The Haunt Of Fear: ILX Top 100 HORROR Movies Poll Results Thread

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I guess what I'm saying is that TWM is only frightening if you identify with the puritan. I do not, never have and never will and am kind of suspicious of people that do.

It's true, you have to be a pious virgin police offer to enjoy this film.

The Thnig, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

TWM is also the fear of being the stranger in a group and everyone being in on it but you.

second only to popcorn (or something), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

I've only seen like 30 min of this film :(

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

Anyway, obvious zingitude aside, the whole point to me is that there's a real tension about who to root for, and what that says about us and our impulses and our potential for cruelty. In a sense, the islanders are the good guys, but they have to sacrifice something for their bucolic world to continue. Is it worth that sacrifice? Well, maybe. But that loss of 'civilisation' for the greater good, it is still a scary thought.

emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

It's true, you have to be a pious virgin police offer to enjoy this film.

way to not read

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

Watch Carrie first, then watch the rest of Rosemary's Baby. xp

carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

ftr I enojoyed TWM. it's funny

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, how bad could the islanders have really been? they gave uptight Christian dude an awfully attractive escape clause ... pork Britt Eklund and you live!

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

ok so there are 4 spots left and i feel like rosemarys baby makes 5 expected films? also if the thing wins this poll too i swear to god

― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, May 24, 2012 4:02 PM (13 minutes ago)

I've bit my tongue the entire time, but I fully expect the thing to be #1. it might be the shining, but there is a near religious love of the thing on this board.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

people just don't believe women.*

That and she's depicted as being perpetually at the mercy of men (and post-menopausal women).

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

another nice cryptkeeper line there folks

rosemarys baby doesnt do it for me at all but i can see why its here

I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

basically at this point I assume that 80% of the board has masturbated while watching The Thing

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

I really like The Wicker Man. I also really like Bedknobs and Broomsticks. Didn't vote for either.

oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken. (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

Why would you have to identify with the puritan or be an uptight asshole to find TWM frightening? I'm not saying it is or isn't but I don't understand this in theory.
Just because you wouldn't be a target yourself does this make them unfrightening regardless of the principle involved?

MrDasher, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

That and she's depicted as being perpetually at the mercy of men (and post-menopausal women).

Yeah, for sure. Her only act of autonomy is cutting her hair short. She doesn't even get to have agency in her own sex life. (insert terrible Polanski joke here)

carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

Maypoles and morris men and animal costumes and fertility dances are real, and they tap into a sense of England that is both pastoral and primal, bucolic and highly dangerous... We're a strange people in an ancient land.

I had this reaction for a bit when watching TWM until I remembered that you could make any religious culture/ritual look creepy in this way

da croupier, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

(actually don't insert Polanski's anything into anything)

carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

(insert terrible Polanski joke here)

Mostly took care of that when posting quotes, ftr. (That thread still pisses me off.)

Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

I guess what I'm saying is that TWM is only frightening if you identify with the puritan. I do not, never have and never will and am kind of suspicious of people that do.

my sense of what's scary has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not i rationally believe in the source of threat, and my ability to identify with characters isn't wholly determined by the extent to which i like and/or agree with them. i fault the anti-hero protagonist of the wicker man for his christian priggishness, but that doesn't make me any more happy to see him burned alive. he's not the greatest guy around, but i don't really hate him.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

Most religious culture/ritual is creepy. That's why it features so strongly in horror films. I just don't see why people are discounting paganism when they accept Catholicism.

xposts

emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

still pissed about return of the living dead tbrr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozsIKQxEMPU

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

I don't accept Catholicism thank u very much

da croupier, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

i think of Morris dancers as being more dorky than creepy (much less dangerous). obviously, Morris dancing and spinning round the maypole would be REALLY weird anywhere in the USA but it's not as organic over here as in the UK.

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

Her only act of autonomy is cutting her hair short.

yeah but she def looks better with the bob tho.

second only to popcorn (or something), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

there's actually quite a bit of paganism in Catholic rituals, traditions, etc.

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

Per my previous commentary, the scariest part of Rosemary's Baby is when she goes to see the regular OB/GYN and tells him her concerns, and you think that she's going to get some help... but nope. He calls the Demon Doctor and her dumb husband and it's back to Satan's High Rise with you. It's like the scene in TCM when the one woman almost gets away but gets pulled back into the house. Ugh.

carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

its late enough in the game now that even i think ive got this figured out but if i could design this ranking it would def be alien>the shining>the thing

im not forgetting anything right

I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

It's like the scene in TCM when the one woman almost gets away but gets pulled back into the house.

Oh yeah, at the roadside gas station/sausage market! Totally.

The Thnig, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

i remember never having heard of The Wicker Man before coming to ilx and seeing it just referenced constantly

some dude, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

by la lechera

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

by everyone!

some dude, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

hate to break it to you but we're all la lechera socks

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

i never watched the OG wicker man until after the Nicolas Cage lol-fest had come out.

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

when she goes to see the regular OB/GYN and tells him her concerns, and you think that she's going to get some help... but nope. He calls the Demon Doctor and her dumb husband

ugh i remember first seeing this scene and feeling absolutely sickened by the betrayal

judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

maybe Nicolas Cage should be involved in a Rosemary's Baby/Night of the Hunter remake!

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

there's actually quite a bit of paganism in Catholic rituals, traditions, etc.

I was gonna say - Catholicism is totally pagan!

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

you eat jesus for fuck's sake!

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

i haven't seen the remake, but nicholas cage can pierce the actorly veil and be truly frightening in a way that nobody in the original wicker man could be (out of propriety? dignity?)

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

xp to elmo - God, me, too. Honestly writing about it makes my chest kind of ache.

And the birth - she's sedated during the birth of the baby that she was sedated during the conception of, and they take it away, and tell her it died. Oh, I guess her decision to be a mother to her baby is the other thing she does on her own, but then again, how much choice did she have.

carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

never have Charles Grodin as your OB/GYN

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

I think Nic Cage should remake every movie on this list

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

What's gonna be in the top 3? The Shining, The Thing, what else? Has The Exorcist placed?

a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

Nic Cage IS... Carrie

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

hey guys, all of these movies are good

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

what nonsense, next thing you're gonna tell me xmas trees and presents are pagan

xp to shakey

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

you eat jesus for fuck's sake!

love this

The Thnig, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

imagine Nic Cage scraping his face off in a remake of "Poltergeist"

MY FACE MY FACE MY FACE MY FACE MY FACE

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

What's gonna be in the top 3? The Shining, The Thing, what else? Has The Exorcist placed?

― a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, May 24, 2012 8:33 PM (1 minute ago)

Alien. and hostel 2.

I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

sounds like it woulda been a cool snappy comeback in grade school

oh yeah? well you eat JESUS

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

i haven't seen the remake, but nicholas cage can pierce the actorly veil and be truly frightening in a way that nobody in the original wicker man could be (out of propriety? dignity?)

well in the original you can be sacrificed by pagan partiers for being a pious dude, in the remake you can be sacrificed by a man-hating cult led by Ellen Burstyn just for being a nice guy trying to help out an ex. So I guess it's scarier since so many of us are nice guys who just want to know how it got burned, how it got burned, how it got burned.

da croupier, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:36 (twelve years ago) link


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