there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

Also pretty much everything that happens in Aliens is just a slight re-do of what happened in Alien. Newt = the cat; "you bitch" = "you bitch"; etc

Speaking of Jonesy, that cat is a DAMN GOOD ACTOR.

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:38 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the cat from alien vs. the dog from the thing

― Hungry4Ass, Friday, May 25, 2012 11:41 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The cat makes an appearance in the 8-bit video game of Alien too, you have to bag it before you escape.

― PSOD (Ste), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:52 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you have to WHAT

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:54 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, May 25, 2012 11:54 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one of the last rappers i interviewed is mac miller who caught a body at 15 when someone crowd-surfed at a Dave Matthews Band concert.

― rock the swagon and g.o.a.t. it (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 25, 2012 2:06 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

What percentage of people who got the vinyl do you think will actually use the St. Vitus rolling papers?
― The Devil's Panini Machine (J3ff T.), Friday, May 25, 2012 1:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I am the only one who wont
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, May 25, 2012 1:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This doesn't even need context, it's a thing of beauty all by itself.

I'm disappointing that you think my armchair psychology comes from a place of scorn, somedude
I thought we could discuss this like adults

― we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Saturday, May 26, 2012 8:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

Geir, you seriously need to stop saying "hitlists".

"Hitlists", in English, means, unless I am much mistaken, "people you want to kill". It does not, unless I am much mistaken, mean "songs that are hits". Just thought you might like to know. The word is "charts".

― anatol_merklich, Saturday, May 26, 2012 5:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There is really nothing I would love more than to take a year and talk to juggalos. The unity and sense of something bigger than themselves based on a MUSICAL GROUP is really inspiring to me

― fuck plies IMO (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, July 28, 2009 9:38 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you worry it will be read by those that would mock juggalos just make it so humorlessly earnest that readers laugh at you instead of the juggalos

― da croupier, Tuesday, July 28, 2009 9:41 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't want to see men in black 3

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:20 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I sat on a bench that was a men in black 3 bench and when I realized what I was doing (sitting) I stood up and walked away

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:20 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I missed my bus but on my way towards my destination I passed a movie theater

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:21 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I bought a ticket for a movie and walked into the movie theater, alone, something I haven't done in quite a while

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:21 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― flopson, Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(will smith star of men in black 3)

― flopson, Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pissing in a movie theater urinal, it struck me that I was going to watch a movie

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I looked down into the urinal it was a men in black 3 urinal, it was happening again, again

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:23 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I didn't even buy popcorn, I just stopped what I was doing (pissing) and walked right out of the movie theater

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:24 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

question is the actual title m3n iiin blthreeack

― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:25 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I looked up at the sky, it was night time, the stars were out

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:25 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I looked closer at the sky, it was a men in black 3 sky

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:25 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IN BLmenACK

― bnw, Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was gripped by a sudden feeling of panic, was there anywhere I could escape the feeling of men in black 3

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

question is the actual title m3n iiin blthreeack

― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, May 27, 2012 3:25 PM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

answer: no, the title is "men in black 3"

― flopson, Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I ran home, under the sky, past the movie theater, past the bench, past all vestiges of men in black 3, and opened up my computer upon sitting in a chair in the middle of my apartment

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have been posting ever since

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't want to see, men in black 3

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 27 May 2012 20:28 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm trying to rap that in my head, as if it was the Will Smith-style theme song for M3n Iin Blthreeack.

when i go to see men in black 3, i want to eat a sour patch kids. do they have sour patch kids in black to tie in to my moviegoing experience? sour patch tommy lee jones and sour patch will smith in black??!?!?

― one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, May 28, 2012 4:10 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ian, Columbia Pictures regrets there is no movie candy tie-in of any kind with men in black 3. if you desire such an experience with your Sour Patch Kids, I would recommend sucking the Sour part first and calling this the Thomas Jones flavor, then when the Patch Kids part is left, you've got yourself a sweet William Smith treat.

― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Monday, May 28, 2012 4:25 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Against Me Isn't The Only Band With A Lead Singer Who's Changing Names And Getting Rid Of Ween

― some dude, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 7:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my brother once suggested to me that we create and maintain wikipedia entries about each other, and i looked at him like he'd just said "hey let's cut our thumbs off and drink sewage."

― some dude, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 7:23 PM (13 minutes ago)

What, out of your thumb holes?

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, May 29, 2012 7:26 PM (11 minutes ago)

[citation needed]

― some dude, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 7:28 PM (9 minutes ago)

had another job, later,involving sewing dead butts closed

you can't just say that without doin some splainin, son

―wolf kabob (ENBB),Tuesday, May 29, 2012 9:50 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i guess everybody but e's worked at mcdonalds

―jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu),Tuesday, May 29, 2012 9:55 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i know a professor who tells a funny story about moby dick.

the story is she knew (of) a guy who graduated with an engineering degree, managed to get through hs and college w/o really reading a novel, or shakespeare or much of anything. he didn't read. he thought maybe he should give a classic a shot, and someone recommended moby dick. so he gives it a good effort, reads it, finds it interesting, that's that.

this must have been the 90s; the story is months later there was an episode of the animaniacs cartoon on (maybe the guy had kids, idk) and one of the characters is on the phone, yells "call me, ishmael!" and slams the phone down.

and the guy just falls out laughing. because it's a joke that he gets. but then, laughter subsides, and he's crestfallen, and says something like, "oh my god. is everything like this?"

― goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:38 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beautiful

Double-bladed sword that one. "Moby-Dick helps engineering student understand Animaniacs joke" isn't the best advert for readin' books

that story is amazing

okay that's fantastic

snooty booty teeny weeny yellow soccer finereeny

― goole, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:00 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha OTM, I was literally just typing that out

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:01 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I imagine Moby Dick guy approaching things like MST3K and Community with a combined attraction and loathing.

I approach MST3K and Community with attraction and loathing, respectively.

Well, yes.

seriously, why don't we just ban sexist/racist posters instead of making this big dumb unfunny spectacle out of it (ask ____ threads, frogbs) every time

sure am glad you felt the need to call me out by name, hope you get all the lols and excelsiors you deserve (eat shit)

― frogbs, Tuesday, May 22, 2012 4:17 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(eat shit)

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, May 22, 2012 4:17 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(eat shit)

― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 4:24 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

callin a frogbs out by name when shit gets eated

― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 4:25 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/02/opinion/will-wall-street-ever-face-justice.html?_r=1

― curmudgeon, Friday, March 2, 2012 4:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/02/opinion/no.html?_r=1

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, March 2, 2012 4:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/02/opinion/otm.html?_r=1

― brownie, Friday, March 2, 2012 4:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha I'd forgotten about that

you really havent lived until youve seen a bunch of portly children with backpacks full of piers anthony xanth novels attempt to negotiate a ropes course
― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Wednesday, May 30, 2012

by the last few days it was pretty much like Lord of the Flies but everyone is Piggy and the conch is a well worn copy of the AD&D Fiends Folio
― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Wednesday, May 30, 2012

it's funny because it's my life

great excelsiors today

"oh my god. is everything like this?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

Are you serious, forks.

it was the first thing that came to mind!

ha, just checking to see if you were straight-up posting that video in the excelsior thread.

oh, no! it's a call back to the moby dick guy

call me ishmeme.

re: goole

idgi

i keep waiting for all the old people to die, but they keep making new ones!

― scott seward, Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha!

"i've finally gotten the sound of johnny cash's death rattle to a level where iTunes users will feel like they are actually johnny's uvula and are shuffling off this mortal coil with the man in black", said the delusional man in white.

― scott seward, Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:28 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol what thread is that from?

"Mastered for iTunes"

why is it that every (white) woman in the American entertainment industry has dated one of these guys:

Adam Levine
John Mayer
Wilmer Valderama

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:01 AM (1 hour ago)

only 3 straight guys in Hollywood

― korea opportunities (Noodle Vague), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:04 AM (1 hour ago)

always need like half a second of pause when I see Wilmer Valderama's name before I remember that he's male

― cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:29 AM (58 minutes ago)

always need like half a second of pause when I see Wilmer Valderama's name attached to the name of someone else who is voluntarily having sex with him

― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:45 AM (42 minutes ago)

if i wasn't in an office right now i'd post the naked adam levine pictures

― kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:46 AM (41 minutes ago)

just so you can all suffer like i have suffered obv

― kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:46 AM (41 minutes ago)

"They killed his family. Now he's going to run them over."

Unfortunate pronoun usage.

― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, June 1, 2012 2:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahahaha

ha!

ha ha haha hahahaha ha ha haha.

^ 77, dude…

didn't realize, don't think it's incriminating, will kill it tho

ffs

(I didn't think it was incriminating either I just had the impression there was a Rule about such things and wanted to bring it to yr attention)