https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHchmWsrfUo
^ ultimate fish out of water film
― shit_ebooks (am0n), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link
Wound up getting out of seeing it by getting showtime wrong and giving up.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 31 May 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link
I'm watching this now. Not bad, a few dumb montages aside. It is hard to buy Eva Green as an evil witch though.
If the thought of Johnny Depp playing a vampire for under 2 hours appeals to you, you will enjoy this.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 3 September 2012 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
beg to differ
― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Monday, 3 September 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
i *thought* that idea appealed to me until I saw Dark Shadows
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 September 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
It's incredibly stupid and watered down. But that doesn't mean it isn't enjoyable. It just means they had like 6 producers and you end up with a safe Hollywood movie that lets Tim Burton goth out in a big-budget way.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 3 September 2012 03:41 (eleven years ago) link
As a soap Passions just got worse and worse
― Raymond Cummings, Monday, 3 September 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link
It is stupid and watered down. It isn't particularly enjoyable. Werewolf reveal was the biggest deus ex whogivesafuck ever. So why do I sometimes feel like defending this one? Must have something to do with Eva Green.
― Eric H., Monday, 3 September 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
It's been a long time since I felt moved to walk out of a theater. Dark Shadows is as close as I've come. Not walk out in disgust as much as, I'd rather go sit in the parking lot.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 September 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link
Alice Cooper was cool tho
They should have made Alice Cooper the werewolf.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 3 September 2012 05:21 (eleven years ago) link