LILEKs has a gallery of thesehttp://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/homecuring/5.jpg
― ‽ Interrobang You're Dead ‽ (Sanpaku), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
I nominate VG's last pic as the new rickroll
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
FFM that shrimp thing is terrifying -- like there's valves in there? yeeeek
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://images.nitrosell.com/product_images/6/1339/pickled-herring-cream-onions.jpg
some of these are disgusting foods my parents ate, and still eat, and that i sometimes eat too :'(
― Mordy, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
smiling dolphin is killing me.
I keep going back to it
KIDS WILL LOVE "SEVERED PENIS MONSTER SERVED IN ITS OWN BLOOD"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
Bless my mom's heart.
She always boiled zucchini.
I think I only started liking it maybe...seven years ago when I had some grilled zucchini for the first time.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link
"loosening the bung" ruined my day ;_;
can a smiling dolphin bring it back?
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Fish_Head.jpg
this i never ate. my mom likes to stuff the head w/ gefilte fish
― Mordy, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:08 (eleven years ago) link
yikes
http://merkosoncampus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/schmaltz.jpg
chicken schmaltz -mmmm heart attacks
"dolphin" looks like happy chestburster xp
― you got mayo in my paleo (Hunt3r), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
SCOTCH EGGS ARE AMAZING
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, September 24, 2012 6:57 PM (10 minutes ago)
^^^ homemade are great, store bought are mostly disgusting
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
enjoy delicious refreshing racism!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/superminx/3047090157/in/pool-789063@N20/
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
Boiled zucchini, Ned.. I am *so sorry.* That sounds like the best possible way to ruin zucchini!
severed penis monster ;_; tears of terrified joy at my desk right now
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://kosherkitchenshop.com/images//products/sm1kg.jpg
doesn't look disgusting but tastes like cardboard
― Mordy, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
What racism? xxxp
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
Was it ever.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
making food smile seems to be the surefire way to make an already questionable dish unspeakably hilarious
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
these veal rollups are cracking me up right now
it seriously looks like drooling mouths
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mandingojones/2912959405/in/pool-789063@N20/
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
I may have just answered my own question when I got to the Mandarinade.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
i think i've run out but if i come up w/ anymore... oh wait, one more:
http://food-fun.wisconsinfood.com/.a/6a00e54f0ac1a68834010536c93a8b970c-320wi
― Mordy, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
my parents did not to the best of my knowledge eat these but there's no way they don't belong on this thread
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i43/DrPFunkenstein/Mr_Brains_Pork_Faggots.jpg
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
Mini Kievs - each one was slightly smaller than a ping pong ball, the chicken was like rubber, and in the oven the cheese filling used to squirt out of the syringe hole they were filled from, leaving a burnt cheesy mess everywhere.http://www.bernardmatthewsfarms.com/includes/images/page_fa_mini_kievs.jpg
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
xp they couldn't have stuck a sausage in there to complete the amazing trolljob?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
wash down your pork faggots with a refreshing smiling dolphin
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
Would totally eat those mini-chicken Kievs.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
Findus Crispy Pancakes - neither crispy nor particularly pancake like, they came in flavours like minced beef, cheese, and chicken curry.http://cached.imagescaler.hbpl.co.uk/resize/scaleToFit/427/285/?sURL=http://offlinehbpl.hbpl.co.uk/news/OKM/9AA1E2F1-CE75-EADE-6B9C1A7E9C64ECB7.jpg
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
Bacon veneer loaf! I want this finish on my kitchen cabinets
http://www.flickr.com/photos/glenhsparky/2930541485/in/pool-789063@N20/
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
re: Brain's Faggotshttp://www.vh1.com/celebrity/2008-06-26/this-is-the-faggot-family/
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
the stealth lol on the Mr. Brain's package is the "classic PORK recipe" tag
― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
Crispy Pancakes are obviously pretty horrible but i used to love them when i was a kid
― Number None, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
snoball that whole thing has to be a joke, omg
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
Shakespearean stealth LOL: 'West Country Sauce'
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
"Doodys extol the virtues of faggots" I mean COME ON
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
from snoball's linked article:
"The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year.""
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
loool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
You guys, James Lileks made like half a career out of this. Is that who you want to be like? James Lileks? Do you?
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
(xps) I used to eat Crispy Pancakes all the time as a kid as well. Also I ate loads of Campbell's Meatballs, particularly the ones that came in a tomato sauce with pasta. Actually I ate so many tins that I was able to send off for a limited edition Campbell's Meatballs digital watch, which kind of looked like a small snowglobe strapped on my wrist, with a little Campbell's Meatballs branded space rocket floating around inside, with the digital watch embedded in the base. So like I said, I ate a lot of them, at least until one day when I read the ingredients - which included as the first ingredient 'beef hearts'.Actually it reminds me of a recipe that a relative proudly claimed that they invented:
snoball's relative's horrible Campbell's Meatballs casserole disaster
serves: as many people you can trick and/or blackmail into eating it
Take a casserole dish, fill with a tin of Campbell's Meatballs and a large tin of baked beans. Top with instant mashed potato. Cover the potato with a bag of crushed up cheese & onion crisps. Cover the crisps with grated cheddar cheese. Place in oven to cook.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
It's all too real. From that respected news organ, the BBC...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2698507.stm
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
I've found that as I get older peas in anything is a guaranteed emetic.
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
Mushy peas. Now there's a truly disgusting substance
― Number None, Monday, 24 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
guys this is the worst thing in aspic I've ever seen
warning
you will vomit
http://www.flickr.com/photos/susymac/2706444264/in/pool-789063@N20/
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
holy wow
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link
I eat faggots a lot, but they play up my gout a bit. I've never eaten Mr Brain's though because I only buy them from farm shops. They went bust a couple of years ago, I think?
― passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link
Things mentioned/pictured in this thread which are in fact delicious and great:
1. Tongue2. Pickled herring (both cream sauce and wine sauce)3. Scotch egg
Mordy is right on about shmurah matzah but my parents were too secular to buy that stuff.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
Imagine how this shit SMELLS.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/26390176@N02/2479135952/in/pool-789063@N20/
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
I could probably eat scotch egg now
and mum used to make it with pork sausage which in retrospect would be super tasty
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
rings of vegetables
I don't understand how you cut it up without having it collapse all over the table
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
was it pp who told the story about a wedding reception that had a ranch dressing fountain
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
oh it was here
PEOPLE WHO DIP PIZZA IN RANCH SAUCE =
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
It's more acceptable that ketchup, that's for sure.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Monday, 28 May 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link
VINCENT: You know what they put on avocados in Holland instead of mayonnaise?
JULES: What?
VINCENT: Ketchup.
JULES: Goddamn!
VINCENT: I seen 'em do it man, they drown 'em in it.
JULES: Uuccch!
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Monday, 28 May 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link
Peanut butter and ketchup on Ritz crackers or on toast. It's really good actually.
― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 04:13 (six years ago) link
ketchup squirted directly onto hot spaghetti, with cheddar cheese also directly grated onto it
actually ridiculously delicious
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 10:58 (six years ago) link
chop some bacon and bell pepper in there too and that's about as gourmet as we got
Sounds like spaghetti at Hong Kong-style diners.
― suzy, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 11:08 (six years ago) link
It’s not like tomatoes and avocados are unknown to each other (avocado and ketchup still sounds awful, of course)
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 11:57 (six years ago) link
http://nordicfoodlab.org/blog/2013/10/bog-butter-a-gastronomic-perspective
https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5006630dc4aa3dba7737ef40/t/526fd05de4b0cc4d8c57c650/1383059639222/IMG_1885.JPG
― mark s, Monday, 10 December 2018 15:03 (five years ago) link
Why did someone stab that poor jacket to death
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 December 2018 15:08 (five years ago) link
mark, be honest: are you posting this five-year-old article because you're researching ancient foodstuffs you might be able to enjoy after being denied the opportunity to get a sip of the sarcophagus juice a while back
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 December 2018 15:17 (five years ago) link
5 yr old article, 10 yr old bog butter, 10,000 yr old sarcophagous juice, i'm a slow foodie now
― mark s, Monday, 10 December 2018 15:30 (five years ago) link
bury me with my dairy products as a gift to future generations
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 December 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link
king tut's headcheese
― mark s, Monday, 10 December 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link
ramesses ii labels the lactose intolerant 'pussies' and 'snowflakes' in shock new translation of hieroglyphics at his final resting place
― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 December 2018 15:47 (five years ago) link
Disgusting 90's cakes that I probably ate at some point
https://framapic.org/32rm7VVjdiAm/WQwGJJuw9zcu.png
https://framapic.org/kNCZApDLawMQ/UjH33bW5wrYi.png
― Dinsdale, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 08:57 (four years ago) link
Nowt wrong with those. What are they?
― kinder, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 09:29 (four years ago) link
I want that black chocolate one.
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 09:51 (four years ago) link
nothing wrong? ugh, too much cream, to begin with
1st is Pineapple cheesecake2nd one looks like Forêt Noire but with strawberry3rd I don't know
― Dinsdale, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 09:56 (four years ago) link
there must be hundreds of recipes like these in my family's drawers
― Dinsdale, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 10:02 (four years ago) link
Use a fork, the cream on the cheesecake is there to accompany slivers of the half-inch thick crust.The amount of cream on the chocolate cake is more alarming, but only 1/5 as alarming as the insta-diabetic quantity of frosting there
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 10:42 (four years ago) link
http://file.vintageadbrowser.com/l-u07p8v22z6j22i.jpg
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:14 (four years ago) link
good morning!
https://cdn.wazimo.com/engine/static/articles/34-strange-advertisements-from-the-1970s-trd2/images/22e6c86e35c62c4b4a8b49eb7b4bb2e2.jpg
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 11:15 (four years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/c8/5f/0a/c85f0ab0ff85d0b92d236ced02163c64--my-favorite-things-funny-stuff.jpg
― kinder, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link
according to this cookbook I have from my wife's grandmother, there are only three main food groups: loaves, rings and molds
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 July 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link
xxp add something that contains eggs to some eggs!
― just another country (snoball), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link
does this belong here? I think this belongs here.
Finger Food! Everything tastes better with a "touch" of cheese! pic.twitter.com/PDjkPvDALu— Chefclub Network (@ChefclubNetwork) October 26, 2020
― peace, man, Monday, 26 October 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link