They're Remaking 'Alien' -- the 'Prometheus' thread

boo. i want it cut down to 30 minutes of gore, space porn and pushups.

Dramatically, I’m about putting bums on seats. For me to separate my idea of commerce from art—I’d be a fool. You can’t do that. I wouldn’t be allowed to do the films I do. So I’m very user friendly as far as the studios are concerned. To a certain extent, I’m a businessman. I’m aware that’s what I have to do. It’s my job.

Also, the more I think about it, the weirder it is that all their assumptions about the engineers come from the fact they they went into the very first building they saw and never looked elsewhere--even though we saw a whole string of buildings, and never looked anywhere else on the planet. It's like an alien landing in Birmingham, looking at a closed-up newsagents, shrugging and leaving.

How conveeeeeenient.

Bait and switch if you ask me

I liked this film - I guess I managed to ignore the slightly sketchy stuff. The thing that struck me the most is how clearly it illustrates how people's interaction with computers has changed in the last thirty years or so. In Prometheus (apparently before Alien), computers are everywhere for people to call up at any point they like and do pretty much anything with. In Alien, the spaceship appears to be entirely controlled by what looks a bit like an Apple 2, and only whoever's in charge has any access to it as it's stored in locked room, surrounded by mysterious blinking lights.

the more I think about it, the weirder it is that all their assumptions about the engineers come from the fact they they went into the very first building they saw and never looked elsewhere--even though we saw a whole string of buildings, and never looked anywhere else on the planet. It's like an alien landing in Birmingham, looking at a closed-up newsagents, shrugging and leaving.

― seven league bootie (James Morrison), Monday, June 11, 2012 3:43 PM (1 minute ago)

^ OTM. they decide that the "engineers" are gone forever simply because they don't find a live one in the first building they enter? are you fucking kidding me?

and that's really only the tip of the iceberg. they thoughtlessly expose themselves to all sorts of contaminants, they don't follow even the most basic archaeological protocols, they have no biological decontamination procedure (something that alien handled very effectively), they constantly leap to wild conclusions and take suicidal risks on the flimsiest evidence, their interpersonal relationships are absurd, and they seem to have no understanding of either spirituality or science.

the things the people in this movie do - motivated, more often than not, by a "faith" that just appears out of nowhere and tells them how to act and think - are completely ludicrous. the behavior on display is not that of typical, dimwit horror movie victims. it's much, much less comprehensible. in terms of character motivation, this movie reminded me of art experiments like possession than ordinary or even bad cinematic drama. i honestly had to believe that every single character in the film had simply gone insane.

It's something I haven't seen in science fiction, which is a sense of racism or bigotry towards androids and synthetic life

This is just astonishing. Virtually every single film with a robot in deals with it! The original alienses and star wars as already mentioned, blade runner, AI. I Robot ffs!

OTM. Capek's R.U.R. which CREATED the friggen word "robot" is about bigotry towards/exploitation of robots.

honestly had to believe that every single character in the film had simply gone insane.

^ this is actually a semi-satisfactory explanation for what happens in the film: crazy, minor-league archaologist couple find and decode cave paintings. they convince crazy rich guy that they have found the creator. being crazy and super old, he decides to fund a trip to a distant star in hopes of finding god and making god make him less old. he hires a crew of unskilled and mentally challenged "scientists" to use as test subjects in his dealings with god. he brings his non-crazy robot along to keep the peace, along with his half-crazy daughter (who may also be a robot, but mostly just needs to get laid).

somehow, miraculously, this ship of the damned does manage to find god, or something like it, but things go to hell anyway.

that is an interesting observation, keith. sci-fi is always a reflection of its time, of course, so i guess Prometheus is also reflecting how our shallow cultural desires to consume meaningless beauty and spectacle, no matter how good they feel for no matter how short a time, are ultimately no substitute for the human connection created by good storytelling. that makes it better to me, theoretically.

haha and also a reflection that crazy people run the world/economy
xp

I like that explanation. At least then I can imagine one of the engineers breaking out into "Hail, hail, fire and snow, call the angel, we will go, far away, for to see, friendly angel come to me."

also can we take a moment to lol that after establishing that the Engineers were planning to destroy humans, that Mr Weyland still thinks it's a great idea to go to the Engineer and ASK THEM to heal him.

"Humans? We hates them!!! Except you, old dude in stupid makeup, you can live forever no worries."

so I saw this, and then I read this thread, and all I can say is: all you people trying to extract coherent hard SF from a film that has that c-section scene just sound bonkers. Possession isn't a bad reference point actually, as an example of another film which switches up genres from ponderous art-film to break-any-rule symbolic horror.

but really you guys, half the whining on this thread -- the part of me going 'so wait, a single drop of grey goo can infect a man with oral contact, but grey semen simply impregnates the mother without infecting her bloodstream' kind of stops complaining about anything once I realize that this is a film that can kind of casually throw in a batshit awesome scene like that.

This is just astonishing. Virtually every single film with a robot in deals with it! The original alienses and star wars as already mentioned, blade runner, AI. I Robot ffs!

tbf he is just an actor (ie a moron)

Yeah, I'm going to go with how two years in cryosleep drove them all insane, especially the Tom Hardy bro.

xpost sorry still a little rant left in me

I mean the film actually has her watching the machine stapling her severed belly back up -- in horror but also with impatience, because she needs to escape the snarling jellyfish baby that has just been pulled from her own womb

if you are still quibbling with a single aspect of the failed 'world-building' in the script, instead of just laughing hysterically -- I don't get it! the film has idiot-proofed itself, you are wasting your time calling it silly

Remember that she helps pull it from her own womb, and drags out the placenta which she has to snap in half.

Say, why would an environmental suit be flammable?

"Sort of like how 'inflammable' means the same as 'flammable'? Boy, I learned that one the hard way...."

"not for use in fiery environments"

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/545045_10150860258613837_1132010169_n.jpg

more like origin of the feces amirite

hahahaa that is the best

I liked this film - I guess I managed to ignore the slightly sketchy stuff. The thing that struck me the most is how clearly it illustrates how people's interaction with computers has changed in the last thirty years or so. In Prometheus (apparently before Alien), computers are everywhere for people to call up at any point they like and do pretty much anything with. In Alien, the spaceship appears to be entirely controlled by what looks a bit like an Apple 2, and only whoever's in charge has any access to it as it's stored in locked room, surrounded by mysterious blinking lights.

I briefly thought about this at the time, but then I considered: maybe the Nostromo was launched on its original mission many, many years before Prometheus.

Also, you dudes that made fun of the flute, did you realize that that's another cop from Herzog's "Cave of Forgotten Dreams?" The first is the cave paintings, obviously, but there's a part in the Herzog doc where some dude explains the universality of the flute in ancient cultures, and whittles some primitive flute out of a stick to demonstrate. Clearly that's what "Prometheus" was going for/borrowing from.

(The flute was still Zelda-stupid.)

Food for thought:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUCBBDV2Tzk

http://www.ethanhein.com/wp/2011/flute-of-forgotten-dreams/

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/06/090624-bone-flute-oldest-instrument.html

I briefly thought about this at the time, but then I considered: maybe the Nostromo was launched on its original mission many, many years before Prometheus.

nah, the crew of the nostromo are clearly used to what they do: going out and coming back, rinse and repeat. they can't be sleeping too long on each leg, or their contracts wouldn't be worth anything on return, companies and even systems of government would have risen and fallen "overnight". i suppose they could have been diverted a few decades off course, but there's nothing in the original film to suggest that this is the case. they seem to have been awakened early, not late.

xp yeah it's amazing the countless ways in which the flute has been incorporated into modern, technological society. can't imagine getting through the day without tootling one.

The skin flute, maybe.

Zing!

Ah, nerds on it already:

http://www.prometheusforum.net/discussion/1112/alienprometheus-timelines/p1

I think I might go back for a re-watch this weekend. I can't get the visuals out of my head. It's deeply flawed but if it looks as good on second viewing as I remember it, then I'll take it for what it is.

It does look as good, trust me. Arguably it looks even better, you kinda know where to draw your eye now.

Yeah I saw it first in IMAX 3D, second time in a run-down regular theater. It played better the second time, actually. My opinion of the film is basically the same: beautiful, entertaining, yet frustrating.

Fassbender owns the movie, IMO.

saw it again

there's way too much great stuff in this movie to quibble, and it makes a lot more sense than I thought it did the second time; I missed how the snakes evolved from the goo hitting the maggots. how could I have missed that? too busy laughing

can I just say that the eye worm wigged me the fuck out

can y'all summarize the reactions on this thread because i just saw this piece of shit and i want to see if any of you suckers fell for it

I resent films that are so shallow they rely entirely on their visual effects, and of course science fiction films are notorious for this. I've always felt that there's another way to do it: a lot of effort should be expended toward rendering the environment of the spaceship, or space travel, whatever the fantastic setting of your story should be–as convincingly as possible, but always in the background. That way the story and the characters emerge and they become more real.[16]

–Ron Cobb on his designs for Alien.

i don't even know where to start, the whole christian sci-fi thing, the uninteresting and frankly stupid characters, the fact that wherever the original movie(s) took interesting turns this thing went for the most boring clichés, THE FACT THAT THE SPACE JOCKEY IS JUST A BIG ANGRY BALD GUY

also like... so lead scientist lady and her (totally horrible, couldn't wait for him to die) boyfriend deduce from some cave paintings of a tall guy and stars that the stars are the home of humanity's creators (WHY), so they go there, they find this incredible archaeological ruin and actual BODIES of these creatures, the greatest most important find in human history, and they get all depressed because there was no one to talk to in the first building they went into?

if you had told me that the scifi flick of the year would be men in black 3 by a mile...

the scientists' obsession with talking to the aliums gets really annoying

i hate movies where the lead characters are really stupid and make the stupidest assumptions and then they turn out to be RIGHT

this movie is really everything that went wrong about LOST (dumb characters, lame christian-izing)

we are on the same side i am so glad seriously WTFFFF

i'm actually kind of angry at my friends right now for liking it. but they secretly know i'm right.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
on a cross around my neck please take care of it maybe it is aliens
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
oh it's in my side pocket i kept it for you because

WHO CARES

if only this movie had just been fassbender-android and a ship and aliens

i hated how he got all smirky and smart alecky at the end "hope it all came out okay OOPS POOR CHOICE OF WORDS ;)"