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yeah it is pretty mean but that song is awful?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

My favorite mean-spirited joke is about Eric Clapton's son.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Q: What's the first thing that Eric Clapton did after writing "Tears From Heaven"?

A: Threw his son out the window.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ice cold

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

johnny knoxville was also in the movie the dukes of hazzard, which was regrettably awful but nearly redeemed by a very lengthy car chase sequence in which johnny knoxville threw molotov cocktails at police cars while willie nelson made very, very off-color bordering-on (read: actually were) misogynistic jokes. if that scene and the turntable fight from the takedown were in the same movie, i would only watch that movie, for the rest of time.

the end.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I have best graf yo:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/42690851_f03b77289c.jpg?v=0

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHA willie nelson in that Hazzard sequence WTF?!?

― I DIED, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that's ok but it doesn't say BOB SAGET MOTHERFUCKER!!! anywhere on it.

beartrap I KNOW??? i basically only sat thru that movie because johnny knoxville was in it and was like WOW WILLIE NELSON YOU JUST MADE IT ALL WORTH IT WITH THE SHEEPFUCKING JOKE YOU JUST LAID ON US.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/401646952_c9b754acee.jpg?v=0

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ASS PANTHER
DOGTITS
THE FAKE ACCENTS

9 pm April 23 The Red and The Black

$8

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

do I need to see Old School?

YES

― milo z, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Mr. Que 8080

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

xp - only 5% of that opinion is based on Elisha Cuthbert having a great ass. You also get Piven, the last great Will Ferrell role, "earmuffs" and Snoop Dogg.

― milo z, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

guys stop encouraging people to form bands called "Dogtits" for fuck's sake

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

you say "you also get piven" as if that's like a bonus to clamor for.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

No. Old School is awful, really really awful.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

we were in some random bar sometime and they were showing old school? i had no idea any of those people were even IN old school. i mean, luke wilson?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I have always assumed it was awful. I have an aversion to Tom Green.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate Will Farrel and all his movies on this earth.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif http://www.jfk-assassination.de/images/bullet2.gif

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

to be fair, Luke Wilson will be/has been in basically anything.

xpost oh Laurel, you hurt me in my heart

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://c13.zedo.com/OzoDB/2/u/261244/V1/300x250_even2.gif

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom Green = Road Trip (also awesome)
Old School = Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn, the Piv, Will Ferrell

― milo z, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

guh fucking hotlinking protection

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

"buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?!"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

In other news, Beef and I drew a picture of Italy for Philippe. The little guy wouldn't believe it actually looked like a boot until we proved it for him. Beef wanted to show how Chile looks like South America's large intestine, but Philippe didn't know what intestines were, and we had dinner reservations.

This is what I imagine living with the Lex to be like.

― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

omg guys this whole time I've been talking about Old School thinking it's road trip, wtf is wrong with me. I've seen part of Old School, but it was kind of boring?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

from

― Ed, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jfk-assassination.de/images/bullet2.gif

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

doh!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry, HS. :( Not only am I not amused by Will Farrel-style antics, I am actively repulsed.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

old school was crap but laurel is 0808 on will ferrel.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa i had no idea molly sanders was a redhead! themoreyouknow.jpg!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i miss the old school noize board, it was a lot more fun : ___ :

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/pa/PAPHImutcolon.jpg

I can copy and paste faster than the clipboard refreshes u_u

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i have no idea what the term "will ferrel-style antics" means

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

being hilarious?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

haha Ed otm re: the lex

and yeah, old noize was much much better and laurel is also 0808

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean he's kind of distinctly doing different things in, like, say, elf versus anchorman otherwise i'd hate both of those movies and not just anchorman.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

ehhh

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I SUFFER FROM VOICE IMMODULATION.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

aw, I love Anchorman, but I think I had a very peculiar viewing experience of it.

xpost ha I was about to say, Kevin!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw anchorman in san diego so the line "go fuck yourself san diego" was awesome because it was exactly what i was thinking at the time.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit, the scene with jack black on the bridge? fuck. dying.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

It's okay, I only like kung-fu movies and car chase scenes.

Brtp also hate Jack Black.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"you're just a woman, with a smaller brain. with a brain 1/3 the size of ours. it's science."

I say "it's science" all the time.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

ALL. THE. TIME.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i say DOGTITS all the time

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ALL THE TIME

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

also, Vince Vaughn's character in Anchorman is named WES MANTOOTH.

xpost damn you, Mr. Que!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

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