Mayo on a poultry sandwich is good.
Mayo-based "salads" are horrifying unless they are tuna salad or the salad has a shit-ton of curry powder in it
Mayo-based potato salad is like eating Rainbow Brite's stale vomit
Mayo on a hamburger is like eating a cow sneeze
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
I don't eat meat anymore but mayo on a bacon cheeseburger is delicious.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
So is potato salad (as long as there's not too much mayo). You're crazy.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
fresh turkey sam wit mayonnaise is ace++++ / turkey club
― surm, Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
I would have to respectfully disagree, that sounds about as appetizing a 2 girls 1 cup burger
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
Xp to ENBB
3 parts mayo to one yellow burger mustard and one ketchup, plus paprika, cayenne, and crushed garlic, plus finely diced gherkins, is the burger relish of the gods.
Mayo with hot smoked paprika, sea salt, crushed garlic, sundried tomato paste, and Spanish sherry vinegar is an amazing, quick, cheat bravas for some potatas.
Hot chips dipped in mayo is amazing.
A big blob of mayo on the side of a bowl of chilli is amazing.
Bacon sandwich with rocket and mayo is amazing.
Aioli is always amazing.
Hated mayo as a kid but love I now. Have to whip it to a smooth consistency, though.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
Why the fuck would you put mayo in chili
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
― barthes simpson, Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
sour cream is for chili guys
― surm, Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
I made some homemade mayo recently but it turned out too lemony to be a versatile sandwich condiment. Made a batch of tuna salad with it though and it was perfect, no surprise there.
xp gotta say, mayo in chili sounds horrifying.
― The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
You don't put it IN chilli, you have it on the side, as a condiment, because its fucking lush, dude. That creaminess, with the spiciness of a chilli, om nom nom. First did it cos we'd run out of sour cream. Never gone back.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
"You know what is really great, is a bowl of chicken noodle soup with a dollop of mayo floating in the middle"
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
mayo in chili is gross
I made some homemade mayo recently but it turned out too lemony to be a versatile sandwich condim
^^ u made aioli w/ egg
― the late great, Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
i had chicken soup with avocado in it last night
hey chick-fil-a you should put avocado on that sandwich
― the late great, Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
I don't hate mayo, but I can't think of too many situations where I'd prefer it to mustard.
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
"Nothing is more satisfying than shaved ice over mayo, so refreshing"
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
Mayo with chilli is totally no like mayo in chicken noodle soup, dude. Have you ever tried it?
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
Once again, Americans are weird.
"Want to really elevate your strawberry shortcake? Replace the whipped cream with mayo; SO DECADENT"
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
Lets cover this bacon with maple syrup and put it on a pancake but FUCK NO NOT CHILLI WITH MAYO.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
You don't put it IN chilli, you have it on the side, as a condiment,
How does this work, do you get a spoonful of chili and dunk it in the ramekin of mayo on the side so it coats the back of your spooon or what
― The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
itt the dude who puts mayo on his chili calls other ppl weird
How do you have guacamole with chilli?
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
Am literally astonished that you're astonished by this.
Nothing wrong with both -- and if you're making a roast beef sandwich, add horseradish for the trifecta.
― The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
Sour cream is what goes in chili and that's not too far off from mayo. It's weird because I've never seen anyone do it but I'd give it a shot.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
now let's not kid ourselves that the chili in question was actually chili either, who knows what's going on
― j., Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
i was about to say--no need to choose between mustard and mayo in many condiment situations
― horseshoe, Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
You mean Pommes Frites sauce?
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Its pretty good on french fries.
― ‽ Interrobang You're Dead ‽ (Sanpaku), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
turkey sandwich, for example
xp
I have never heard of mayo on chili until this thread.
― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
If you get chilli in a pub in the uk you'll pretty much never see sour cream, but you'll get mayo. All the time.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
I seriously want to know the mechanics of chili + mayo on the side as a condiment. Do you spoon up a wee dab of mayo and then go chili-diving?
― The Jesus and Mary Lizard (WmC), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
Haha for a second I thought horseshoe was suggesting the "chili" was actually a turkey sandwich
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
WmC, yeah, pretty much. Get some chilli on your fork, get a touch of mayo, delicious.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
wait you eat chili with a fork
― cherry (soda), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
sounds gross to me too
i do like mayo with fries
― the late great, Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
how about some mayo on your spaghetti mmmmmm
I'd also add that mayonnaise, which is essentially an oil emulsion using egg lecithin as the emulsifier, is one food in which the best vegan equivalent is almost indistinguishable. Pass right by the Spectrum Naturals and Nasoya - Follow Your Heart's Vegenaise is the best.
― ‽ Interrobang You're Dead ‽ (Sanpaku), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
banana dipped in mayo
― cherry (soda), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
How the fuck else do you eat chilli? Trough it from a nosebag like a horse?
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
FYI the only reference I can find to putting mayo on chili is a Chowhound thread where someone says "I can't help putting mayonnaise on chili in spite of myself"; everything else is a recipe or reference to mayo with chili powder in it
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
i eat my chili with a spoon? although a feedbag doesn't sounds bad.
― cherry (soda), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
i can't imagine that mayo is better than sour cream with chili but i guess i'd try it?
― horseshoe, Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
http://assets.outdoorgearlab.com/photos/8/53/206795_10339_S.jpg
― the late great, Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
Mayo is like a more indulgent alternative to sour cream wit chilli.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
do you squeeze the mayo on through a bag
― the late great, Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
New High-Viscosity Mayonnaise To Aid In American Swallowing
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Selma, AL, eater Barb Hodges swallows a chicken drumstick with the aid of Hellmann's QX-1.
― the late great, Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-36LeH1cMl1o/Tu5tPBAQe2I/AAAAAAAAFOM/TQqZfkqkNa4/s1600/kewpie3.jpg
― cherry (soda), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
That’s what my new thing does, it steams a cold egg for 10 minutes to hard-boiled perfection
― calstars, Sunday, 31 December 2023 23:35 (five months ago) link
Is it the oil or raw egg yolk that drives the mayo haters mad? We don't know for sure, but every lame-o loves to dip their shit kebab in the local toum and tell other garlic fans how advanced they are in garlic pursuits.
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 1 January 2024 03:34 (five months ago) link
I'm fine with mayo, but based on the many comments made by people repulsed by it I'd say it is neither oil nor egg yolk that bothers the majority of them, but the combination of unctuous mouth feel and gloppy white appearance that triggers their revulsion. Taste doesn't seem to enter it nearly as much as those two factors. Now they can speak for themselves in their usual eloquent fashion.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 1 January 2024 04:14 (five months ago) link
the warm eggy smell & schlorpy sound & gelatinous quiver turn some people off i guess
lol at the proud garlic gourmands, keep yr heads up you kings of stankbreath! no, higher, please, up out the sunroof if you wouldn't mind
― Aileen Invader (cat), Monday, 1 January 2024 05:18 (five months ago) link
it also tastes like shit
― brimstead, Monday, 1 January 2024 16:19 (five months ago) link
off-white gelatinous quiver is what disgusts me i wish i could get over it but i haven't been able to so far
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 16:18 (five months ago) link
Paprika and salt
― calstars, Sunday, December 31, 2023 1:03 PM
Rejected Jimmy Buffet lyric.
― nickn, Tuesday, 2 January 2024 17:39 (five months ago) link
Nibblin on croquettesWatchin' the sunsetAll of those egg yolks covered in oil
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 19:14 (five months ago) link
Do people who dislike the texture of mayo also dislike pudding? As someone who's pro- both of those things, their textures aren't worlds apart (although the oiliness of mayo is obviously distinct).
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 19:34 (five months ago) link
Plus, you don't eat mayo like you eat pudding*, so I don't see the problem with texture.
* If you do, that's probably why you don't like mayo.
― nickn, Tuesday, 2 January 2024 19:39 (five months ago) link
can we get some Waldorf salad up in here?
― calstars, Tuesday, 2 January 2024 19:41 (five months ago) link
Some days mayo is the only thing I want in my mouth
― stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 19:42 (five months ago) link
It’s the condiment that loves you back
― calstars, Tuesday, 2 January 2024 19:43 (five months ago) link
Re jiggliness — when I was in college I remember seeing fellow students eat bowls of flavored yogurt (not Greek but like vats of berry-flavored regular yogurt) decanted into bowls and gobbled up with spoons. I had the same reaction as I do to mayo. It’s not logical or fair but it seems to come from some primordial disgust I have no control over.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 20:13 (five months ago) link
Also that was v long time ago and I got over my yogurt problem. I have no trouble w pudding but have yet to accept mayo on my food.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 20:23 (five months ago) link
has anyone made a "mayo pop"?
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 20:35 (five months ago) link