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guys, boy pony must not be harmed in the filming of this movie!

that was to the comedy routine, not mr dude there

"we'll have to hide out here with these otters until this whole thing blows over, tiny pony."

tiny pony's nemesis is giant shrimp, he hates oxymorons

giant shrimp, meanwhile, hates redundancy

ow will say SGBP when, during the lowest point of the film, when their partnership is threatened by the CHIEF

guys I am laughing so hard u all rule

Chief's father was killed by a pony

no by a robber riding a tiny pony so that's why he became a cop

dudes i was kind of watching shanghai knights the other night and i love the part where owen wilson says something like, "yeah, well, we have parents, who love us and are interested in us, and you don't, cos YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE ORPHAN" to the kid but i can't remember EXACTLY what he says and it's killing me.

guys picture owen wilson saying the word "otter."

TINY PONY'S A GOOD COP

Ally, that's my favorite part of that movie SAVE FOR the blooper where Owen Wilson tries to deliver that line and cracks up, saying, "I can't say this; it's so mean!"

maybe TP makes an accident in the chief's office

boy pony's enemy should be a slightly larger, more ominous pony. like war admiral was to sea biscuit.

i cannot picture him saying the word "otter" because if i imagine that i will actually literally fall in love with him and become an owen wilson stalker.

MAN PONY

boo

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I WANT HIS TINY BADGE ON MY DESK YESTERDAY, WILSON.

hee tiny badge

Trivia

Brother of Luke Wilson and Andrew Wilson

Did not graduate from The University of Texas at Austin. He is 2 courses (he has said Math and Spanish in an interview) shy of a degree.

Cut his chin and had to get stitches during the making of The Haunting (1999) in the scene where his character Luke is attacking the portrait of Hugh Crane with a candlestick.

Despite being grateful of his success as an actor, he still considers himself a writer at heart and wishes he devoted more time to that rather than acting. Due to a busy schedule as an actor, he sadly had to miss contributing to the script for Wes Anderson's The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004), despite that he co-wrote Anderson's 3 previous films.

He is known for his improvisational abilities, which he mostly contributes to films other than the more personal ones he does with Wes Anderson. Many of the funniest lines in his movies are his improvisations.

Usually declines to discuss the source of his distinctive-looking nose, which was clearly broken at one time. The broken nose was apparently the result of a football injury attained while on the football team in high school (all three Wilson brothers had played high school football, the elder Andrew with the greatest success).

Is a member of, what the media refers to as, "The Frat Pack," along with Will Ferrell, Jack Black, Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Steve Carell, and Luke Wilson. The "Frat Pack" name is a reference to the film, Old School (2003), featuring Vaughn, Ferrell and Luke Wilson, due to the wide number of films featuring the seven actors. Wilson's "Frat Pack" films include Zoolander (2001),Wedding Crashers (2005), The Royal Tenenbaums (2001), The Cable Guy (1996), and Starsky & Hutch (2004).

Has been in 8 movies with Ben Stiller, up to this date. They are The Cable Guy (1996), Permanent Midnight (1998), Heat Vision and Jack (1999) (TV), Meet the Parents (2000), Zoolander (2001), The Royal Tenenbaums (2001), Starsky & Hutch (2004) and Meet the Fockers (2004).

He and his brother Luke Wilson were originally meant to play the Malloy brothers in Ocean's Eleven (2001), but dropped out to make _Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001) .

Shares his birthday with David Ortiz, Chloë Sevigny and Christina Vidal

Majored in English.

Father was a PBS exec.

When appearing on Australian talk show, "Rove Live" (2000), he became the 1001st guest on the show. He was appearing with Isla Fisher. Fisher walked out first and therefore became the 1000th. Wilson received a Meat Tray.

First "Frat Pack" member to receive an Academy Award nomination.

Is of Irish descent.

Was the best man at his brother, Andrew Wilson,'s wedding.

Has an Australian cattle dog named Garcia.

Is a talented skateboarder. <--- well this ruins it for me ;_;

Attended military school, instead of a normal academic school.

Fan of Chelsea FC (England soccer club).

Met his girlfriend Kate Hudson on the set of You, Me and Dupree (2006).

omg it was clearly the absence of Owen Wilson, the writer that made Life Aquatic so shitty.

WAIT IS HE DATING KATE HUDSON???

no, i think they broke up

I guess he used to be dating Sheryl Crow what are you going to do?

lol he ruined her marriage and then dumped her

Met his girlfriend Kate Hudson on the set of You, Me and Dupree (2006).


who was, incidentally, still married at the time.

guys you know what movie was awesome was actually starsky & hutch

also zoolander

wait have you guys seen that skate movie with owen wilson in it?

does he or the pony have a love interest in this movie, guys?

beartrap I never saw Starsky and Hutch.

everything out of his mouth in Zoolander is genius and, I get the impression, improvised.

all of the scenes during and immediately following when ben stiller accidentally eats an enormous quantity of blow in s&h are hilarious, and also anything involving snoop dog particularly the thing with his pet lizard.

yeah, my sister told me Snoop was hilarious in that movie.

"i was totally fine. i've never even BEEN to mt. vesuvius!"

Look I like Owen Wilson but he's just set Dignan on REPEAT. More screenplays, goofball.

"who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? don't you know I'm loco?"

man maybe we should put john turturro in the tiny pony movie, then you'd really be bored by it!

"sting would be another person who's a hero. the music he's created over the years...i mean, i don't listen to it, but the fact that he makes it, i respect that"

Starsky and Hutch should have been called Awesome and Blood Diamonds.

it was a pretty sweet flick

I like John Turturro too! Just not in...THAT

The only Whore Movies of OW I've seen were Shanghai Noon & Zoolander. Otherwise I wait for the increasingly less wonderful Wes Andersons.

guys, can Owen Wilson say "blood diamonds" at some point in this tiny pony movie? I think maybe I'm getting invested in this movie in a creepy, fanfic way.

tiny pony's mom is named blood diamonds?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ yes

also, morbius, quite frankly the most whore movie OW has done is life aquatic as far as i'm concerned. i'm sure even meet the fockers had SOMETHING funny said in it.

where do i get a drinking island badgeeee

I don't think I "get" this humor/movie/idea. Sigh /jaymc

i think ed has the badges!

I want a drinking island badger!

whereas I am probably going to say, "stay gold, boy pony" to my sister at some point tonight and not be able to explain myself.