Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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Yeah the plot issues weren't "holes" so much as just dramatically inert. Motivations were opaque to me.

ryan, Saturday, 4 August 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

i saw it in faux-imax and the sound was such that it shook the seats, so i give some points to that for visceral entertainment value

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 4 August 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

are you sure that wasn't because you were headbanging so hard

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 4 August 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

i'm gonna say maybe

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 4 August 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

so that's a yes.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 4 August 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

it makes it hard to watch a movie but when something rocks what can you do

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 4 August 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

maybe it helped that i only understood 30% of bane's lines

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 4 August 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

It was just some stuff about revolution so you didn't need to understand all of it.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 4 August 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

i bet if there had been a big metal apparatus on the mouths of most of the characters in prometheus, i might have liked that too

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 4 August 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

WHEE WHGRH SHO... WRRNGG

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 4 August 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

lol

mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 August 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

Just got back from seeing this for a second time, and really enjoyed it again. It cemented in my kind that, despite all the faux social commentary and depth, it IS a comic book movie, just a very serious and bleak one. Also picked up on a lot of little bits of foreshadowing and plot bits that I'd missed first time out - like Talia being the one who tags the wrong truck, etc.

Better than the naysayers say, not as good as the fawning fanboys say, not as good as TDK, but ends the trilogy well, and thoroughly enjoyable.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Saturday, 4 August 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

otm

some white dude (some dude), Saturday, 4 August 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

again, i would have forgiven this movie a lot if i had had any fun watching it, i don't really care about most leaps of logic if i'm distracted by bat-antics

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, August 4, 2012 11:54 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah the plot issues weren't "holes" so much as just dramatically inert. Motivations were opaque to me.

― ryan, Saturday, August 4, 2012 11:56 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark

otm

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 4 August 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

"where did batman suddenly get this item half the plot is revolving around and treating as very important and lecturing us about whenever possible even tho it hasn't yet decided whether or not it actually exists" is not exactly a nitpick on the level of "hey how come batman's so good at flying experimental planes" or whatever

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

thing is when batman flies a crazy plane its cool so u dont care

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

he's a supersmart rich guy with his own tech specialist. and it wouldn't be out of character for him to have been deceiving catwoman about whether it exists. (xpost)

some white dude (some dude), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

i didnt really care about that tbh, that explanation is perfectly valid

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

How long until a "Downfall"-style meme kicks in, with people redubbing Bane?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

its scheduled for 4pm today

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

xxxp but he's been playing prince of persia in a pit for three months

anyway i know it doesn't matter because the sun's gonna explode and this wasn't my primary problem w the movie it was just a question i asked cuz it seemed unusually egregious and i figured i must have missed something while staring at one corner of the screen waiting for tom hardy to lilt something again

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

but i see that i did not i just did not use my imagination hard enough

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

the clean slate suddenly being real is such a ridiculous moment

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

like i said, maybe it was always real! maybe he just had it sitting in the same safety deposit box outside the batcave that he kept his backup batsuit in.

some white dude (some dude), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

its a pretty uninteresting macguffin imho

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

it always was real. thought it was pretty obvious that bruce was keeping it hidden. the reveal was still dumb & unnecessary

contenderizer, Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it was so uninteresting that i went 'ok that whatever problem is solved, back to the action!' and got more action (xpost)

some white dude (some dude), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

if the movie had concentrated more on selina as a character, it could have been a good macguffin. as things are, it was just another pointless distraction.

contenderizer, Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

Really starting to hope for a four-hour cut of this thing, inexplicably.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

i mean, it's a stupid thing to be real though. it's better as what it was before we find out that it's real - an obvious fantasy tailored to the urgent wishes of a desperate woman, who could then be manipulated into doing or believing anything for it. but then bruce wayne just whips it out and is like, heh, looking for this? it's such an indulgent and pointless moment by nolan

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe Bruce whips out a fake? I don't care either way, much like the top at the end of Inception.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

I liked the Bat, because Nolan got his own version of a Blade Runner spinner/flying car to play with. Dude's a fan of BR enough to have apparently screened it for the crew of his first batflick as a model for tone & vibe that he wanted.

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

Really starting to hope for a four-hour cut of this thing, inexplicably.

ditto, though "less important than the matthew modine storyline" is kind of a frightening concept.

da croupier, Saturday, 4 August 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

or maybe it's just the same scenes but slightly longer, more references to "fear" and "anger"

da croupier, Saturday, 4 August 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

if the movie had concentrated more on selina as a character, it could have been a good macguffin. as things are, it was just another pointless distraction.

― contenderizer, Saturday, August 4, 2012 1:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

i thought hathaway was pretty successful at hitting the basic necessities of catwoman: hot, sassy, vaguely mysterious, the latter quality kind of precluding the need for a well rounded character with clear motivations. bane having fuzzy motivations is frustrating because of who he's supposed to be (really smart, with traumatic backstory), but a lot of the classic batman villains have pretty arbitrary and ever changing motives by design.

some white dude (some dude), Saturday, 4 August 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know anything about the comic-book source material, but as someone who grew up with the TV show, I did question--as much as I liked Hathaway--why she was working together with Batman. She was always a villain...are you allowed to just change the rules like that? It was like King Tut had suddenly switched sides in the middle of one of the old TV episodes.

clemenza, Saturday, 4 August 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

isn't having conditional alliances and romantic entanglements with batman like THE defining trait of almost every incarnation of catwoman besides, like, the catsuit

contender's game (some dude), Saturday, 4 August 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

The romantic element was always there, absolutely, but I don't remember her ever siding with and actively assisting Batman. Not in the TV show, anyway, and I don't think I remember Michelle Pfeiffer doing so, either--maybe I'm wrong. Anyway, I'd put Hathaway right there with Julie Newmar for best-looking Catwoman ever.

clemenza, Saturday, 4 August 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

its usually like, in love while out of costume, rivals while in costume. this movie could def have used more of a romantic spark

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 5 August 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it was a bit "i guess there's no bat/cat romance in this movie after all" until she planted that kiss on him in the last half hour

contender's game (some dude), Sunday, 5 August 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

ya i was actually getting indignant about that - you put catwoman in the movie and dont have any romance with batman, what a waste! - until they did

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 5 August 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

it kinda worked for me in the end, though, as fitting with her personality and her grudging, belated changes of heart in general. but it also underlined how opaque and almost asexual bruce wayne has been in all these movies.

contender's game (some dude), Sunday, 5 August 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

but what about WHERE'S RACHEL

Nhex, Sunday, 5 August 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

Tom Cruise and Peter Sarsgaard certainly get treated like super-virile woman-lovin' men because of their relationships with the actresses who played Rachel

contender's game (some dude), Sunday, 5 August 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

I ain't heard no dirt on Sarsgaard

Nhex, Sunday, 5 August 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

i remembering hearing a lot of jokes about his bromance with jake but maybe they were purely intended as jokes and not innuendo

contender's game (some dude), Sunday, 5 August 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entries/obama-anne-hathaway-was-best-part-of-batman

A few of us have said exactly the same thing on this thread, Anne, and we didn't even hit you up for a contribution.

clemenza, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link

I do wish for a pre-ADR version of the fights, with Bats and Bane grunting incomprehensible noises at each other.

Stravinsky joins the Zulu nation (zero of the signified), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link

I thought the Bruce/Selina romance was a longstanding tension in the comics at least. Read a bit of Batman Inc. a few weeks ago and they are an ongoing item in that. Thought i'd seen similar in other versions.
Not sure exactly how long cos I tend to get the comics way after they came out.

Thought there was at least an element of flirtation in thee tv series, though which way Batman swings in that might not be obvious or help the matter.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 11:44 (eleven years ago) link

Interview with the costumer that talks about some cut scenes, including stuff explaining Bane:

http://m.gq.com/entertainment/tv/blogs/the-stream/2012/08/style-reconnaissance-the-dark-knight-risess-lindy-hemming-on-banes-sweet-jackets-alfreds-old-man-arm.html

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 12:57 (eleven years ago) link


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