, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
I've seen too many movies that begin exactly this way.
― Room 227 (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b636/DrDrewDaniel/waterpolocelebration.jpg
― the tune was space, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
I've seen too many movies that end exactly this way.
― Room 227 (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/ipt/nfl_giants_wrs_lead_120412.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
This is the sensitive month.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
not homoerotic, but Carmelo with a limp wrist deserves some mention:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Eisbaer29/335815_10151581061649616_1374812866_o1.jpg
― get it on smang a gong (Eisbaer), Monday, 10 December 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, BEHAVE, Tad.
― I was in this prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Monday, 10 December 2012 04:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/43dd2a8d59884d997bc08750115c697d/tumblr_mezeb97Fio1qay78vo1_400.jpg
― formerly EDB (ed.b), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 03:03 (eleven years ago) link
http://static2.volkskrant.nl/static/photo/2013/1/7/9/20130118074215/media_xl_1489734.jpg
― willem, Friday, 18 January 2013 08:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/720524820.gif?key=500318&Expires=1358738982&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=ci03MNnioatpYl4J26rcyOcGKb3QVKpbga2y-QkcogmRvqBS8sANsWpE-h6kd77PF1ChasL1S~~y-yULQsXG8gB1zgWlzBLtAT9imebLs5i6VQ2A5PBuyH0nLC3H1FpNQXCBr7ZYy0Ubm1QKzd~RF~5vZmWmz~B4mkKoFjR-0p0_
― mookieproof, Monday, 21 January 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
No image showing up for me
― Je55e, Monday, 21 January 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bisciotti.gif
― mookieproof, Monday, 21 January 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 January 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
Hahaha awwww so sweet.
― carl agatha, Monday, 21 January 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
"Shhhh Rayray, shhhh it's alright, it's alright..."
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 January 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/748778238.png
― Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Saturday, 23 March 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/mThwp77Wd34cgLEuEwhM0A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Y2g9MzYwO2NyPTE7Y3c9NjQwO2R4PTA7ZHk9MDtmaT11bGNyb3A7aD0zNTU7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_GB/Sports/Eurosport/993089-16155978-640-360.jpg
― ailsa, Friday, 19 April 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/BNd0cZn.jpg
― Je55e, Saturday, 8 June 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link
Again, "unintentional."
― Ou sont les Sonneywolferines d'antan? (Leee), Saturday, 8 June 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link
I thought twice but I don't really understand baseball so.
― Je55e, Saturday, 8 June 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
http://worldredeye.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/11-DSC_9824.jpg
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 21 June 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
idgi
― Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link
two guys making eyes contact while touching each other, wow gay
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link
I mean, don't get me wrong, I ship the hell outta that.
― Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link
looks like LeBro was staring at his lips to me
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link
Lebron might be wearing the ugliest shirt ever.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link
not shown but he is wearing leather shorts as well
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 21 June 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/b54bed2f2d047e970633e5667c8d064d/tumblr_mm9pd40pSt1rnzdieo1_400.gif
― 乒乓, Thursday, 25 July 2013 08:57 (ten years ago) link
http://e0.365dm.com/13/08/768x432/Leighton-Baines-Marouane-Fellaini_2984023.jpg
― RAWK Mobster (onimo), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2013/10/23/1382556996884/Manchester-United-celebra-008.jpg
― caek, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link
http://cbsminnesota.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/186730053.jpg?w=625&h=352&crop=1
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link