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Dodgeball is AWESOME.

In "Starsky and Hutch", Will Farrel is the creepy convict they interview who wants them to pet his dragon tattoo before giving up critical info!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Patches is great, that's true. also, Jason Bateman is genius in that movie. marry me, Jason Bateman!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

beartraps

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

THE OCHO

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

THE LANCE ARMSTRONG CAMEO

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Gary Cole: "This is shocking"

Jason Bateman: "I feel shocked!"

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Those two are genius.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

also I like the reveal where Christine Taylor has a million unicorn figurines in her house.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I just really hate Ben Stiller in that movie, especially Ben Stiller in the fat suit. so mean.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

It's like TS: Fred Willard in "Best of Show" vs Jason Bateman in "Dodgeball" and I'm all ";_; want to pick both ;_;"

SNAP: Ben Stiller was so ridiculous in that movie!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

"wait, there's a guy on our team that dresses like a pirate?"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT DUDE IS 8080

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0876138/

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.
Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

omg Jason Bateman why aren't you mine?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahaha I could watch that movie on endless repeat

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

the whole running gag about chicky being a lesbian is pretty hilarious too

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00OMCTmaHcJQrEM/Ratchet-Wrench-JD28000-.jpg

― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"peter, those...men? and that muff-diver in there, they really believe in you..."

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Also three cheers for the Mac Guy!

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

omg the wrench. "is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?!"

rip torn is 8080 throughout dodgeball, basically

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahaha hey guys drudge:

COLUMN: Foulmouthed 'Wonkette' Doesn't Fool Me...

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

rip torn is 8080 throughout all time

― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

brian otm

alex i am not going to go read drudge no matter what

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd rather read The Stile Report than Drudge and I never ever ever read the fucking Stile Report.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys are clearly on to this foul-mouthed "wonkette"

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

yay for foulmouthed wonkette!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, kudos for getting namechecked by the object of Mickey's hard-on but, you know, DJP don't play that shit.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

drudge is too campy and self-parodic for me to actually dislike him, but my view on the matter is probably skewed.

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

whoops i fell asleep

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha it is getting easier and easier to imagine you as an otter, rw.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU GUYS

The opera I'm doing now is going to incorporate butoh in one scene!

Here is an example of butoh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UuwLjlpR-c

WAU

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

In addition:

http://www.actioncat.com/platinum/images/quick-dogtyping.gif

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

whoah. is there sound with that video?

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes! It is essential.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh ok i will watch when i get home

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf, not gonna get to send the black & whites tonight, sorry. perhaps tomorrow, more probable tomorrow night.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

no worries!

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

buhhhhhhhh

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, i totally fucked up stuff on my taxes, and I don't know what to do! I tried to file an extension but the software won't let me do it!

― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck. what a pain. i can't find anything, all my papers are all over the place, i'm exhausted, i fucked up the return, i think i don't get any money back because of stupid freelance shit, and my boss told me at the end of the day we have a meeting with web client from hell tomorrow at 10

goddamn

― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

goddamn otm

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:21 (seventeen years ago) link

goddamn 8080 = blessedly short-lived poughkeepsie pop-punkers in the late 90s

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I DIED, I will gladly e-mail you any patches from that track or the whole set if you so desire

also the envelope editor in Live 5 does not have some of the features you described! time to fuckin upgrade already huh

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I am glad I finished my taxes last night so I could stay at work until right now tonight. 1000 projects too many, clients asking "where is this drawings???" and me telling "I can't turn my overloaded schedule into a heart, but here is PDFs for u"

― I DIED, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i also have a performance eval overdue but had to take another day and count to 10 several times so as to not turn in the version that's super, super bitchy. my life is a mess right now is what i'm sayin

― daria-g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ad;lkfjasdl;fkjasdl;vknmald;skfn turbtotax said it was "busy" when i tried to submit my taxes last night and now they're LATE

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link

and it's raining

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link

god dammit they un-muted the news again

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

anybody want to hear about how easy it is for a crazy immigrant to buy guns? cause I'm a fuckin expert

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

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