I am beginning to become scared that Romney/Ryan will win. Can smart people please post here and say reassuring things to convince me that he won't?

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Also, the bodyfat and physical feats bragging is is the utmost reinforcing how douchey the guy is; when you feel the need the start involving all the dudebro gym-douche bragging, the highest estimation you could ever possibly pray to reach is "disreputable schmuck".

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

Man, caterers are going to get shaken down at these events from now on.

canonical casual cordouroy (Eazy), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

Eh, gym bros ALWAYS estimate their BF way lower than it actually is. I don't think of that as a lie (though obviously douchey) - Ryan has probably always been told by his workout buddies/etc. that he's @ 6% brah. Athletes do it to - NFL players claiming 3% BF etc. (Dez Bryant did that), which is just absurdly unrealistic given the demands of their sport.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

Whereas Charlie Christ is among the 47%.

canonical casual cordouroy (Eazy), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

I mean Chris Christie. Easy joke.

canonical casual cordouroy (Eazy), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

Oh come on in the context of all of his other physical prowess nonsense I'm not giving dude the benefit of the doubt on any of this.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

did i get my memes messed up or did romney just say that americans are 47% body fat

backed by regular small people (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

plz plz an interviewer needs to pull some calipers and offer to measure ryans %

lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

wheel out a dunk tank, "hop in"!

backed by regular small people (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

"if he floats..."

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

lol

backed by regular small people (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

Whereas Charlie Christ is among the 47%.

I mean Chris Christie. Easy joke.

LOL, Crist is among the 10 percent. Easy mistake.

Ham Lushbaugh (Eric H.), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

Chris Christie is among the 47 % body fatters.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

Gym bro annoyance just seems like an additional douchebaggery he adds onto everything else.

I mean, I'm a fat drunk, I take this shit personally.

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

ryan is cut and shredded like a good slaw

hail dayton (brownie), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

http://wearethe47percent.tumblr.com/

carne asada, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

kinda feel bad for republicans on the romney campaign who have to defend him at this point, they sound like malfunctioning robots trying to stay on message

obama.. class warfare... dividing our country

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

It's that dalek like monomania at work.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

i took that are you smarter than john dickerson quiz this week and surprise i was

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 04:02 (eleven years ago) link

Asked what he thought of Romney's remarks, Ryan told the Nevada station: "He was obviously inarticulate in making this point." Ryan went on to say the point the Republicans are making is that, under the Obama economy, government dependency is up and economic stagnation is up.

Asked if he thought Romney regrets the remarks, Ryan says he thinks Romney would have said it differently, adding, "that's for sure."

Mordy, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

going rogue already

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

Politicians used to pull out "I was misquoted" whenever this sort of thing happened. Now, with actual video of them saying shit, they have to resort to, "I may have said X, but I meant to say Y, so when you think about it, it's like I never said X. So let's talk about Y."

Aimless, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

cellphones, guys

Mordy, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

In one of the forecasts, I ran the numbers based solely on polls that do include cellphones in their samples. The vast majority of these polls also use live interviewers, since federal law prohibits automated calls to cellphones under most circumstances. (Note, however, that one or two mostly automated polling firms, like SurveyUSA, use a separate sample based on live interviewers to reach cellphone-only voters; these were included in the model run.)

In this universe, Mr. Obama seems poised for victory. The model forecasts him for a 4.1 percentage points win in the national popular vote. That compares with 2.9 percentage points in the regular FiveThirtyEight forecast, which includes polls both with and without cellphones.

Mr. Obama’s advantage is also clearer in the swing states. The cellphone-inclusive polls give him an 80 percent chance to win Virginia, a 79 percent chance in Ohio, and a 68 percent chance to win Florida, all considerably higher than in the official FiveThirtyEight forecast.

Overall, this version of the model gives Mr. Obama an 83 percent chance of winning the Electoral College, a full 10 percentage points higher than the 73 percent chance that the official FiveThirtyEight forecast gave him as of Monday night. So the methodological differences are showing up in a big way this year.

Mordy, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

hopefully voter complacency will not ruin things for obama

maybe the lib vote will turn out to see how big of a landslide we can accomplish

the late great, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

i can totally see a lot of people checking out though like, oh yeah, romney has no chance, i'm not going to ask my boss for time off because he's fucked anyway

the late great, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

thing is that sort of thinking affects both sides

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

like '08 i feel like a ton of rightwingers are less excited by romney and more hating on obama. i don't think hate drives people to the voting booth, they need a candidate they love too. cf kerry vs bush in '04.

omar little, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

bush was the most hated motherfucker on the planet and the opposition was 2x as loud as it is to obama and he still won pretty easily.

omar little, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

kerry was kind of lame though, he had a similar sad sack sort of thing going on as mittins too

the late great, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

positive motivating factors outweigh negatives when it comes to voter turnout, this has been proven time and again

the opposition was 2x as loud as it is to obama

I dunno about this

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

kerry was kind of lame though, he had a similar sad sack sort of thing going on as mittins too

I believe the phrase you are looking for is "tired old satrap" (c)AlfredLordSotosyn

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i'm saying. i feel like mitt is an uncanny valley candidate, like from a distance in the abstract of the primaries people are thinking, "well he sure looks the part and sounds about right" but then in close-up he's not appealing.

omar little, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

basically anyone who nominates a candidate from massachusetts just pack yr bags it over

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

but... President Scott Brown!

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

But JFK well then again...

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

Autre temps, autre moeurs

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

Willard Romney is the Eighties Meryl Streep of the American presidency.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

Dingos ate his campaign.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

Veep selection: Sophie's Choice.

nickn, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link

he still won pretty easily.

― omar little, Wednesday, September 19, 2012 6:22 PM Bookmark

It's funny how these things have solidified because, and maybe I was just super hopeful, it seemed winnable at the time, even with Dems basically acknowledging they had a lame candidate, it still came down to an election-night nail-biter, right? It seemed possible, waking up on Election Day, that Bush would be a one-term president. The next day was probably the most bummed I ever got through the entirety of the Bush administration. But that itself might be a sort of distorted memory, I don't actually recall that day or how it went or whether I was on the schedule to work or anything really.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 20 September 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link

Lest we forget, Romney won the primaries because no matter how frantically the loony right grasped for an alternative, the alternative always turned out to be Michele Bachman or Herman Cain or Newt Gringrich or Rick Perry, all of whom would be mincemeat by now. The candidates with a heavier throw weight all sat this one out rather than face an incumbent.

Aimless, Thursday, 20 September 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's impossible to HAVE a "heavier throw weight" within the Rep. party now.

timellison, Thursday, 20 September 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

It's funny how these things have solidified because, and maybe I was just super hopeful, it seemed winnable at the time, even with Dems basically acknowledging they had a lame candidate, it still came down to an election-night nail-biter, right? It seemed possible, waking up on Election Day, that Bush would be a one-term president

oh I don't know. The polls the last few weeks showed Bush with a small but decided lead. Plus, he had (a) incumbency (b) I'M A WARTIME PRESIDENT on his side.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 September 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

A friend who was and remains a DNC hack said he knew the Dems lost the election after John Kerry's acceptance speech ("I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty!").

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 September 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

tim, are you forgetting gov christie?

Aimless, Thursday, 20 September 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's impossible to HAVE a "heavier throw weight" within the Rep. party now.

― timellison, Wednesday, September 19, 2012 8:08 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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could def not throw

xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe I'm a Dem hack, too, but I never thought Dukakis and Gore and Kerry were "lame candidates." Oh well.

timellison, Thursday, 20 September 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link


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