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yes we are ghost rider, come and join us!

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i was an english major haha!

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

being a big chatty liar is my marketable skill, the circle comes back to full yet again

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I determined (in a conversation with a professor, no less!) that my only marketable skill is "being pleasant." if you are a chick, that conversation turns awkward real quick.

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

The Flying Dawkins: a place for big chatty liars

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not even pleasant :/

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

the schef, please go tell adorable parent factoids on the relevant thread!

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

that's okay, Alex, you're a boy, being pleasant will get you nowhere.

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

my marketability rests solely on being cute (according to my boss I "have the motor skills of a small child"): this will get me through my thesis, and then I am doomed.

― jessie monster, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes you are pleasant. beartrap

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, Jessie, I'm not sure what your thesis is in, but I'm in grad school and cute is a double-edged sword (if you're a chick.)

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

yay for Ally's mom!

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

hi why am I so bitter today. sorry guys. you are all pleasant and lovely.

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha you've never met us

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I feel confident

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, being a woman in ~~life~~ (grad) school is a double-edged sword. :/

― jessie monster, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

every job i've ever had was basically me being hired to flirt with people and manipulate them. i'm having kind of a crisis here i think.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

"pleasant"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/WORK.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm distinctly unpleasant at work and/or when annoyed or impatient, but I do get things done. My marketable skills all involve manufacturing & production and asking vendors whether their pressmen were fucking sleeping when they printed my books, though.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessie, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter!

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY AREN'T YOU A BARTENDER, SERIOUSLY

BEARTRAPPIN THE SCHEF

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i should probably just become a bartender really

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd be happier

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

tho these jerkwads here would glue themselves to my bar in hopes of getting free drinks and i'd never make any money ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

honestly, this whole "med school" business aside, the one thing i've really wanted to do was open up a bar/hostel/whatever in silverton, colorado.

also it would be a record label

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

tho i wouldn't need any money cos i could just steal drinks and smokes from the bar!!! :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, sweetheart, I hear you. Take ten deep breaths. You are Allyzay, Adventuress and High Spirit Extraordinaire.

Beat rep: Bartending: you'll make hella money but your customers will all be douchebags who will check out yr T&A 94/7. Okay with that? Y/N

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

wait let's take a moment out of this pity party to lol at fluffy bear

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"jerkwads"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

agreed: lol, fluffy bear, kudos

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I think what Ally is saying is the only difference between that and her current job is hella money?

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

ok back to crises!

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap to Laurel

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

(...i even priced out real estate)

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Beat rep: Bartending: you'll make hella money but your customers will all be douchebags who will check out yr T&A 94/7. Okay with that? Y/N

THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM MY REGULAR LIFE IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER so it's cool. lol beartrap!

also sorry i don't mean to ruin fluffy bear's lolz with my sad story times.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

guys let's just quit our lives, buy a small isolated property somewhere and a car and spend the rest of our idyllic days drinkin and whippin shitties

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

YES

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT ALLY WHERE IS FLICKR CANDY CANE HOUSE

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

can you guys plz buy isolated property in sw colorado?

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, Ally, but you kind of hate your regular life. Just think it over, is all I'm saying.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

GOD BLESS PRETZEL WALRUS, GENIUS

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, i was out of the loop for a while, what the fuck's a bear trap?

also, ally, i have been gainfully employed for the past 19 years and do not have a single marketable skill as i have yet to find a way to parlay my only recognizable skill (the massive intake of alcohol) into a lucrative career field.

chin up!

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

hi Kevin! I'm glad you're still posting to the DC thread + hope you are doing okay!

― horseshoe, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/176/442302286_9cd5eb7d74.jpg
^^^^^^^ this is our house

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

well houses, the red striped one is probably too small to fit everyone so we'll just buy up the block.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS IS OUR COUNTRY

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Beartrap to Kevin hey, do not forget encyclopedic knowledge of rare punk/garage/pop rekkids!

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

wait what about nicaragua?

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

man how many times do you think that one of us would walk out the back porch and just fall right off that little cliff if we lived there?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

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