Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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Doctor Casino, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

but no

adam, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

shakey: not if you are going to be a whiny crank about it

flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

I liked the other two movies a lot fwiw

Shameful Dead Half Choogle (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

in that case: yes

flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno man this movie was pretty fuckin terrible

adam, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

*shrugs*

flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

I liked the other 2 quite a bit, I was intermittently bored by this one. It definitely feels more slapped together, and altogether fairly nonsensical, which I wasn't expecting. Hathaway is pretty good.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 05:51 (eleven years ago) link

That's about as much as an endorsement as I can give.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 05:52 (eleven years ago) link

i thought it was about as good as the other two.

frogbs, Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

Ha!

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 26 August 2012 06:25 (eleven years ago) link

Finally saw this. It was decent but very cheesy compared to the previous two. Caine was dreadfully unconvincing.

Hathaway's ass was like a young Marlon Brando.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Sunday, 26 August 2012 11:21 (eleven years ago) link

Are you trying to make this look like a plane crash? Do you really expect people to believe this plane's wings broke off and then it flew for about 100 more miles before crashing?

Lol, had not thought about this.

da croupier, Sunday, 26 August 2012 11:53 (eleven years ago) link

the phrase "10 times shorter" makes less sense than most of the plot holes they're pointing out

ska bands a make her dance (some dude), Sunday, 26 August 2012 12:23 (eleven years ago) link

still, lol:

(Mickey Mouse voice)

OF COURSH!

ska bands a make her dance (some dude), Sunday, 26 August 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link

So is it accurate to suggest that this movie just did not capture the zeitgeist at all? It feels like it exists, and made a lot of money, but didn't really enter the public consciousness the way the last did. Except, of course, related to the shooting, but I don't blame the shooting for this movie's failure as an "event."

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 August 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

How far would a plane continue to fly if its wings fell off mid flight? Like based on its altitude, groundspeed, flight path, etc.?

Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Sunday, 26 August 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

I'm just asking the aerospace engineers in the audience, btw.

Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Sunday, 26 August 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

Same way a man would devote his life to dressing up as a bat and fighting crime.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 26 August 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

i thought this was pretty awful in exactly the same ways 'inception' was, but worse because of what they made poor tom hardy wear.

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 26 August 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFdIxE9tqO0&feature=related

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 August 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BepyTSzueno

balls, Sunday, 26 August 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BepyTSzueno

balls, Sunday, 26 August 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

athaway's ass was like a young Marlon Brando.

sweaty and a Polack?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 August 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

simmering with barely controlled fury

Number None, Sunday, 26 August 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

So is it accurate to suggest that this movie just did not capture the zeitgeist at all? It feels like it exists, and made a lot of money, but didn't really enter the public consciousness the way the last did. Except, of course, related to the shooting, but I don't blame the shooting for this movie's failure as an "event."

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, August 26, 2012 10:15 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

that's kinda what happens with MOST sequels, ain't it -- makes a ton of money off name recognition, but rarely sticks in people's minds beyond a continuation of the adventures of the characters they already know from the previous movies

ska bands a make her dance (some dude), Sunday, 26 August 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

I liked this. More than the other two. Sue me.

Loo Reading (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 1 September 2012 08:23 (eleven years ago) link

*files lawsuit*

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 September 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

*demotes the Capitaine to corporal*

How's My Modding? Call 1-800-SBU-RSELF (WmC), Saturday, 1 September 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

Haah! Hey - I can't help that I've always found TDK a tedious slog for the most part. I was going in to watch TDKR last night with major apprehension and then that wonderful Bond-esque opening sequence happened. Then Anne Hathaway's Irma Vep-ish Catwoman. Followed by crazy adventures under Gotham (Nolan sure loves his subterranea), across the world (How did he make it back to Gotham?), a much faster pace due to some loopy, off the cuff editing and leads who for once seemed to be having fun with the ridiculousness of it all.

I'll be on KP Duty in the barracks.

Loo Reading (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

i def could see someone saying it's their favorite of the nolan's because it comes the closest to the '60s batman of the three

da croupier, Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks for the underhanded challops there.

Loo Reading (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

i can see someone saying it's their favourite because the first was massively flawed through having an awful villain and the second has that dreadful bombship dragging sequence and doesn't know what to do with twoface. all three have clunking flaws so it's really a take-your-pick

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

though personally even though serious batman is serious in TDK ledger makes it work for me and if you're going to talk about set-pieces i think TDK has plenty better than the opening of TDKR

da croupier, Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

Xp Also - how does it resemble the 60s Batman? Enlighten me.

Loo Reading (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

i don't really get the "twoface was bungled" take on TDK, which seems increasingly common, I thought Eckhart was great

da croupier, Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

1) batman is in it xp

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

eckhardt was fine, effects were terrible, story once he got disfigured was kind of ... mangled, i suppose? just trying to do too much, too soon.

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

CJV you praised Irma Vep-ish Catwoman, crazy adventures, loopy off the cuff editing and actors finally enjoying the ridiculousness. The movie also has batman running around with a bomb before throwing it into the ocean.

da croupier, Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

also fight scenes that are basically BOFF! POW! PUNCH!

da croupier, Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

if only the blackgate prisoners in the climax had numbers on their shirts

da croupier, Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

You're stretching. What fight scene isn't BOFF! BANG! POW!?! So I guess the same goes for the TDK? Joker's in it. And there's a bank robbery. Pretty 60s!

Loo Reading (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

2) he wears a mask and has a butler

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

you're responding to what i wrote with "well the other had a bank robbery" and I'm stretching?

da croupier, Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

the qualities you say distinguish TDKR from TDK pretty blatantly bring it closer to the '60s batman, even if TDK had the joker and a bank robbery

da croupier, Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

if TDK had wide shots of people brawling i don't remember them

da croupier, Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

if by closer you mean "minutely, almost imperceptibly closer if you squint" then croops is right

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 September 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

Burning a giant pile of money = best movie

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 2 September 2012 04:45 (eleven years ago) link

i don't really get the "twoface was bungled" take on TDK, which seems increasingly common, I thought Eckhart was great

― da croupier, Saturday, September 1, 2012 2:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eckhardt was fine, effects were terrible, story once he got disfigured was kind of ... mangled, i suppose? just trying to do too much, too soon.

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, September 1, 2012 2:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i understand why they did it storywise but it felt so weak that he was basically Two Face for five minutes at the end of the movie and only a handful of people saw him. when i think of the movie i remember Harvey Dent but Two Face never pops into my head unless someone brings him up, it just kinda leaves such little impression.

cute, banned, alert (some dude), Sunday, 2 September 2012 12:10 (eleven years ago) link


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