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I am glad I finished my taxes last night so I could stay at work until right now tonight. 1000 projects too many, clients asking "where is this drawings???" and me telling "I can't turn my overloaded schedule into a heart, but here is PDFs for u"

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i also have a performance eval overdue but had to take another day and count to 10 several times so as to not turn in the version that's super, super bitchy. my life is a mess right now is what i'm sayin

― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ad;lkfjasdl;fkjasdl;vknmald;skfn turbtotax said it was "busy" when i tried to submit my taxes last night and now they're LATE

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link

and it's raining

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link

god dammit they un-muted the news again

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

anybody want to hear about how easy it is for a crazy immigrant to buy guns? cause I'm a fuckin expert

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

why couldn't he have just shot up a Scientology center instead

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:04 (Yesterday)

or wherever the hell ghost rider lives

-- modestmickey, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 9:48 PM (Yesterday)

oh mickey, you're so fine

-- Mr. Que, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 9:51 PM (Yesterday)

why would someone want to shoot up The Raven?

-- I DIED, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 9:56 PM (Yesterday)

lolololololol i <3 you all

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"We're able to rebalance and reallocate traffic in real-time based a measure of latency done in the hardware," said Woven CEO Harry Quackenboss, an interview.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I read that article and totally missed the awesome CEO name.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"A Measure Of Latency Done In The Hardware" should be the title of our collaborative Bazouki Bass album, Ed

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

8080

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

A cover of Winchester Cathedral will be our breakout single

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Only is the Followup can be Huntin' Tigers out in Indiah

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY DID I CLICK ON THE CARLOS MENCIA THREAD, WHY DID I DO THAT

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not going to make that mistake, I've been holdling on by my quite short fingernails this last week anyway.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

why would anyone do anything that has the words "carlos mencia" on it?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I DON'T KNOW

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY ARE THERE CROWS?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Or possibly Mr Apollo.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

<i>turbtotax said it was "busy" when i tried to submit my taxes last night and now they're LATE</I>

yeah me too!! i figured at about 5 to midnight, fuck it i'll just send them in, i think it's all correct and the software was hosed

― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck a bbcode!! can we not go back to HTML

― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i just sent mine a little while ago

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/198/464094476_60a6b16131_o.png

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

was that from yesterday?

Why do I keep going back to the gun control thread?

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Flagellants.png

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

can we get the wankette to get that tattooed after he gets hogarth done?

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

why don't YOU get one of these tattoos?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't really do adornments, although I don't know why. Beer st would be pretty blood diamonds

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god speaking of tattoos, last saturday night I was at a party with my friend, somehow mentioned I want a raygun tattoo, and was subjected to my friend running up to some guy she knew (who I had never met) screaming "SHOW JESSIE YOUR RAYGUN!!!!"

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I, uh, just remembered that.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

And did he?

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.vitel.com.au/smartarts/images/reagan.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, it was awkward.

beartrap.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

eeewww guys i'm being "hunted" by ppl on lns

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ok fuck flag bars i'm gettin reagan above my armpit

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

do you get jaw implants if they get you?

beitrops

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

uh i haven't logged in to lns in months but don't you actually have to 'hunt' yourself in order to know that you're being 'hunted'?

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, jaw implants are part of the deal? i'm going to smith point to find these ppl tonight then.

xpost no it just won't tell you WHO is hunting you if you aren't hunting anyone.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nba.com/chat_and_mailboxes/flea.html

lol flea is rosie

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa flea's blog wtf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys and yr websites

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Flea's spelling is an order of magnitude better than Rosie's, tho.

xoxoxo,
Cap'n Save-A-Chili-Pepper

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

o these bitches are stealin shit out of my flickr acct now, it is ON

i don't have a plan per se for the on-ness so i'm gonna go back to examining clocky

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS WTF http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/8f22/

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

who's stealing what??? dates with elves???

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

omg an alarm clock that might actually work on TOMBOT!

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, like you're the world champion of getting out of bed.

― Ed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

now now ladies

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

dude! the circulator hit the building across the street!

it's NOT time for the circulator

― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.wusa9.com/assetpool/images/074181289_bus.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

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