I kinda like Ryan
fuck you, seriously
i fucking hate this country so much
just, fuck you.
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, ryan's endorsement of entitlement cuts isn't particularly sensible or noble as he's generally committed to gutting government services, breaking unions and disempowering the middle class.
― contenderizer, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
'but at least he's talking about the issues!'
― j., Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
I've been saying this for about two years at this point, like a mantra, and first people refused to believe the first part, and now they keep doubting me on the second part:
It's gonna be Romney, and he's gonna lose.
The minute I looked at the parade of cartoon assholes lining up to run, I knew it was gonna be Romney. And the minute I saw Romney try to speak to human beings from Earth, I knew he was doomed. If you think he can convince people to vote for him and not against Obama, you're delusional. Romney's only chance - his only chance - is for the "fuck that nigger" vote to be way, way bigger than it was in 2008, and way bigger than any poll has indicated. It's just not there. He's gonna lose, and it's not even gonna be close. The margin's gonna be wider than it was versus McCain.
― 誤訳侮辱, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link
if you pledge to never ever raise taxes for any reason and refuse to consider cutting military spending, you aren't being serious, you're being a dick xp
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link
terrorists
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
The math of looming entitlement shortfalls doesn't have a political bias. To date both political parties have largely just kicked the can down the road, or made things significantly worse (Medicare Part D, anyone)? I can't blame them, its political kryptonite. But there are a lot of bright people like former U.S. Comptroller General David Walker or Laurence Kotlikoff (both of whom intensely disdain both parties) that can walk the layperson through the actuarial math. If you need an economist from the political left try Isabel Sawhill.
All the recent fiscal disasters like Greece or California towns that promised more than it was possible for their tax base to support aren't particularly unusual (globally, or historically). They just got there first.
― The Painter of Blight™ (Sanpaku), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
I've been saying this for about two years at this point, like a mantra, and first people refused to believe the first part, and now they keep doubting me on the second part:It's gonna be Romney, and he's gonna lose. The minute I looked at the parade of cartoon assholes lining up to run, I knew it was gonna be Romney. And the minute I saw Romney try to speak to human beings from Earth, I knew he was doomed. If you think he can convince people to vote /for him/ and not /against Obama/, you're delusional. Romney's only chance - his /only/ chance - is for the "fuck that nigger" vote to be way, way bigger than it was in 2008, and way bigger than any poll has indicated. It's just not there. He's gonna lose, and it's not even gonna be close. The margin's gonna be wider than it was versus McCain.
The minute I looked at the parade of cartoon assholes lining up to run, I knew it was gonna be Romney. And the minute I saw Romney try to speak to human beings from Earth, I knew he was doomed. If you think he can convince people to vote /for him/ and not /against Obama/, you're delusional. Romney's only chance - his /only/ chance - is for the "fuck that nigger" vote to be way, way bigger than it was in 2008, and way bigger than any poll has indicated. It's just not there. He's gonna lose, and it's not even gonna be close. The margin's gonna be wider than it was versus McCain.
OTM
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
before the Ryan pick I was finally relegating myself to the idea that it was 50/50 and despite his utter incompetence as a campaigner Romney might win. admitting I had been in denial or overestimating the intelligence of the american public etc but for reasons I can't quite articulate now I'm feeling confident that Romney will continue to cripple himself with ineptitude (is that a word?) and Ryan will ultimately pull him down.
― (REAL NAME) (m coleman), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
Ryan isn't going to pull Mitt down; Ryan is going to pull himself up a la 2004 Edwards, as someone mentioned upthread. This whole situation cements Romney as the Republican Kerry, which we already knew anyway.
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
Just trying to coherently defend Ryan's numerous Newt-like Big Ideas will prove Mitt's (further) undoing. I know he probably picked Ryan as a guy who can hold his own, but I wonder if it occurred to Mitt that he's going to have to hold Ryan's own (so to speak), too.
As for Ryan's future, his consistency will be his undoing. He's been hammering at the same ideas for so long that by the time he gets around to running for Pres, if he does, they'll not only be old ideas, but old failed ideas.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
...but Kerry came rather close to winning, ya know. xp
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
was it Tomasky who wrote the article last week arguing that there's a good possibility Obama does win in a landslide?
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
I often forget that Kerry is still a senator.
The election is really so close, and the Mittmentum is not in the candidate's favor.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
Like, Mitt could only win if he brought Osama Bin Laden back to life, reminded people who he was again, and then killed him a second time. And then his numbers would just as quickly plumet for carelessly reanimating him.
the GOP can only win if it brings Reagan back to life.
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
Ryan (who I first campaigned against in 2000 while a graduate student in Madison) is a great public speaker. Way better than Romney, though not par with Obama on a good day. The big problem with the choice is that Ryan doesn't put any swing states into contention, doesn't make any appeals to Hispanics (the ethnic group that will utterly kill Republican national tickets for decades to come), and doesn't make Romney look any more likeable than he is.
Really bad choice for Romney, but interesting choice coming from the Republican establishment. Its as if they're willing to sacrifice 2012 to keep Tea Party types enthused about local races and push an idea guy into the spotlight. Then again, Ryan 2016 could well go down like Goldwater 1964.
― The Painter of Blight™ (Sanpaku), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
While I definitely thought it would be romney for the last few years, I do wonder what would have happened to Santorum if Gingrich hadn't fucked up his shit in so many states (quite a few were near ties between Rick and Mitt, with Gingrich getting getting more than enough to make the difference). I assumed most of Newt's votes were "Not Romneys" more '90s nostalgic than evangelical, and if Rick had picked up more of them than Mitt he could have won quite a few more states. Mitt probably would have blasted Santorum even harder, someone else might have run, etc, etc, but if Newt had skipped off earlier I wonder if Rick would have had an edge.
― da croupier, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
alfred otm
but sadly they keep resurrecting revisionist versions of his ghost, which is enough for enough of the people enough of the time
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
Mitt probably would have blasted Santorum even harder, someone else might have run, etc, etc, but if Newt had skipped off earlier I wonder if Rick would have had an edge.
It was always gonna be Romney (hell, I'm kind of amazed it wasn't Romney in 2008), but Santorum could well have had Ryan's spot if not for Newt.
― 誤訳侮辱, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110615120715/en.futurama/images/0/03/RonaldReagansHead.png
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link
huh Bush d. Kerry was much closer than I remember it being
Then again, I knew Kerry had lost when he followed up a BEP performance with "a really special treat for everyone": James Taylor and his acoustic guitar so I probably just stopped following the electoral count
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
"I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for doody."
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
Dude was hammering youth and excitement and everything he'd done to get young ppl out, and then at his rally had both JT and Sheryl Crow do acoustic sets; I'm surprised he didn't have a video montage of 50s teens hula hooping to "Chantilly Lace".
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
The math of looming entitlement shortfalls doesn't have a political bias.
― The Painter of Blight™ (Sanpaku), Sunday, August 12, 2012 11:11 AM (30 minutes ago)
no, of course not, but ryan's flogging of entitlement cuts sure as hell does.
― contenderizer, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
(and despite being created by a mad scientist out of dead body parts, he was about a bazillion times more adept at talking to people than Romney, even of half of those conversations ended up with a little girl drowning in a well)
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
do you guys dig how fucking batshit the GOP convention is going to be
― steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
REMEMBER
http://www.barewalls.com/i/c/428035_Rockin-Rebel.jpg
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
Aren't they still wondering whether they can keep Palin out or not?
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
xpost Jesus Alfred if ever we needed a reminder of just how ossified Rolling Stone got.
Mike Mills plays bass, Eddie Vedder was drummer for Hovercraft I say we got ourselves a supergroup on that cover
― da croupier, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
I'm hoping Palin morphs into an actual pit bull and eats Pawlenty
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link
and Jackson Browne covering JT songs
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
Really really wish Obama had pushed something like Isabell Sawhill's suggested entitlement changes or even the Bowles/Simpson recommendations. To not suggest anything was ceding the idea high-ground to the ideologues of the Right.
― The Painter of Blight™ (Sanpaku), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
Jesus Alfred if ever we needed a reminder of just how ossified Rolling Stone got.
you mean brian wilson isn't one of the ten best new bands?
― contenderizer, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
Also hoping Huntsman tries to give a speech but bursts into tears instead, screaming "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE" and locks himself in the bathroom for several hours sobbing into a live mic
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link
does ayn ryan undercut the ron paul riot?
― da croupier, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link
cuz even if they didn't have enough to get him on the stage there are a loooot of ron paulies that got themselves made into delegates
― da croupier, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link
Rand Paul forgoes his speech and instead shoots a round of skeet with homemade leaflets titled "Sherrie Law"
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Sunday, 12 August 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link
Rand Paul forgoes his speech and instead sings Steve Perry's "Oh Sherry"
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 August 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link
Four words: Haley Barbour strip tease
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Sunday, 12 August 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
OK I was going to find the excelsior thread to give DJP some luv but I'm too busy barfing now, sorry.
― Death Grits (WmC), Sunday, 12 August 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
Rand Paul trades licks with Ted Nugent on live television - for best mileage here, "trades licks" can mean whatever you want it to mean here
― steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 12 August 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link
Jan Brewer and Bobby Jindal perform their renowned comedy act "Pious and Biased"
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Sunday, 12 August 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link
Not since Britney and Madonna
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 12 August 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
Reagan body exhumed and hoisted on stage so that Rick Perry and Newt Gingrich take turns fucking it while Nino Scalia quotes from his dissent in Lawrence v. Texas
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 August 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
OK I was going to find the excelsior thread to give DJP aero some luv but I'm too busy barfing now, sorry.
― (REAL NAME) (m coleman), Sunday, 12 August 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
Michele Bachmann's husband does a dance routine to "Where Have You Been" while wearing Chick Fil A pasties
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Sunday, 12 August 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link
Halfway through Rick Perry's speech, it slowly dawns on everyone that he is graciously accepting the party's nomination
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Sunday, 12 August 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link
AAAAAAH
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 12 August 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link