Oh word?
― am0n, Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
omfg
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://oi46.tinypic.com/2610xfn.jpg
― am0n, Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
would actually read dashiell hammet's yelp reviews fwiw
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 3 August 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link
vegan mousse (covered in michelle's review)
tag-teaming yelper couples must be exterminated
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 3 August 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
did that dude just yelp his dealer
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 3 August 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
i want to find this guy irl
― kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Friday, 3 August 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
wooooooow
― what makes you think its a pun (Lamp), Friday, 3 August 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link
o shit
― just sayin, Friday, 3 August 2012 06:29 (eleven years ago) link
I love that video so much.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Friday, 3 August 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link
oh my god
http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=cJnkFnjupZtgYpe0nFg_Ew
they're all like that
― goole, Friday, 3 August 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link
My Blog Or Websitehahaha no, the internet is gay
this cannot possibly be a real person
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 3 August 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
What isn't funny about getting as hammered as is humanly possible without dying or at least without looking like you are dying and wait a second there's a blonde with eyes like a coal miner's headlamp
So.... right in the middle of her forehead, then?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 3 August 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
The food was all excellent, and I will break it down thusly:
1)My wahoo filet? Gorgeous. Risotto was fantastic, creamy without being overpowering in flavor.2)My dad's prime rib + lobster tail was divine - excellent flavor, and the cut of meat was perfect.3)My mom's crab dish was perfect as well - light, served with fresh bok choy and other vegetables.4)My brother's steak was perfect. A truly perfect steak.5)My brother's wife's lobster was also perfect, broiled to perfection and served simply with drawn butter.6)Foie gras. I wish it was served more simply, perhaps with just some toasted brioche, but it was still delicious.
What else do you need? Oh, a lovely 1998 margaux margaux for only 140 dollars? Check. A perfect beajoulais for the main entrees, fruity and light, complementary instead of complimentary? Yeah, we had that too. Service that was attentive without being obtrusive? Yeah, we got that too.
The price was...within reason. Of course, I don't really care what the price was because my dad had a goddamn blast, and when it's your dad's 65th birthday, no amount of money can pay for the kind of experience that makes him glad that he's alive, and that his prodigal son is not a complete jackass. I'd give 5 stars but the prices were a bit high on the appetizers.
THUSLY
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 3 August 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
haha wait "who cares about price when the experience is so great (one star off for pricy apps)"
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 3 August 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
ye shalt yelp thusly
― cwkiii, Friday, 3 August 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
My brother's wife's lobster
no amount of money can pay for the kind of experience that makes him glad that he's alive, and that his prodigal son is not a complete jackass
He's got a point, you know. No amount of money will ever convince anybody of this.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 August 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, August 3, 2012 10:48 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is YELP
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 August 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
everything was perfect (four out of five stars)
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 August 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
I wish it was served more simply, perhaps with just some toasted brioche, I was dead
― cwkiii, Friday, 3 August 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
he shrugs, in the noncommittal way of people that honestly could not give a shit about what you are saying.
he shrugs.. comma.. (long explanation of what a 'shrug' signifies)
― am0n, Friday, 3 August 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
i know, what are the other kinds of shrugs?
― call all destroyer, Friday, 3 August 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
he shrugs, in the abrupt, decisive way of people that have a firm opinion about punching you so goddamned hard in the face.
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 3 August 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
pulled taffy buzz of alcohol like a warm coat
― am0n, Friday, 3 August 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515aI9MGdYL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg
― am0n, Friday, 3 August 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
looking forward to the first yelp novel
― j., Friday, 3 August 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
warning, it'll be slightly overpriced and the person who sells it to you will have a snooty haircut.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 August 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 August 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/HZMug.png
― I DIED, Friday, 3 August 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
i have this problem, see.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 August 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
Useful
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 August 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
bitchues
― am0n, Friday, 3 August 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
between "chic problem" and "bitchues" I started imagining that review being read aloud in a terrible French accent
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 3 August 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
i like how it veers wildly from misogyny to talking to animals, rare combo
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 August 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
I assume it's a woman posting
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 August 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
I haven't got titchues for your bitchues, Gorilla Whisperer.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 August 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
My Blog Or Websitehttp://eatmyblackpuss.ye…
― am0n, Friday, 3 August 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
i mean I don't normally hear guys using the word "bitchues"
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 August 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
interesting theory
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 August 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
well I don't normally hear guys saying that they have "chic[ k ] problems" or "bitchues" is what I mean
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 August 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
im not really sure what to make of it myself
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 August 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
I think that might be on account of the being able to talk to animals part
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 August 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
should i ask an animal
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 August 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
Dr. Doolittle was a dude
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 3 August 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
Says she talks to animals, they call her out by name.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 August 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
yelper/otherkin/misogynist crossover: we have ilx gold
― goole, Friday, 3 August 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
people that YIFF are scumbags
― am0n, Friday, 3 August 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
A+
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 August 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m70c1q5O0H1rnygojo1_500.jpg
― am0n, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link