I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS

Mmmm, can't wait to enjoy a delicious Mountain Dew Diabeetus!

http://gawker.com/5934200/mountain-dew-asks-internet-to-name-its-new-drink-4chan-happily-obliges

wd drink Sierra Mist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hNu1I9r_1A

fucking dying @ Mtn Dew Diabeetus

http://news.yahoo.com/mountain-dew-introduces-breakfast-drink-130828262--finance.html

why do i need that when i have regular mountain dew

this is cracking me up:

[T]he idea for Kickstart came about after the company learned through consumer research that Mountain Dew fans were looking for an alternative to traditional morning drinks such as coffee, tea and juice.

"They didn't really see anything that fit their needs," he said.

thinking baout the hordes of hardcore Dew fans who won't drink anything that isn't Mountain Dew-flavored

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnULchmqRIo

http://www.factmag.com/2013/05/02/controversial-tyler-the-creator-advert-for-pepsi-pulled-after-backlash/

I guess they're gonna rethink releasing their new Pickaninny Punch flavor in the wake of this

"Quick, get that Rick Ross gu...shit."

Tyler the Creator sucks. The critical lovefest OF inspired two years ago was the most surreal thing to watch.

Courtesy of former ILXor Ask Chaki:

http://i.imgur.com/vWOzNn9.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/iSZYIES.jpg

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https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/3761ba5c03487d87be12020716695558/tumblr_nd5kjec0D31qe0lqqo1_1280.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/gVd3KPS.jpg

Twisted stem glass makes this imo

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/091514/the-simple-pleasure.gif

https://vine.co/v/OaadIjtttB9

https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck :

http://i.imgur.com/wlZydlq.png

flavor designator

http://kttv.images.worldnow.com/images/7234273_G.jpg

It tastes pretty good mixed with vodka.

http://i.imgur.com/3fWC7Zl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/sm69U7E.jpg

No, I guess this is the wrong thread.

http://i.imgur.com/ovgZdtI.jpg

omg

epic

Today I'm trying the MTN DEW KICKSTART in ENERGIZING ORANGE CITRUS flavor (all of the flavors are ENERGIZING I think so perhaps the flavor is just ORANGE CITRUS). If nothing bad happens maybe later this week I will go back for the MIDNIGHT GRAPE.

Alternatively I could act my age and go back to drinking espresso shots with hot water and half & half added. Maybe when it's no longer 96F outside at 10am.

I tried the ENERGIZING MANGO LIME KICKSTART and it tasted like Pinesol, but it didn't necrotize my liver or poison my intestinal flora or anything. I find that the acrid, synthetic taste of most energy drinks is a helpful deterrent — you're really only supposed to drink this stuff every once in a while when you're feeling like shit and you happen to pass a convenience store, and I can't imagine having one every morning before work (especially with the $1.29 price tag). I can't stand coffee and tea so I usually just pop a caffeine pill or drink some Diet Mtn Dew when I need a cheap caffeine boost.

I think it was a commercial for one of these things that I saw last night which made me and my gf totally crack up in a 'wtf are we even looking at right now' way. Which I guess is effective advertising but which isn't enough to make me buy a Dew product.

Oh, I see now it was a Super Bowl ad so the entire rest of the country has probably already seen it but still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7uY36-LwA

Mountain Dew for sophisticated grown-ups!!!

http://i.imgur.com/NRTtF5Y.jpg

the black label stuff is a decent pseudo craft soda even though it's a bit disingenuous of them to market it as 'dark berry' when the only berries it contains are grapes. it tastes lie Mountain Dew mixed with grape juice and trace amounts of orange juice

the green label stuff tastes like green apple Jolly Ranchers. I hated it but ymmv

ah i saw the white one at a store in chicago the other day, was wondering what the deal was

the white label one is unsweetened evaporated milk

great now they are making craft dew

artisanal Mountain Dew

what a world

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQNt1HZUQAAzh1J.jpg:small

^good stuff

I just had Mountain Dew Ice, a clear variety of dew:

https://i.imgur.com/RT8biu5.jpg

It was good, it kinda tasted like sierra mist but better.

The "Holiday Blend" was good

A thread of renown:

I just walked in on my friends having a Mountain Dew tasting party and I thought they were joking but they've definitely tasted 15 kinds so far and they have 27 flavors altogether. one friend says: "this is worse than the worst SAW movie"

— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) January 20, 2018

#jelly

I need some friends like that

it's a fucking soda

pop

That's right friends I'm looking at pictures of store brand Mountain Dew again pic.twitter.com/KeBno0lCPD

— weed opposer (@yerpalmildsauce) April 19, 2019

Glad they added the extra 'e' to HEEE HAW to avoid litigation from the Roy Clark Estate.

KNow what goes good with some Mountain Shoutin'?

https://i.imgur.com/BrXZRuC.jpg

Dyin’

incredible

A thread of Eminem as bottles of Mountain Dew pic.twitter.com/B8CtTio5kM

— ☥Seymour Guapo🌅 (@MacheteBlak) April 17, 2019

$SAM $PEP Boston Beer Partners w PepsiCo for U.S. Launch of New 'HARD MTN DEW' Alcoholic Offering. Adults of legal drinking age will experience the HARD MTN DEW bold flavors & distinctive branding, all w an Alcohol by Volume (ABV) of 5%, perfect for occasions to dial-up the fun pic.twitter.com/pIH1m5wfJv

— Hammerstone Markets (@HammerstoneMar3) August 10, 2021